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“Shhh, little brother, Mom and Dad might be asleep, but they’re just next door. I’m glad you like my big tits so much, but you have to keep quiet about it. You insisted you wanted a blowjob tonight, but it seems like you have other ideas
Dustin just randomly sends me this video through email when he knows I’m out to eat with my Dad and older brother who are in town! Lol I’m like hiding my phone as I watch his huge black cock swaying back and forth like it’s hypnotizing
“Come on sweetie, take your hands down from your breasts. They are gorgeous like they are. You don’t need an enlargement.”“Dad, you’re just saying that because I’m your daughter and you have to be nice. But men like big tits and I want them
artist-in-space: do you ever just wonder why does a wonderful man like this existthank you world Because my mom and dad tried NOT to have a baby and I was all like:“HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND WELCOME TO IM BEING BORN ANYWAY FUCKOS&r
iammegadaddyissues: i didn’t suspect He’d be as hung as He was. Standing in the darkened hallway of the adult arcade He looked like just another ordinary Dad on the down low. Still, i liked His height and clean cut looks, or at least what i could
Mom came home drunk as hell last night and walked in on me masturbating! It took her like five minutes to realise though. She was crying about how much she missed my dad and how she just couldn’t find another man like him. Then she looked down.
taboopoet: “You like that, baby bro?”“I fucking love it. Dad never licks it like that. He just shoves it right in.”
lazyanbu: MY MUM JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM LIKE THIS SO WE MADE SOME MORE AND NOW I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THEN MY DAD JOINED IN Now I’m imagining what these creatures would sound like when they talk…
So its like 8am and I woke up like 5 minutes ago all calm and relaxed and got on tumblr just to remember that its NOT saturday its Friday and I was supposed to wake up 4 hours ago and go to school. oops. edit: on the bright side my dad got me some
Gdjdkdksnwnbdrjkggk gahhh so im really lit with my mom and just not sober and my dad called to me be like “Hey call this food place and order food”…And I have anxiety already about that and being not in the right mind I was like didnfkd oh
anarkiddo:anarkiddo:this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag
gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just
haymitchsemptybottle: i hate to be creepy about this but Liam looks like a proud dad and Jen looks like a beaming mama and Josh is their kid that just won an award little family
xiumania: im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying sorry” when
sithgirl13: “the gems are all girls because they look like girls!!!”“i don’t get why anyone could like greg, he’s just a deadbeat dad!!!”“rose was only big because she was pregnant, besides i can draw her skinny if i want!!!”“ruby and
enterracial: Dustin just randomly sends me this video through email when he knows I’m out to eat with my Dad and older brother who are in town! Lol I’m like hiding my phone as I watch his huge black cock swaying back and forth like it’s hypnotizing
a-family-man: i’m back from the mall, dad! do you like it? i was thinking about you when i tried it on. i want to look good for my daddy. do you like the way this bra carries your little girl’s perky tits?haha, sorry. i just really needed a new bra.
a-family-man: most dads make the mistake of making sure their daughters don’t go out dressed like sluts. maybe their daughter just doesn’t have tits like mine
kayawantsyourbaby: loverofincest: I’m trying to not wake mum up. I don’t think she would appreciate Dad fucking his daughter. Daddy liked to visit me during the night. He liked testing me, seeing just how hard he could shove his huge cock into
ecmajor: lesless: My dad works on a huge property for a man with a rescued baby deer who just lost his spots & really likes scratches. Wow, this deer has like the nicest coatalso the cutest huge orby eyes, but that’s a given
chongthenomad: i just wanna know what korra’s motive was for disappearing for 6 months and if she made like any friends or something like where did she sleep did she write letters to anyone else than her dad wht did she think about at night dID SHE
obvious-captain-rogers: I love how Davos just looks at the younger female characters as they kick ass with what I will now coin as “Dad Eyes” because you can see in his eyes that he’s like ‘yes that one, I like that one, that one is my child
daddydawgs: nudedaddy: I’d never been with a man with a cock like my Dad’s—so long that it feels like it will never end. If he were any other man he would have popped out when he pulled back so far. But he doesn’t. He just feels my sphincter
My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this
xisiab: daesng1-deactivated20150707: “I really want to make up for letting you down like I did. That would’ve done it, wouldn’t it? Helping you find your dad? Like a secret mission.” This is just.. I’m gonna cry.
thememesofproduction: datarep: Combined faces of top 500 professional golfers i love that joe baseball looked like a generic attractive baseball man, but joe golf just looks like a suburban dad
scumfuckus: scumfuckus: apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like
anderson-hummel: anderson-hummel: MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE MY DAD JUST CAME IN WITH
pavlovs-schrodinger: pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just
earthspiritlove: Me and my brother like to fit in a quick fuck wherever we are… this occasion mum and dad are just over the road doing the shopping 😘 Love this, I just blew a big load watching this video 😘😘
sniperj0e: so we just got to my dad’s place before we go to the rally and there’s this guy sat outside with a cup of tea. he’s only like 2 years older than me and the designated driver tonight everyone say hi to dan he just gave me a pack of cigarettes.
bohemu: Pixar: The only company that takes the time to make animated blooper reels. I remember when I saw a Dreamworks blooper reel on the DVD for Shrek and my dad and I were like, “oooh, not just Pixar!” And then it was just…. mistakes in rendering.
avita-creator: weasowl: radbadbish: werewolfofsector2814: strawberryinstantoatmeal: i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men
itsbetterthananal: my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH
h0llo: saying “dad and mom” just feels wrong like saying josh and drake it just isnt right
frankjr3206: That’s it son just the way I taught you! No teeth just suck it like it’s a lollipop! Ohhhh son your making dad feel real good!
thecircleroom: Strain Name: Blueberry Yum Yum Grade: A+++ Type: Indica Looks: Fucking amazing! its Extremely Blue and its like love at first sight and My dad grows it so its AMAZING Smell: Just absolutely amazing it smells extremely fruity just
pavlovs-schrodinger: when im older and my kid needs me to sign something for school im just gonna write “Dad” in really crappy handwriting so it seems like my kid forged my signature and the teacher calls to tell me and im just “yes no it is i
Really long and dumb vent post, posting while no one is awake. Probs delete in the morning Today I woke up feeling pretty tense like I was just on edge about everything. Even in my dad’s car today I just wanted the car to stop moving cause I felt
team-skeet-blog: Elsa is just a tiny little brat who always gets what she wants. Today she was feeling horny and just wanted some big fat cock so she decided to act like she was sick so she wouldnt go to school. Her dad of course let her stay home
So you know how I reblogged that post where the person painted their Room based off of SU backgrounds? Well I asked my dad If we could do that to my room and he was like ‘Sure! But..why don’t I just make a wall decal for it?’ I just realized that
prettypennytraining: Mom always said office life would just be too confining for a free spirit like me. But so far, it actually suits me just fine. And besides, without those few months as a secretary, how else would she have met Dad?
bogleech:Everyone laughs at the dumb ignorant parents who act like their children will suddenly turn gay if they see two dads holding hands, but the truth is a lot of them know their kid might just be gay already. What they wish they could do is just
