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naughtysalamander:male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
assholecliffxrd:my mum just asked why my eyebrows are so dark and before i could answer my dad threw his arms up into the air and yelled “it’s because she’s emo. let the child live a little”
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated tone apparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water
sharingneedles: toxichellboy: whats better than this im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up
grinderman2:tortoises are too pure and beautiful for this fucked-up world… it’s just a big heart with a big shell that wants to eat a leaf
number1withabullet:thefuzzletor:Inspirational pokemon photos.I want to become a teacher just so I can put these up in my future classroom.
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: when people ask “why does the rickroll still exist it’s so old” i just think he said he was never gonna give you up he meant it
tortellinigirl: IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS . THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” . YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED
heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends
That awkward moment when Corin Tucker doesn’t grow up she just grows hotter.
nintendette: hdlynn:nintendette:I went to Starbucks, and told my barista friend to “Just fuck me up” and he gave me a drink with every single syrup.But was it good?NO
castielcampbell:fragile-fallen-angel:ya-boi-strider:Somebody needs to give that guy an awardHe just made that cop’s shitty day 10x better. He has to deal with grumpy, hateful protesters and then Jesus fucking shows up.jesus took the wheel and hauled
christianborle:it’s gotten to a point where i actively try to click on rick rolls. i can sense when the rick roll is there and i click on it just to make sure i know that rick is never gonna give me up or let me down
sixfigs:sixfigs:i just heard my brother race up the stairs and tell my sister “guess what kids bop did” in a really frustrated toneapparently they changed the line in Uptown Funk from “fill my cup, put some liquor in it” to “put some water in
crystalfy:It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.same goes for students at schoolsI just realized how fucked up that is wow.
badmotorfinger:I’M JUST LAUGHIGN BECAUSE HIS FUCKING KID LOOKS SO FUCKING PISSED OFF OMFG baby chris: dad u fucker wont let me on theboard wtf chris: shut up lil bitch
vauxn:dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other
splinteryourspine: splinteryourspine: I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off now that i think about it maybe
dasiphora: If you ever think you fucked up bad just remember that today Ireland accidentally legalized street drugs like meth and shrooms as well as make heterosexual marriage illegal due to a technicality
swiggityswagurfab: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He hit him with a lamp. I love
xxxmindinchains: “I just think that anytime you start critiquing art, the media, or ya know, critics, will start reviewing things against each other… you cant do that. Ya know, art, music, it’s all interpretive, and it’s up to the individual.”
fuckyeahtattoos: Just finished this up at Big Brain in Omaha, NE with Josh Hansen. Love it!
fl-eu-r: vibrant–summer: white-wid0w: hailstorrm: boredpanda: Heartbreaking Photos Of Pollution That Will Inspire You To Recycle Take care of the Earth! boost the fuck out of this I literally almost threw up because this is so sad it just
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Just imagine turning up to work And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
liquidglue:mickeysphilharmagic:mickeysphilharmagic:From now on I am only accepting sexts in Dr. Seuss rhyme form“What’re you up to?” His simple text said.“Just eating cereal and lying in bed.”“What if I was with you?” he responded with ease,“I
hugealienpie: sweaterkittensahoy: gotalittlebowonit: if you dont believe in god thats fine but when extremely horrible things have happened and people are praying for the lost souls of children, it is not the time to speak up. it is not just “stating
generalbooty: ur friend who is slowly starting to understand feminism: hey… isn’t it like… isn’t it like kinda fucked up that boys can just do like… whatever they want? and girls cant? you: yaaaaas yas keep digging gurl, feel the inequality
zaynftmigos:hoodrichjay: i hate how some people go to art galleries and museums just to look cool on instagram and tumblr shit i ont really care about paintings by dead old white men im trynna get my followers up!!! its a business strategy!!!
champagnepepes:if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all
boughiespice: priestmahad: pussylipgloss: crunchwrapqueen: yappanese:mossnmoon: Tyler came in for some bi-monthly maintenance! These babies are about 5-6 months old now. Why you did that tyler what the fuck is this??? “just fuck me up”
official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red
mitzi-tsetse: ontopofgravity: I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference and tbh it’s
buckywinchesters: were u ever that asshole kid who didnt wait for their friend to properly get off the slide first before u went down so u ended up just smacking into them…
hambaes:if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
horny-mummy: I had just got out of the shower, and my son had just jumped in, when his friends rang the doorbell. I rushed down to answer it. I didn’t worry too much about covering up. They’d see it all later anyway if everything went to plan!!
