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dudewheresmypie: Didn’t you grow up pretty. Ugh, my skin was absolutely crawling when she said that. Just look how uncomfortable it makes Dean. Dean, who’s always got a comeback, even when if it’s utterly lame (well… you’re… pretty..).
trytomakemestay: the last president of my college got fired bc he had a mistress and everyone was worried about his wife and how she was holding up but then it came out that she, too, had a mistress so i guess she was doing just fine
jefferythespacewalrus: Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
violue: Whenever you’re feeling blue, just remember that Dean Winchester’s voice got lower in season 4. Aka: After Cas showed up and started throat-fucking Dean on the regular.
residentrodent: no-this-is-jarod: they got mad Okay I’m just gonna throw this out here for a sec. Everyone who said “wake up” or anything of the sort is an ASSHOLE. I’m gonna excuse the people who don’t know about this but that song was written
consulting-cannibal: something quick from just now! warming up a little. until the gag reel, i totally spaced that cas got hit with that rabid dog thing! i think i’d been asked how i hope this would pan out??? but i hope crowley gets out, gets the
kimslutstuff4: Snapped a few up my towel for my lovely followers, I just got out of the shower. repost if you would like to crawl up in there and eat my cunt and ass. I know I would like you to :-) Kim
bootyful1: thenoirsextherapist:beautiful-ambition: jayshana: kieraplease: scarf tops Oh my collection of scarves just got relevant again I need to step my scarf game up. I have goals now My titties won’t allow this ^^^^^^^ beam-meh-up-scotty
daddysdolly: nymphe-etoile: etherealballerina: aesfetic: I woke up like dis :-( OMFG perfect much?!?! damn all confidence just got squashed like a lil bug why can’t i fucking wake up like this wth universe
punklean: oh my god I’m at target and this little kid came up to me and hugged me really hard and then looked up and screamed “I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY MOM”
nasai: allthegoshdangusernamesaretaken: nasai: the universe fucks me up man like whats out there?? what are we?? is this shit even real?? are their other universes?? if so do u think naruto exists there?? fucks me up man According to the multiverse
nishlo: if ur sleeping pattern is fucked up clap ur hands if ur staying awake really late clap ur hands if ur totally screwed when school starts and u really wanna show it if ur sleeping pattern is fucked up clap ur hands
aimso: Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps. How I feel after waking up from naps.
davebowie: 420goku: davebowie: stop idolizing pasty white lizard men 2k14 your url is a derivative of david bowie the ultimate pasty white lizard man i was going to try and respond to this but you know what????? he is. i fucked up. i fucked up.
weaknudes: waking up cold: alright I need more blankies waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
righthrough: wiccateachings: The Full Moon of July will be a Super Moon. This is when the Moon can appear up to 5 times bigger than normal. It not only looks beautiful but has many effects on Earth too, the tidal force is up to 18% greater than normal
accioharo: firehouselight: lezbedirty: hannahlimpy: A group of Christians showed up at a Chicago gay pride parade in July. They were holding up signs saying “I’m sorry that Christians judge you” “I’m sorry for how the churches treated you” and
isis-: seekingtheunordinary: deathbeforediet: canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit: stand-up-comic-gifs: Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x) HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE
scantilycladdad: TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school
endable: how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
dj-baby-bokchoy: this is fucked up this fucked me up
fairyhaired: rivermoth: If ur feeling small today I dare you to sit up straighter, look someone who scares u directly in the eye, take up room at the dinner table, make yourself bigger, when ‘sorry’ laps at the back of your tongue, tries to pick
inpraiseofsaintroryofgallagher: That moment when you fall asleep in your Zeppelin shirt and John Paul Jones creeps up on you for a photo and your friends don’t wake you up.
