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festive-omorashi: I’m watching a comedy thing on Netflix and the comedian just made a joke that ended like “I promise you no one is seeing a girl peeing her pants and getting turned on by it” and I just….
velvvetreceipts: thekatediary: tiny little turn ons: - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single
obianidalas: please be nice to autistic folks who ask for explanations of jokes, memes, sarcasm, etc. or who ask you to repeat what you say/expand on your thought in another way. we are trying our best to follow along… but sometimes a train of thought
half-ace: peppermintsdicks: peppermintsdicks: when you’re watching a movie and suddenly there’s a forced hetero romance you do know that gay people exist outside of yaoi, right when some rando leaves homophobic comments on a good relatable joke
biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: Guys…I’m gonna go on a diet… (April Fools…lol could you even imagine) It was a bad joke, you scared me 😢 Sorry panda. Won’t happen again
biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: Guys…I’m gonna go on a diet… (April Fools…lol could you even imagine) It was a bad joke, you scared me 😢 Sorry panda. Won’t happen again I forgive
biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: Guys…I’m gonna go on a diet… (April Fools…lol could you even imagine) It was a bad joke, you scared me 😢 Sorry panda.
biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: Guys…I’m gonna go on a diet… (April Fools…lol could you even imagine) It was a bad joke, you
writing-prompt-s: It worked! You travelled back in time to Renaissance Age. Jokingly, you turn on your Wi-Fi, only to find a password protected network named “iɔniV ɒᗡ”
sunshinespectre: I hate when people turn ~gullibility~ into a joke because….listen, my grip on reality is not that great. I am constantly questioning my perceptions. If you tell me something, I’ll probably assume it’s true because you must know
trashfirefallon: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: if when one of you finally gets a tattoo based on my blog content, be sure to let me know listen, I have a penguin on my ankle as a joke, the millennium falcon because I wanted to bone han solo, a skeleton
cutely-perverted: stuffwhitepeopleask: witchgenocide: batman72182: witchgenocide: Things you can do instead of making Ebola jokes: - brush your teeth - splash boiling water on your face - grow up or you could grow up and see that its fucking funny.
thekatediary: tiny little turn ons: - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go - somebody
apostatemages: alljustletters: kaijuno: elfoftheforest: you thought i was joking honestly same this … this is a video of someone dressed as kylo ren balancing on a large ball that looks like bb-8 and playing the final countdown on bagpipes that
jaclcfrost: inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
officialunitedstates: you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical story
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination: shitpostgenerator:i need you to seductively shitpost about updog don’t look though the notes on this you’ll see a bunch of unfunny peple acting as if no one has ever heard the “what’s updog?” joke before
toraziyals: my friends and i have this weird inside joke we do where if we go to an amusement park together and go on rollercoasters we have this game of “rollercoaster confessions” where you have to turn to the person next to you, right at the very
fuckyeahnerdpr0n: ggdelorean: Who has two thumbs and had her second hardcore set go live on GodsGirls this morning? Well… you can’t see my thumbs, but if you could, that joke would make a lot more sense. Just click here and forget I said anything:
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ulterior-motivation: stuffwhitepeopleask: witchgenocide: batman72182: witchgenocide: Things you can do instead of making Ebola jokes: - brush your teeth - splash boiling water on your face - grow up or you could grow up and see that its fucking
fencer-x: matsuoka-lin:gettinglostinneverland:gettinglostinneverland:I joked about Sousuke having a crush on Gou and/or Gou having a crush on him.And then KyoAni gave me this and I don’t know what to think *_* You know what? I ship them. He can
rabbithugs: fyi you COULD check all three; the joke is that I have only felt really attracted to fictional characters, not real men or women or dongs with googly eyes on them im attracted to you
vaervaf: carbyle: glampersand: noooooooooooppppeeeeee im staying on this post im mad ur mad we have a nice angry fight going on u even called me some names we are entrenched wherre the fuck do you even get off sayign it was a ~sexist joke about her
philisabinchild: premiium: rapewhistled: still havent seen any greenday jokes….its september….wtf is going on i guess everyone’s on holiday did you just
askspades: I know you’ve made jokes about my saddlebags being bigger on the inside, but this is ridiculous! Please tell me you picked up enough red feathers for this? I’m not saying your wings aren’t strong enough to glide the two of us down, but,
ask-backy:When you are feeling down and have an artblock, yet you try to joke.Support Backy on Patreon! >w<
ok no joke self time to work on the commissions you’ve sat on for way too long tomorrow. and get some eren/armin prompts done for people. it. is. time.
