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ironmilkmaid: Can I find two fellow inducing/milking ladies to do this with me ;) <33anna You and your sisters had always joked about having bigger boobs since you were kids. Eventually, you decided to act on those thoughts and got together for a
“No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’
thejoemoose: fireflyastoria: lizawithazed: I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke. I love you. This belongs on my dash. Permanantly. *lolz*
submissivegames: you go on and on about how Women should like it. I’ve heard all the jokes of course. “Got a sore throat? i’ve got something for that!” “How about a shot of protein?" you used to think it was so clever,
slutzmotivation: you went to a college party dressed like a slutty chick as a joke. you got drunk and started grinding on man,feeling their cocks grow through their pants. one of them took your upstairs and told you to ride him. you started bouncing
i-rel4nd: why send hate? going on anonymous and sending someone hate is so fucking cowardly and if you think its some kind of funny joke, IT’S NOT. you’re hurting someone and you never know what they are going through and you never know how your
thebigmonstersucc: TFW you didnt know you had a kink for accents but you jokingly call your friend daddy on skype and they call you princess and you fuckin scream over their accent *waggles eyebrows*
thebigmonstersucc:ksuriuri:thebigmonstersucc:TFW you didnt know you had a kink for accents but you jokingly call your friend daddy on skype and they call you princess and you fuckin scream over their accent *waggles eyebrows*stop making me swoon！！！Pierwot
Looks like someone is feelin’ mighty snackish lolDid you get the joke? Of course not it’s just a close up of a face y’all don’t have a clue what the hell I’m on about.You can see the action on Hentai Foundry and other sexy times baybeh!Hentai
misswylde: Come say hi to me on cam while I’m on! Tell me some jokes, let me fuck my face for you, it’ll be a good time :) On cam again
harrysbroadshoulders: loving yourself is so important though like take a hundred selfies when you think you look cute and look back on them and tell yourself how cute you are make a stupid joke to yourself and laugh about how funny and clever you are
bustysister: “No! It’s okay, big brother! I know you’re not actually joking, but I’m not either. If you think it’s hot if I blow you while you’re sitting on the toilet, I wanna do it. I don’t think you understand what I’m willing
biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: biggerfatterpanda: 0nigum0: Guys…I’m gonna go on a diet… (April Fools…lol could you even imagine) It was a bad joke, you scared me 😢 Sorry panda. Won’t happen again I forgive you if I can hug you and rub
valeria2067:Dear fellow Whites: if you tag your selfies Whiteout or Blackout on Friday, even “as a joke,” please know that you are outing yourselves as racists, and you deserve every bit of backlash you get. People are dying every day, in part because
distraction: do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why lol… This is a joke right? Of course I do. Everyone does… its when you like them for their
ask-poison-joke: It’s alright Lapiz, you’re on my nice list. (Sorry about the rough sketch but I just had to send you something to help cheer you up) *sobs* t…t…t…thank you….v..v..very m..m..much Awww ;w; <3
tsitra360:I put way too much effort into such a simple joke, but it was worth it.I’m sure anyone would be surprised with a random Dash jumping out of the bag next to you on the plane.To my friend Jhaller, based on his tweet. And also thank you PikaPetey
sillysexystupid: When you’re on the phone w Daddy & He calls you a clever girl & you agree & jokingly brag about how smart you are so He asks you to show off & count to 10 for Him in the most condescending voice ever & it makes
timeturningtardis: You’re the sixth. You’re none of them… because you’re all of them. You are who I love; the girl on the pedestal, the fantasy, the make-believe things that are actually true. You are what I love; the depth, the inside joke,
ixnay-on-the-oddk: ✨SNAPCHAT SALE✨ Tip offline tonight & you can still see all of what I put into my story today (we just had bad joke Thursday! haha) 😉 link to offline tip is on my MFC profile! Link to my MFC profile is on my blog in the
queen0fsassgard: huffingtonpost: This Pen Lets You Doodle On Your Food, So Now You Can Make Latte Art At Home How many people jumped on this to make cocaine jokes?