greetings: when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
stylesxhealy: stylesxhealy: THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D
huffingtonpost: Health Officials Say Up To 100 People May Have Been Exposed To Texas Ebola Patient DALLAS, Oct 2 (Reuters) - Up to 100 people may have had direct or indirect contact with the first person to be diagnosed with the deadly Ebola virus in
queefdollaz: deathgripsforcutie: oh cool you like your parents? name three of their songs “clean dat fuckin room up”“what dem grades lookin like” (feat. my auntie)“wake yo ass up bus come @6:45” (bad boy remix)
phosphorescentt: gillianandersons: do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
balderrask: goldcoastgoat: whorerflick: yes Reblogging again because our world is fucked but this is alright. This is adorable because any minute that pufferfish could puff up and hurt him but he’s not puffing up the fish feels safe
overlypolitebisexual: why do straight people always reblog pictures of some petite girls thighs with a big horrible sweaty veiny dude hand on them pushing her skirt up a tad you guys are fucked up that’s not remotely sexy
witchesboner: weird how sid vicious killed his girlfriend and people came up with conspiracies on how he didn’t do it but when kurt cobain committed suicide people came up with conspiracies on how courtney love did it. weird. wonder why that is.
bunbijou: i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge
nirvananews: “Kathleen Hanna and I were in my bedroom, drunk. We’re having a real fine time talking about all kinds of revolutionary things, and we ended up destroying my bedroom. We ended up throwing my art supplies all over, and paint, and
m1100010: prospitianangel: when I was a young goat my father took me up a 90° slope to lick up salt deposits OHMYGOD
fawnah: hands up if you’ve already fucked up your 2015 and its only been a week
gallopingtormaunt: lucithor: Hey, adults of the world How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety
jaclcfrost: it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may
anacondom: this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said “sister,
heck-hath-no-fury:ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can
probablythenextsupreme: princessplatt:awkward-aeries: Meninist Makeup Tutorial Isn’t it ironic that she’s complaining about how people don’t look up what feminism means but she wouldn’t even look up the meninism account, that started all this,
sixpenceee: So usually before I go to sleep I like to stretch out my spine yesterday I was finishing up hw at 3 AM in the living room. My brother came downstairs for water while I was doing this But what he saw was this All the neighbors woke up
falloutboyonhigh: patrickandthestumpies: panic! at the disco split up soon after folie a deux was released mcr broke up within a month of save rock and roll and now, six days after ab/ap… tom leaves blink-182 WHO WILL FOB KILL NEXT??? NO ONE KNOWS
galactic-kat: wasarahbi: emes: leeantsypantsy: all-aboutqoqo: “We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with
whitegirlsaintshit: shialabae: brownglucose: imsoshive: She on beat like a muhhfucka shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo FUCK ME UP MARY BETH GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!
rabioheab: my daily routine wake up (8 am) cry (8:30 am - 12 pm) listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm) punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm) sleep (8 pm)
atypicalblonde: one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing”
jasoncutested: I was wearing my pearl jam shirt today and i was still high on anesthetic and some guy came up to me and said “do you actually listen to pearl jam” and I said “go shove even flow up your ass”
killbenedictcumberbatch:killbenedictcumberbatch:Did you know the word rainbow has a letter for all the colors?RedAorangeIt’s yellowNgreenBlueOh, indigoWhat’s up with purpleive been informed that it should be violet and not purple i fucked up and this
lolsofunny: so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny
facts-i-just-made-up: It takes up to… No, wait- Horses in modern America are subject to… Uh… Okay- Diapers are quality controlled by an elite team of… You know what I got nothing. Absolutely nothing. What the fuck am I seeing here?
andava: Finished piece of XJ-9 pin-up Hope you like it. z I’m in a Jenny Wakeman frenzy, I’m drawing her a lot. Finally. And I just got my dvds of MLaaTR through the mail. Still holds up, that’s good news.
Feeling really content after powerlifting. I got the PT packet and filled it out even though I can’t actually set up an appointment till January because it’s just full up. So I need to keep myself going workouts wise for two months after the
It’s 3:30 am. Sorely tempted to just stay up all night. Not really feeling tired at all. Got no place to be tomorrow so staying up sounds better than sleeping 4-noon. I made a thing and a few funnies on an app. I really like the teehee app. It
jeanprouvaires: They’ve just got to grow up sometime - THE DROP OFF? THEY’RE GOING TO THE DROP OFF? WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE? WHY DON’T WE FRY THEM UP NOW AND SERVE THEM WITH CHIPS?
nicoleslutty:lizzzsa:I knew your tits were big. But after tying them up I am so brain fucked by the sight of them. We just got to spank you in so many places girlfriend!Not your usual push-up bra. ;-)
