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androidghost: thejungleofmufasa: haute-ketchup: New coworker is being a bit extra. Hey, hey, hey ……you let him be! told you about buying strange incense…
haute-ketchup: Had a morning where I felt good about myself and making a stupid face in the mirror was an appropriate celebration.
mrmrswoodman: Would you like some ketchup on that hot dog?
a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
randomsexycool: NerD Ketchup ha
savedmylifeforareason: seratonation: Steve: “I don’t know if i like it.” Tony: “Try it with some ketchup.” Thor: “Nay, the sauce will only make it worse.” Can we talk about Renner’s fantastic stare? Because it’s pretty much hilarious.
piercethetrench: hanjisama: merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup
a-wolf-by-any-other-name: a-wolf-by-any-other-name: tastefullyoffensive: (photo via tomato) How do you even melt a tomato? I just realized that it is in fact a pile of ketchup.
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
hwun: kengriffey-jr: freejimmer: I feel like crying this is terrorism Is that ketchup on bananas.
beeeby: nanakosan: pan, carne, ketchup, mostaza, pepino, cebolla, lechuga, queso, tomate, pan ..todo en ese orden
mahaleth00: ok this was gay, finally some bubbline, my crops were dying. they’re so close to canon omg, just do it you cowards!Adventure Time - Ketchup
princess-of-lore: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
weloveshortvideos: When you don’t shake the ketchup up
pan, carne, ketchup, mostaza, pepino, cebolla, lechuga, queso, tomate, pan…
dat-soldier: ketchup-not-catsup: I’m not even sorry ON THIS DAY, MANKIND WAS TAUNTED A SECOND TIME
officialblueshell: Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
thehotgirlproject: castielsteenwolf: yourspookyginger: my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing i cant go and ask for more ketchup for myself but if my friend wants
artenega: shiftythrifting: ah yes i was looking for a soap dispenser labeled “ketchup” with a picture of grapes I really want this bottle in my bathroom. I’d place it next to matching decorative soaps and towels as if it seems like it fits,
triumphantsalad:thats ketchup
fang107: The horror when you make fries for dinner and there is no ketchup. Oh noes
officialwhitegirls: fake-ketchup: Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night? um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it Oh dear yall
tsunamiwavesurfing: i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
*tastes ketchup for the first time*
reverendharlemheat: bluespad: jdlaclede: catherby: @the-entire-furry-fandom legit threw up in my mouth Coming from someone who loves milk and hates ketchup… This disgusts me on several levels. then make your own post instead of slathering negativity
bogleech: freyacrescentshangover: thebuttkingpost: pralinepowered: It’s like Nintendo wants Pearl to fail. Okay now this is just blatant sabotage Nintendo. Nobody sits down and says “you know what I want mayo on my burger instead of ketchup”
targuzzler: shineyhammer: targuzzler: shineyhammer: targuzzler: blumedic: targuzzler: adamchristmas: ketchup is a bottom tier condiment and ranch is god tier, and anyone who disagrees with me is lower than me on a scale of one to ten fuck you
get-thee-to-a-shrubbery: fussybabybitch: “What do you mean queer politics has a homophobia problem” Me, a lowly mcdonalds employee: “Ma’am we’re closed please stop opening ketchup packets and emptying them onto the tables”This fuckin journalist:
gerometry: i like my women with curves. lots and lots of curves. in a sort of spiral shape maybe with ketchup. curly fries. i like curly fries.
midtown120blues: fatlarde: u know when u try to put ketchup on ur food but it just precums that tomato water all over it instead :-/ I’m suing this website for allowing this post to exist long enough for me to see it
piperemerald: Connor: What makes you angry?Jared: Look up the google definition of ketchup and read it out loudEvan: Why-Jared: Just to do it Connor: Is there a specific thing you’re-Jared: YesEvan: “A spicy sauce made chiefly from tomatoes and vinegar,
roachpatrol: ‘uncle roach’ is such a powerfully disconcerting titlelike i just saying it i feel like i’ve already grown a crusty grey beard and acquired a 70′s camaro that smells like sun-fried ketchup. i’m here to pick you up after midterms.
snakegay: veeshnyah: snakegay: dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and I EAT RICE WITH MUSTARD AND MARSHMALLOWS WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW??!! i suppose
durtles: officialblueshell: Happy valentines day babe!! Yah I got u a bottle of fucking ketchup
kwantsu: geno2925: geno2925: Yo, so apparently I found out one of my college teachers actually did some art for Nintendo in the 90s nice Oh, and this is the art they did mario ketchup
twofingerswhiskey:deadmomjokes:PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy
hanjisama: merry christmas heres your fucking ketchup
howunpleasant: friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
princess-of-lore: mycheekyfinn: official-nasa: monilip: dont-stop-runninggg: knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad That was deep philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie That
v0ngola:ketchup boy
splosh-o-matic:Official artwork for Mayonnaise vs Ketchup Splatfest, via SplatoonJP on Twitter.
goldenpoc: “hip hop bottle of ketchup” someone shoot me
derinthemadscientist: aerialsquid: phantoms-lair: alyruko: And then shawarma after? It just occurred to me Noir doesn’t know that ketchup and mustard are distinguished by color (since black and white world) and it trying to figure out what’s in
landofwindandthrowingshade: dat-soldier: pugna: lesbians: musterd gays: ketchupe #these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint Nobody said the gays were smart
fake-ketchup: Lmao
iguanamouth: “so youre saying all you can make is KETCHUP and PLATES??” “actually, your majesty, theyre saucers”
vagaboninheels: school makes me want to end my life but then again so does watery ketchup
kinomatika: i love this heinz ketchup lookin motherfucker
pyreo: My headcanon is that Sans set up this whole thing where the ketchup in the bottle would just pour out over your food and he was really pumped for it and he’s already planning to offer you his own food afterward he just wants to see the look
fake-ketchup: thegits: i have never related to cat so much in my life Me
recoup: When your ketchup bottle precums onto your burger and u wanna cry
thatsthat24: We have come across the most adorable bottle of ketchup… It is so small… so defenseless… We shall adopt it and raise it to become big and strong.
