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officialblueshell: Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
onceuponastfu: i really love ketchup, you guys.
coffeeclock: fake-ketchup: thegits: i have never related to cat so much in my life Me @niklisson He just needs a l'il cup of coffee…
life-of-electraheart: potatoes-with-ketchup:Bagel boys! Nicholas Megalis, Rudy Mancuso This vine makes my life better. People should harmonize about everything always.
recoup:When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry
recoup: When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry
krstewpattz: slantededge: at my future wedding and funeral service but whY WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP ON A BURGER LIKE THAT IM SO????????????????
oreoprince: I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
princess-of-lore: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
jiyongieboy: how do people approach their crush i don’t even have the guts to ask for an extra ketchup in mcdonalds
elisaddiq: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie That was
sexualcastiel: matt-ketchup: sirenshadow: misha-bawlins: isnt it weird how with girls their boob size is out in the open and you know what youre up against from the start but with guys you have 0 indication of the size of their penis until the pants
empresspinto: sometimes i crave the weirdest freaking things it’s three am in the morning and i just made this that’s mashed potatoes mixed with corn, sriracha, ketchup, french onion dip, and parmesan surrounded by sliced hot dogs what is wrong with
beyonic: whitelivesdontmatter: detoxing: “Barack obama is that some kind of sauce” ketchup is a spice I am hollerinG
Tu eres La leche de mi Cereal , la palta de mi pan ,la azúcar de mi té , la Crema de mi café , el Churrasco de mi combo , el ketchup de mis papas , Me dio hambre weon.
me-dicen-natty: trraveltime: idrowninmylies: me-dicen-emoculiao: perrocon-ketchup: nonotesigue: ya XDDDDDDDD skaldj ya pasaron las fiestas patrias u_u y todos ya se olvidaron de chile y toa la mano.. bueno yo vengo a su dash a imponerles patriotismo
infinityonhemmings: sometimes i worry that 5sos are getting too professional and then i remember that they went to a dog grooming salon in superhero costumes to get a plastic dog named ketchup professionally groomed
listas-e-afins: Negrite suas esquisitices Você come ketchup puro Você faz careta na frente do espelho Você finge que guaraná é cerveja Você já sonhou que tinha morrido Você fala sozinho(a) Você já ensaiou uma discussão Você já se preocupou
fckyeahtimmy: Aaron Taylor Johnson: “I’d go grab someone’s tea bag or ketchup and just rub it all over. They’d go, ‘What are you doing?’ and I’m like, ‘Dude, it’s fine. Give me some stains.’ ” Christopher Mintz-Plasse: “No one
day 52: tomato 2.0 = ketchup
a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via tomato) How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
werewolfetude: PSA: Some people have sex and that’s okay Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
fab-rebel:Eating french fries without ketchup is like being stuck in traffic with no music
pan-con-palta-y-ketchup: Oh! bello, papaguena! tu le bella comme le papaya!
just-shower-thoughts: If tomatoes are fruits then ketchup must be a type of jam
msands78: imchillnjustchilln: fuckablogname: THINGS WE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN! ^^^^true I hope that’s true for the purple ketchup. The good ole days
countrygirl2136: bae got u covered for xmas lol Lol girl you better not get me ketchup 😂😂
mypettentaclemonster: mypettentaclemonster: Now I’m curious if ‘crispy chips’ or ‘chippy crisps’ triggers anyone? PLANTAIN CRISPS BANANA KETCHUP
howunpleasant: friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
I think this is the only person who loves ketchup more than I do :p
"Ich will mein Leben lang die Frau an deiner Seite sein. Die, neben der du aufwachst. Die, der du Ketchup aus den Mundwinkeln leckst. Die, deren Hand du auch vor deinen Freunden hältst."
none of those things keep you alive.
"Quer ketchup ? " "Hmmm... Você que sabe."
fake-ketchup: thegits: i have never related to cat so much in my life Me
mapachezurdo: Ketchup caducado
juliuscaesarofficial: hazelnutcappuccino: whose-titan: captain-fucking-levi: rainbowjaeger: choose-yukki: akigay: that same anon just sent me ketchup 15 times what did i do to deserve this AS SOON AS I REBLOGGED IT SOMEONE SEND ME PIZZA AND MY
vagaboninheels: school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it
asirenwonderland: inugammi444: polterpastry: I’m getting sick just remembering these o3o Oh my god.. Add some Heinz Ez Squirt colored ketchup and we have a party.
fab-rebel: Eating french fries without ketchup is like being stuck in traffic with no music
ch4mber-of-secrets: ketchup-catsup: stinkyqueef: family photo arergeghghghgh awwwwwww!!
dampsandwich: OMFG my mom made me so mad so i covered my neck in ketchup and walked into her room with a knife in my hand and fell over and she called the police and they police showed up and put her in handcuffs and took her away OMG IT WAS SO FUNNY
m-o0se: tokyoflashback: zomhanks: dayglowchainsawbitch: kittymunch: christ is that ketchup are u even trying here what do you want them to actually stab someone for the sake of a tumblr post go big or go home omg
(via Goth girl gets messy with ketchup and mustard. - Suicide Betties XXX Club)
jrxdn:Ketchup
