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smokinonthemoon: blackwallflower: airyairyquitecontrary: PICK ME UP. RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Grumpy cloud THAT IS SO CUTE I JUST DIED
praises: YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND
batteur-senpai: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: calliedope: hot topic has some cool stuff but its embarrassing just walking in that store tbh thank you so much for putting this into words Walk into hot topic like what up im not a scene kid
amadaun23: After the show I was getting some positive reinforcement from a few folks that I knew were part of the scene. Cornell came up to me, and he just happened to be standing under a black light. He was talking to me, and his eyes and his teeth
thewaywardqueen: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time a guy came up to me(this is about 7:30am- i was just on my way to school) to tell me “your rack looks great” and i told him “i know they look great
theladyjones: if you ever feel embarrassed about getting caught doing something weird, just remember that Alice Cooper once walked into his house and caught Keith Moon dressed up in a french maid’s outfit, and all he said (in bad french accent) was
lifewasted: likeafisttothejaw: Just throwing this out there, but new song… What if they have a new album coming out near when the come back to the U.S. in the fall? I like this idea better than the idea that they’re breaking up and that’s why
patterfuck: I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust
swiggityswagurfab: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He hit him with a lamp. I love
dangdingdong-deactivated2014081: “I never felt like giving up. You know, I think I was writing songs days later probably, you know, playing my guitar and still just going. I love playing my guitar.”
questlon: i broke up with my gym we were just not working out
thevirginityslayer: edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: sarakobus: Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍 LEARNING HOW TO DOGE <3
DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
down-the-multifandom-hole: castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S LIKE BELONGING TO MR OMG Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’
tortellinigirl: IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS . THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” . YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED
uhmeliamay: Do you ever have those days where you just want to curl up into a ball and cry
enter-random-username-here: amadaun23: Hey enter-random-username-here …I just cleaned this up. You are mY HEROOOO!!!
dekutree: this show was mildly fucked up for reasons i just can’t put my finger on
oboebandgeek99: heckacute: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth. Why
therailz: when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
2brews: stand-up-comic-gifs: He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x) Omg bless this post
etoilesdelanuit: I just want to have babies and dress them up in costumes and cry over how cute they are
downlo: I just found out that Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul dress up as other Breaking Bad characters for season wrap parties and Halloween.
nirvananews: Interviewer: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?”Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain
louisfucksharrysenseless: is the song actually good or am i just too far up their asses
robertplantseyes: If you ever feel stupid just remember that my dad attended a Led Zeppelin concert in 1977 and after the show ended he went up to Jimmy Page and called him Led Zeppelin because he thought that was his name.
pizzaforpresident: in grade 5 my teacher made us keep a puberty journal where we wrote down the changes happening to our bodies and then she’d make us read them out loud i never realized how fucked up that is until just now
windycarnage: windycarnage: windycarnage: i am just a tiny bun dont b mean 2 me pls there are some people who have only reblogged the top gif and have no idea about the bottom gif and i feel like that sums up my relationships with a lot of people
ruyijingu-bang: fat-tanuki: thugmissus: sighruben: lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A
fudgeshark: malkatz: spotthelooney: IT’S 1:19 A.M. MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE WITH NO CAPTION I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT “butter me up, sunshine” i dont know why but i remember this post and it pisses me off so fucking much
edwardspoonhands: moeranda: itseliberg33: can she just get an award or something I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash. So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.
sharingneedles: toxichellboy: whats better than this im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up
malkatz: spotthelooney: IT’S 1:19 A.M. MY COUSIN JUST SENT ME THIS PICTURE WITH NO CAPTION I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT “butter me up, sunshine”
bettyfelon: wholegrainlofat: dkthingsetc: This just happened in Davis Square station: this cop was following a black kid and when the kid (who did nothing), asked him why, he said “what, are you gonna say ‘hands up don’t shoot’?” Please spread
vauxn: dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other
theroyalplus: katsyxo: The fact that so many people had no issues with their kids watching legend of korra until this happened speaks volumes to just how fucked up our society really is. Yes. Yes it does.
happy-blood: “Does that sum up Nirvana’s whole philosophy about the band - don’t think about it, just do it?” Krist Novoselic: “I’ve always really liked music, ever since I was a kid. I was really in love with certain bands and
slayboybunny: alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and
thetiniestpickle: nevereverbeensosatisfied: best video ever. it deserves more cred. Don’t even watch it anymore, just auto hit the reblog button when it comes up in my dash
thegestianpoet: dana-rama: thegestianpoet: “idiot males trying to make fun of girls using bath bombs by throwing random shit in their tubs” is the best meme because these assholes now have entire pizzas in their bathtubs to clean up. just
stfuzayn: lchxin: I JUSt SHUT THE FUCK UP
dirtywrat: “are we just going to ignore the fact that-” yes we are shut the fuck up
shitrichcollegekidssay: It’s so fucked up how people say that there shouldn’t be an increased minimum wage because “those people just flip burgers,” or “those people can’t spell.” Like, first of all fuck your generalizations and second
recoverykitty: Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again.
youstartedafire: ladygagadaily: @ladygaga: No happier me than waking up with the sunshine in my face after a night of writing songs. In my mind, I kept seeing all you monsters singing along. Smiling. I think the best part for me isn’t only just the
princeowl: comparing iggy azalea to macklemore always seems weird to me because macklemore actually grew up with rap culture and he’s fairly self aware of racial stuff whereas iggy is just. a mess
dylanfuller: this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass
fuckblink182: black-wolf-ranger: Mark, Tom, and Travis are not friends again…did I go back in time to 2004!?! mark and travis are still very close friends just like they were back when blink broke up in 2005
pascun: someone please come pick me up and drive around all night with me just listening to music and talking about life
we-did-an-internet: arcaneimages: This taxidermy was found inside a late 19th-century French mansion which has been sealed up for more than 100 years. Via National Geographic. Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.
getmesomefreshpots-blog: there is a reason that this man is my idol. this is at the end of best of you from foos wembley 08’ show. just fucking look at him. you can see him choking up, he’s so fucking happy and overwhelmed. his band playing a sold
punavoidable:THE SHARK ON THE RIGHT IS STRAIGHT UP KILLIN’ IT AND THE SHARK ON THE LEFT JUST HAS NO FCKING CLUE WHAT HE’S DOINGTHIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY OMFG
t-esserae: I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
rihannafenty: When I was trying to come up with a stage name, I thought ‘Lord’ was super rad, but really masculine—ever since I was a little kid, I have been really into royals and aristocracy. So to make Lord more feminine, I just put an ‘e’
sinbadism:just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.no… it’s not… “square” was black slang for uncool in like the 70s… why do yall keep making up fake etymologies 4
unclefather:“just fuck me up”
greendaychick14: Shut the fuck up Billie! You’re just going to have to face the facts!