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dadsoncircfun: I was riding my big brother’s cock like I always do whe, to my surprise, Dad stepped over us and forced his huge tool In with my brothers. It hurt like I was givin’ birth. But like always I just worked through the pain until I gotta
I HAVE LIKE 10 MESSAGES EVERYONE FREAKING OUT OVER THE MOM GUYS I REALLY DIDNT THINK YOU GUYS WOULD CARE SHES JUST A FILLER FOR A MOMMY SHES JUST FEM CRAB DAD THATS IT SHE GRUMBLES AND IS KINDA TSUNDERE THE END
dotssalchow: Okay, this moment right here was just pretty wholesome. I know it’s supposed to be funny, but the way he talks like a dad addressing his child about his temporary absence is just adorable.From: Sour Patch Kids HAS GONE TOO FAR
didyouknowmagic:Lemme just tell a little story to see if I can explain why movies like The Book of Life matter and how representation is not just for marking a check off a list. This is a photo I took of my dad after putting on The Book of Life to show
lingerie-passion: Lingerie After mom and dad leave for the day, my sister walks around in just her bra and panties, daring me to do something about it.I like to let things simmer so I just wait until I can’t stand it anymore then I tackle her.She
fucky0uukindly: tripplechocolatetruffle: me & your grand dad This movies gonna be hella funny Just to avoid awkward Tumblr perv comments… that blonde… is like a 10yo boy. Just so you all know… >_>
subndiapers: Cheer up big sis! It was just a little accident. Mom and dad said you’ll be back in big girl panties in no time… but in the meantime, I just need to make sure you haven’t made a pee-pee in your diapie. Now turn around like a good girl…
homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something
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nitoriaiichirou: talking to people who have good relationships with their dad is so surreal like, what’s that like? what did you do???? how come he doesn’t think you’re a failure?????? how can you just “get on with” and “like” your father?????????
paperandpencilsandskips:Having a blast at the park
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this
checkers-dr: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that
victuurionice: child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time
criticalrise:I love that they’re all girls and they’re each different in their own ways while they look so much like their dads. it just brings something new to the table idk I’m just excited to meet them 🥺
justdogrates: Meet Quinten. He’s so smiley. So lovely. So beautiful. He gives you that look like he just made a dad joke and you just appreciate it. 15/10
boyzwhat: amerikish-gay: OMG I just broke down in tears like wtf this dad is, well, the way it just should be… I wish more parents were this understanding and great.
Hahaha yeah I was joking around before but shit just got realI like how my dad who’s never even been in a tropical storm just tells me: “SEND ME SOME VIDEO”
itsbetterthananal: my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH
erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to him again
didyouknowmagic: Lemme just tell a little story to see if I can explain why movies like The Book of Life matter and how representation is not just for marking a check off a list. This is a photo I took of my dad after putting on The Book of Life to show
lollypopeauthor: I had just moved in with my dad after my mom passed away. “You think you can just come into my life and parade your short skirts and huge tits like I’m blind or something? Huh? Do ya, slut? You think I’m impotent? Is that it?
anderson-hummel: anderson-hummel: MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH
pookiesfamily: “Just one little lick dad? I bet you’ll like it!” Not just one lick Lil Darlin! Until I’m satisfied!
edohio753:mynaughtyschoolgirl:Daddy is so strong, he can just pick me up at any time and fuck me like the little slut I am for him.. just for him!Dad doesn’t even take the time take off his pants he wants me so bad ~giggle
child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried
molsno: erwinsmitn: erwinsmitn: my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount wait, I just mentioned this to
cat-cosplay: Conversation between me and a friend that just happened: Friend: “Why don’t you just stick to jokes and funny posts?” Me: “I like to think our posts can range from the lamest Dad Joke all the way to Profound messages, everthing
m1911s-3rd-prestige: A physically fit dude in his 60′s just ran up to me on the street and was like “Hey wanna hear a dad joke?” and before I could say anything he just goes “Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? Cause the sheriff told him to get
When guys post like "Dear Diary" statuses about their lives or complaining, I always chuckle knowing my Dad and all the men in my family wouldn't be caught dead writing like that. In fact, they'd probably rather be dead than write like girls who just
last month my dad was like “you never show me your art anymore” so i sent him an email with like 6 different pieces, and one of them was the nude Centaur!Aradia cause why not, and he really liked it LOL i’m just glad for my parents,
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants
I havnt cried like this in so long…. I try to stay so strong but some things I just can’t handle. Some feelings I can’t control. Some thoughts I just can’t ignore. My dad had this short talk with me earlier that just shattered
christmasbarakat: my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to
Okay so my dad is watching this like softball ‘documentary (its a satire like the office its p funny) and its like….The REALEST thing ever like they are showing the typical ‘softball parents’ and just EVERYTHING IS SO REAL I HAVE SEEN PARENTS
sherrocked: awesomeness2471998: sherrocked: My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my
crave-the-good-things: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog
kaytiecakes:Dad bods are hot.And also I’d like to recognize that a ‘dad bod’ is just a label for normal fucking bodies.“A little chunky”??? No, that’s a normal body. That’s how men look, dude, and it’s hot
