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momscocksman: Mom kept giving me these secret signs. Like “accidentally” touching my dick, blowing in my ear, I took these signs with curiosity. Then one day Dad left for guys night with his friends, and Mom and I…….well, it just happened I guess.
edohio753: geekyswingers: everthekinkier: mmm Looks like the perfect morning Dad just stared in my eyes as he splashed all over my body
elfeinxen: Hey @suicide-bird Me and @amw just wanted to say Fuck U18chan you make the story how you wanted cuz you da man. Hope you like this manage a troise (threesome) with dad gull.
I just love taking advantage of my mothers loneliness. When dad is on a business trip, she tends to drink her self to bed. That’s when I come in and lick her until she cums. In the morning she acts like nothing happened. (lol) I think that
ronesweasley: Forest of Dean. I came here once with Mum and Dad. That was years ago. It’s just how I remember it. The trees, the river, everything. Like nothing’s changed… not true of course. Everything’s changed. If I brought them back here
edohio753: When Dad looks at me like that I just have to touch myself
and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there. I’ll tell you how I became the dad OF A GIRL WHO WHIPS HER HAIR.
3chum: when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh”
rapedollfantasies: my dad wanted me and my mother to look just alike, he gave me the same name as hers, he made us use the same hairstyle, the same make-up, the same kind of clothes. He even made my mom take a lot of plastic surgery to look exactly like
daddyandmommylove: One day my mother was complaining that she did not feel sexy anymore. She said my dad did not look at her like he used to. I was just trying to be nice and complimenting her so she felt better. But I think she took it the wrong way
geometricdeathtrap: sharped0: eatingwordswithkittywitch: kingjaffejoffer: Dad made his son a hand with a 3D printer for บ instead of paying tens of thousands for a prosthetic. The way the boy smiles when he says “I’m like a cyborg.” just
askirlmrcrockerbert: sushinfood: Anyone remember the time DAD just picked up a 700-1000 POUND SAFE like it was almost nothing. I mean, he’s straining in this shot, but he’s still HOLDING UP A SAFE THAT COULD WEIGH ANYWHERE FROM 700 TO 1000 POUNDS.
mytwisted-fantasies2: She hated it when her dad drank, he always got like this, always used her for his sick urges. She wished she could escape, to run away and be free, but she knew if she wasn’t there he would just use her sister.
lesless: My dad works on a huge property for a man with a rescued baby deer who just lost his spots & really likes scratches.
edohio753: maraqgold: // Wow Dad you were right, I really liked just letting you jerk off on my face
6foot0: When Dad discovered his son liked dick, he made him sit at his feet in the evening just staring at his Father’s endowment, but not allowed to touch it until given permission
tomhiddlesfoolery: penandpage: farbenfrei: rhymenocerous: gimmieurjimmies: IS IT JUST ME OR DOES LOKI REALLY LOOK LIKE HIS DAD. IM I OVERREACTING OR HAS EVERYONE NOTICED THIS A casting basically. and that’s how you cast Can we not hOW
blame-the-feels: arya-stormborn: maddieatsbrains: holy frick from now on, whenever anybody doubts marvel casting ill just show them this My dad the comic book expert said they made Fury look like Samuel L Jackson with his permission in the comic
YOWZA!!! Now THAT is a HOT HOMO~~~~!!!!!!!!!\ **MY DAD AND OLDER BROTHER LOVE TO POUND ME LIKE THIS…..THEY HAVE MADE ME LOVE BEING HURT TO THE POINT THE I ALMOST SHOOT JUST THINKING OF IT !
Your gym performance has really improved, Dad. And like, I don’t just mean that in a superficial way, that you’re here a few extra days or whatever. You’ve legitimately gotten really muscular. You can bench press way more weight, your
Yeah, I’m always glad to come home, dad. The boys at college don’t really get me. Some of them fantasize about fucking an alt girl with tattoos, or they just think I’m hot and want a quick screw. I’ve spent a lot of time looking for a boy like
foryourusemistress: kimslutstuff8: I love this, my husband eats guys cum all the time, he just doesnt know it. He likes to eat my pussy but would never eat me out after he cums, he says thats disgusting. He has even eaten his own dads cum from my cunt.
dirtymindedson: I don’t know why mum is dressed up like this dad’s not back from his business trip until Friday. hey why’s uncle bill just pulled up in his new Mercedes?
circdad: Still fascinated by his newly bared knob. Thankful to finally be circumcised like everyone else. Dad did an injustice in not ensuring he was RIC, just because mommy couldn’t stomach it!