thekingdomofben: thekingdomofben: A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly
best-of-funny: thekingdomofben: thekingdomofben: A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so
kidjune: You all will Not believe the conversation I just had with this wild ass racist. Back story we met a little bit ago off a Dating app mistake #1) and I just got hit up today asking me if I knew someone who sold weed. When I didn’t text back
kidjune: browngirlblues: kidjune: You all will Not believe the conversation I just had with this wild ass racist. Back story we met a little bit ago off a Dating app mistake #1) and I just got hit up today asking me if I knew someone who sold weed.
betsywantsalotofthings: I love that easy slow time to myself when I’ve just woken up. I can just drift through my impulses, not telling myself to do anything or stop doing anything. That won’t happen much after now. I’ve got more work to do in
is it really june 30th? where the fuck did the last two months ago disappear to? it seems like just yesterday the Dove took me to see his castle in the woods, only the day before i graduated, and just last week i got my job. where has the time gone. in
I got home at 12:30 this morning. I ate some food and crashed a little after 1am. Just woke up at 8:20. Due back at work in less than six hours for another nine hour shift. I’m just done and I have other work to do. I’m tired still. Sore from
Had the most amazing weekend with Jonathan :) Pretty boring and a lot of packing to move him out on Sunday, but the fact that I got to fall asleep and wake up next to him was amazing. Saturday was super amazing and spent in Brooklyn, and today was just
thebuttkingpost: osterfields: osterfields: tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said
osterfields: tom holland just posted a video on instagram like “I’m sorry that there’s no new news on the spiderman sequel but I just got the script I’m about to read it!!” and he held up the script and it said “spider-man: far from home”
the-laughing-cactus: some kids just turned up at my house and i still havent bought any candy so i just gave them random stuff from the pantry and this little girl got an egg and she was so greatful and i didnt know why until i saw heR THROW IT AT THE
itsbetterthananal: my dad just yelled up the stairs “CHLOE DID YOU KNOW THE WEATHERMAN WAS GAY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY HE JUST GOT MARRIED TO HIS BOYFRIEND” and i was like which weatheman are we talking about here and he said “THE BLONDE ONE WITH
fatwink: i was just sitting in my living room eating nerds and my 7 year old sister came up to me and whispered “you are what you eat” and that’s how i just got burned by my little sister
felkinamk2: “My god guys… you have no idea how pent up I am for you all! I just got back and let’s just say… I’m ready to be on the end of all your thick creamy seed and wonderfully erect cocks…. who is first! Who wants to tangle with their
greystreetgirl: msexplorer: Have you ever… Had a friend that you truly miss? Yes, that person… the one you connected with and everything just got so fucked up? I do. I think of that friend and our talks and it just makes me sigh… I miss you.
mrkristoferweston: The fun part about the MIRubber is the play pit where I got to bring my rope bag and just tie up hot boys like Eric for fun all day! Rarely do I get the chance to just play and experiment with new things like I this! VIDEO HERE
ugh so i just went downstairs in the dark so i could get more beverage for my vodka and theres fucking HAIR OIL on the ground and i almost ate shit and got ginger ale in my hair. what the fuck!?!?!?!?
merkin72: stanssmith87: Finally got a quick shave and just dressed up I just LOVE wearing my heels!
lunyaaaav2: I just woke up and saw the amount of followers and likes I got in just 7 hours o_o Thank you! :3
bombing: i just saw a vine being made in real life. this guy walked up to a taco bell and asked if they had ass on the menu because that’s all he eats and his friend filmed the whole thing. this is insane. i feel like i just got a backstage pass to
skimpymoms: Son, I just got a call from the hotel. There’s been a mix-up with the rooms, so instead of having two Queen-sized beds, you’ll just have to share one with mommy. Is that OK? Now stop staring at my butt and help me out with this luggage!