jaclcfrost: don’t even try to lie to yourself and say that crush you have on a character is just a joke you know it’s real you know you’re 95-100% serious about it you know that there are legitimate feelings and attraction there you know you know
thegoldfishsong: “You are none of them because you are all of them. You are who I love; the girl on the pedestal, the fantasy, the make-believe things that are actually true. You are what I love; the depth, the inside jokes, the best friend. You
rnonferno: i have limited ability to pick up on social cues so im sorry if you say i love you and i say thank you or if you ask me what time it is and i say hello or if you say a joke and i just smile at you im just very confused and trying my hardest
loving yourself is so important though like take a hundred selfies when you think you look cute and look back on them and tell yourself how cute you are make a stupid joke to yourself and laugh about how funny and clever you are look in the mirror and
dumdolly: itsactionsub: sillysexystupid: When you’re on the phone w Daddy & He calls you a clever girl & you agree & jokingly brag about how smart you are so He asks you to show off & count to 10 for Him in the most condescending
miavixen23: @mywifeshot showing her crown jewels (that’s a joke that may be lost on those outside the UK). It’s a play on words, the jewellery and her pussy. Oh forget it. It made me laugh. Thank you for your super hot submission and yes you have,
dragonastra: It’s how he would have wanted it. [aggressively plays “Taps” on tiny trumpet]Anyway, joking aside, good luck on your solo career, Ray. You were my fave. One Direction Achievement Hunter won’t be the same without you.
writing-prompt-s: You are the best actor ever. You make the deal of a lifetime. 躔 million per year to act solely for Warner Brothers until you die. It’s unclear who the joke is on, however. You for being stuck with WB forever, or WB for offering
lah-disputes:If you tell me you have a crush on me or you are admitting your feelings towards me Ill just assume you’re other joking or just trying to be kind js
letspartyatneverland: Well I’m bored so lets publish some jokes. Dad: Say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: Come on, say daddy!Baby: Mommy!Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!Mom: Honey, I’m home!Baby: F*ck you!Mom: Who taught you that?Baby: Daddy!Dad:
Once you try to kill yourself, your life is changed forever. You can’t seem to function properly, and even on the years to come when someone mentions suicide near you you flinch a bit. You take suicide jokes as a mockery of your pain and you take
ixnay-on-the-oddk: ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single lol this is still going around
iamdarcylewis: nonamenotheralias: Who cares about the dress? The dress is gonna be on the floor in about two minutes…Tops. I care about what’s going on underneath it. I can tell you what’s not going on underneath. Air. Haha, horrible joke,
4am-reflections: “we’re friends, but, but not friends. friends but i still find myself on the phone with you every night, laughing at every joke you crack. friends but you still think of me before you go to sleep. friends but you still think i’m
darktiger57:YOU THERE! YES YOU! FIC READER! I just read a fic from 2013 and left a comment on the end. The author responded within 3 hours. Please leave comments on fics. It doesn’t matter if you don’t know what to say I literally made a joke
v0lus: i love it when teenage boys make edgy jokes and theyre just laughing but ur not laughing. they say shit like “oh come on it was funny”. you still arent laughing. you can see their soul shrivelling before you, you can see the fear in their
aaaaa42: did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
180mph: notautumnn: 180mph: Friend: Wanna go to a baseball game? Me, an intellectual: No For an “intellectual”, you are pretty bad a jokes. And what I mean by that is you are an ignorant piece of shit. I will spit on the ground you walk on while
panobama: you know what i love i love that angelina jolie is so unproblematic that the only jokes people ever make about her is that she adopts ‘too many kids’ like i wanna be on that level where i’m so relevant in media that people need to joke
linda-belcher: When will you all stop joking about cheating on your partners and reblogging jokes and memes about cheating? Please stop making it seem like some hilarious, casual thing.
I want to have the kind of sex you have when you know someone.You know what their body feels like, how it reacts, you make dumb jokes between the kisses and the mood doesn’t changes.Rough, or calm, depending on the moment, but always messy, and
furiousgoldfish:“can’t you take a joke” doesn’t mean anything other than “i insulted you on purpose and now i will attack you on top of it”
panobama: you know what i lovei love that angelina jolie is so unproblematic that the only jokes people ever make about her is that she adopts ‘too many kids’like i wanna be on that level where i’m so relevant in media that people need to joke
pragmatic-supervillain: drowranger: ottenskjold: matthewsagan: tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr this is the worst post ive ever seen if you have trouble making jokes that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then
idontfeellikedrawing:adventuresingay:homosuxual:adventuresingay: ballisticducks:adventuresingay: On twitta Hat_Man_Doo Aren’t you gay though? Not sure how I feel about a gay guy making this sort of joke I make these sort of jokes all the time.
![dragonastra: It’s how he would have wanted it. [aggressively plays “Taps” on tiny trumpet]Anyway, joking aside, good luck on your solo career, Ray. You were my fave. One Direction Achievement Hunter won’t be the same without you.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/6bc03d7a85211ee25f7cf14183918103/tumblr_nmnfm21NpS1rv1lkjo4_r1_250.png)