edohio753: I think Dad likes my long hair just as a place to hold on
ukboy27: spermaschlucker21: vjoe-blog: thedominantdaddyblog: fucked by Daddy Have to repost ❤❤❤❤❤ Dad loves my hole. He can’t get enough of it. Just how daddy likes to fuck me when has had a bad day at work
My dad just told me he likes Madison better than Bailey lmao dammit
hentaiflower: slutintraining: edohio753: I knew Dad was going to cum but I just could not take my eyes off his cock I keep saying this, but it’s so true: This is why I keep my glasses on. Having him blow his load in your face feels like a huge
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
misseffie: #HE JUST PUTS HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS LIKE A FUCKING DISAPPROVING DAD#’WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG LADY??? I TOLD YOU TO BE HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND HERE YOU ARE’
My dad literally just got really angry at me because I was laughing to myself while I was making myself dinner. Like seriously. He kinda hurt my feelings by the disgusted way he looked at me..
sticky-minaj: my dad tried to use my sister’s hello kitty shampoo in the shower and he just screamed “hello kitty more like hello sHITTY”
littlecatlady: today 11yr old brother wanted us to go outside and play with his BB gun but their dad wasn’t around, so I was like “idk, maybe we shouldn’t use it without adult supervision” and he just stared at me and I realized I am 20 I am
loonyloomy: Just wanted to share this coming out story from a guy I saw on First Dates. He came out to his dad when he was 20, and then his mum when he was 21, after trying very hard to hide that part of himself and never really discussing anything like
monsterhospital:I WAS TALKIN ABT THIS WITH MY DAD THE OTHER NIGHT SO. in the tags put a song that was fucking life altering for you, like you just ascended the first time you heard it
j0ye: j0ye: i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit update my dad is grounded
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you
oopsishittedagain: avengethewholockians: 420goku: 420goku: MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
patina-millers-biceps: kingscrown666: weasowl: radbadbish: werewolfofsector2814: strawberryinstantoatmeal: i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just.
bug-dad: Reposting my OC Gael, I spent a good amount of time on this picture and it turned out to my liking. Gael is part of mandromeda‘s rad story and also a love interest of his oc Derik. And tbh there just needs too be more PoC witches in general,
My dad just sent me a picture of my cat’s hairball she puked up this morning, and it looks waaaaaay too much like a penis.
twinconstellations: You know, I don’t even care who Lin and Su’s dads are. I just want Zaheer, P’Li, Ming Hua, and Ghazan to have a good reason for kidnapping Korra. Like, maybe they kidnapped her when she was a baby because they wanted to keep
bande-moule: thecockydad: Exactly how I like making out. Just a boy who knows his dad is there for him. Need this right now, my beard needs to tickle his face Anyone know what this is from??
spideromanoff:#so space dad was just hanging out on some planet #waiting for mum to eat dirt #like don’t visit or anything #i’m team yondu on this (via goddamnhella)
panharmonium: oobiwan: obi wan is like a tired middle aged suburban dad that has to raise five children on his own and literally nothing they say or do surprises him anymore he is just living in a constant state of mild annoyance and deep resignation
kerosene: the argument “well lovecrafts dad actually named the cat” is so fucking funny like bro you can easily change the name of a cat… you dont even have to go to court or anything, you can just start calling the cat something not racist anytime
musashi: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: Someone told my ex-dad (not a sex thing; he just disowned me) that I’m trans and now he’s threatening to come to work and make a scene, and I know I should be upset, but like. What’s
femcassidy:femcassidy:really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him
voyagerprobe:nyctosaurid:voyagerprobe:Queer eye but instead of 5 gay men showing up and fixing your life, 3 gay men show up and become your dads and also sing abba songsHolly i legitimately truly did not expect this but i feel like you just unlocked a
thethetwistedone: the-golden-dragoness:i-like-gay-books: what-even-is-thiss:princeboo:just-affection-shitposts: calamitycannon: miniangel: mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series” my dad keeps
feralgodmothers:Can we talk about when filmmakers make the creative choice to cast the same actor to play a character’s dad as well as the villain? Jonathan Hyde in Jumamji and Jason Isaacs in Peter Pan (2003)I just feel like there’s a Freudian
freesocrates: juliansballclenchingfalsetto: talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal you can just hear the directly quoted rhetoric in their voice, like “my dad said this”
blacklongfellow: Last month, my Dad asked me, “are you a punk?” I said “no,” but I guess because I’m always up in my room either reading or talking on the phone, that made me kinda suspect. I just don’t like basketball or running the streets.