crookedsin: officialunitedstates: you: tries to roast me with a lame yo mama joke me: looks you up on ancestry.com, finds out that your great grandmother was banished from her lithuianian village because no one liked her, writes a six page allegorical
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
socratse: when someone jokingly says “no one likes you” but you have bpd I have to say this now. I’ve had people telling me on NRO’s #main that yeah I’m hated after I said a monster didn’t like me due to not dropping a card.
slut-solutions: Hey girl miss me? I’ve been mia for a while, but I know a good creampie pic will make it up to you. ;-) These pictures are from fucking my man on his 50th birthday (back on September 18th). I always joked with him that when he turned
lauraxxtennant: jibril: if your girlfriend isn’t your bestfriend what’s the point # the advice tentoo gives to all those who come seeking his advice on relationships # ‘you don’t have inside jokes with your ‘rose’?’ # 'you
grumpgreps: mylittleskywalker: elfoftheforest: you thought i was joking why is kylo ren standing on a mutilated bb-8 playing “the final countdown” by europe on flame-breathing bagpipes? IS THIS EPISODE 8
zoe-apocalypse: Shuri, being completely sincere for once in her life: I’m a lesbian. T’challa, thinking he’s finally in on the joke after watching one (1) vine compilation: I thought you were American? Shuri, sobbing: I love you so fuckinf much
ndiecity:brendanicus:guys you need to stop with the Chris Pratt Mario jokes before the whole MCU cast logs on and sings a song on Instagram denouncing people bullying him or whateverBy god we’ll bully them too
devilbatghost: quincythepigboy: devilbatghost: Hope gamestop has my battletoads preorder ready this week on Tumblr repeats 2009 You assume I haven’t been making battletoads jokes everyday since 2009. You are a coward
vintascope: Palm Beach Suits - 19350500 Esquire I’m sorry, I tried, but I couldn’t resist…
getoffmybloghoe: the advantage of having friends that dont have tumblr is you can tell them jokes you found on tumblr
smilingemoticon: IF YOU MAKE A SINGLE JOKE ABOUT BOSTON YOU ARE THE LITERAL DEFINITION OF HUMAN SCUM AND I WILL DEFECATE ON YOUR HEAD
guiltyhipster: The joke’s on both of you You end up dating each other
trollcatty replied to your post: I always get a little nervous going on tumblr… *insert creepy joke about me watching you here* Bre Bre you can creepily watch me ~anytime~
hashtagartistlife: Miraculous doodle dump, pt 1or: When I told you i’d drawn no less than 139 pages of ML art in less than a month I was not fucking joking there are captions on the photos. Also a part 2 is on its way
just-shower-thoughts: If someone had told you on April 1st, 2019, that a year later the entire world be locked down with thousands dead, you would’ve thought they were bad at April Fool jokes.
glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: lavish: tiny little turn ons: - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let
hplessflirt: Happy TT, K! __________________________ Submission from one of my favorite followers! I love when you send me yummy submissions vakant-soul.tumblr.com ;) you deserve to be on Calvin Klein’s pay roll… No joke! *mwah* ~K WOW
meghanbeda: itsstuckyinmyhead: itsstuckyinmyhead: wait hold on what do you mean Australia doesn’t have a government right now? 2016 is a fucking joke cancel it THIS YEAR IS LITERALLY THE BOOK OF REVELATIONS… HOW YOU GOING TO TELL ME ITS NOT
