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dialupmodem: sonianeverland: spaghetti-nos: are they hotdogs or legs was it worth it she put ketchup and mustard on her legs that she can wash off in 5 seconds why is that “not worth it” it’s not gonna seep into her skin and enter her bloodstream
elisaddiq: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie That was
howunpleasant: friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
nyctophxilia: I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.
hanjisama: merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup
princess-of-lore: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
theyellowbrickroad: dw: bask in the glow who squirts ketchup right on their blanket
tsunamiwavesurfing: i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
joshpeck: peppermintpandaizanameowe: None burger with central ketchup delete this
a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via tomato) How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
queen-of-fallen-angels:brynndowney:savedmylifeforareason: seratonation: Steve: “I don’t know if i like it.” Tony: “Try it with some ketchup.” Thor: “Nay, the sauce will only make it worse.” Can we talk about Renner’s fantastic stare?
Nori
sealeo: Pikachu and it’s ketchup ;u; Me
hulu: Our condiment compliment of the day goes to Jack Black and Adam DeVine for demonstrating “The Ketchup Song” dance on The Grace Helbig Show.
scynamon: omg…lol also, WHO ELSE REMEMBERS THIS?!?!?! omfg!! i used to be so fucking obsessed with this song!!!!!!!
frenchpeoplegivemethecrepes: apollosglare: goodmorning-coffee: 511kinderheim: timaeustestified: description says: (1) It is edible. No artificial colours. 96 calories.(2) It tastes like real hamburger, cheese, ketchup, french fries and cola. It
aangnog: matt-ketchup: aangnog: if u dont like mozzarella sticks then i assume u also dont like jesus I like mozzarella sticks but I dont like jesus they are a packaged deal im sorry but youre going to have to give up your liking of mozzarella stick
oreoprince: I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
sadboybrigade: one big mac with extra ketchup and justice somebody needs to put this somewhere on the US’s wikipedia page
fake-ketchup:my art skills are impeccable [tumblr]
Wisconsin GOP Passes Bill Banning Poor People From Buying Shellfish, Potatoes And Ketchup
thepigeongazette: AND NOW IT’S STUCK IN YOUR HEAD (also it’s totally ketchup no worries)
werewolfetude: PSA: Some people have sex and that’s okay Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese
bewbin: metaknighty: bewbin: metaknighty: my dad once threw a cheeseburger at the wall because mcdonalds made the order wrong he mustard up the courage to ketchup to how he felt on the inside how are you even a real person im not. im actaully a
danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi
princcss: howunpleasant: friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS
fake-ketchup: thegits: i have never related to cat so much in my life Me
amaimonster: sullythecrimsoncavalier: tumbling-pegasus-knight: dat-soldier: ketchup-not-catsup: I’m not even sorry ON THIS DAY, MANKIND WAS TAUNTED A SECOND TIME Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! We lived in fear
jonnieallen: topshotpicks: Mind has been blown. KETCHUP CONTAINER EXPAND?!!!
The ketchup is right next to the vodka. #RealNiggaShit (at Lock Haven University)
a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
recoup:When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry
asapscience: Incredible non-stick coating has solved a universally annoying problem One of the most frustrating feelings in the world is struggling to get the last bit of ketchup out of the bottle or the last squirt of toothpaste out of the tube.Now
mom-calls-me-potato: “Husband”“Wife”“Darling”What’s next?“My cherry blossom”“My tomato ketchup”?
unplagued: i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
theecoccinelle: Adrien: You know, ketchup is technically a smoothie Marinette: Adrien, I love you, but please don’t whisper these things in my ear at 2am
prettygirlfood: Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers Ingredients 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts 6 cups vegetable oil, for frying Honey-Chipotle Sauce ⅔ cup honey ¼ cup water ¼ cup ketchup 1 tablespoon white vinegar 2 teaspoons ground chipotle
artenega: shiftythrifting: ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits,
lettingthewaterholdmedown: blondebrainpower: Rat Loaf for Halloween Dinner - when you cut it open there is ketchup and bbq sauce in the middle to ooze out. OMFG. THAT IS DISGUSTING AND AWESOME AND I BET IT IS DELICIOUS!
blondebrainpower: Rat Loaf for Halloween Dinner - when you cut it open ketchup and bbq sauce ooze out.
blondebrainpower: Rat Loaf - ketchup and bbq sauce ooze out. when cut into
blondebrainpower: Rat Loaf - ketchup and bbq sauce ooze out, when cut into
blondebrainpower: Andy Warhol eating a Burger King hamburger with Heinz ketchup, 1982
an important experiment
hihahunter: Miami babe going crazy and got her pussy covered with ketchup
deerhoof: the future is here and it’s horrible The fucking ketchup robot!
do-you-like-ketchup: based off of this and this i have gr8 humour
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie That was deeper.
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