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Your wife had always joked about having a threesome with her busty friend, Jennifer. One day, you decided to surprise her by actually inviting her over.Your wife felt up her massive tits, and then placed one on top of her head.“Honey, you have to
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Your heart sank the moment you jokingly asked your wife if she would let a colleague she finds very sexy and attractive fuck her if he happened to hit on her, and she gave you a clear answer: PROBABLY.
Did you check everywhere?When the wife and I were in college, her sorority sisters had a little inside joke and I was in on it - If they couldn’t find something, and if that something was even remotely phallic in nature, they’d ask me “Would you
guiltyhipster: The joke’s on both of you You end up dating each other
strappedown: It is time to up your game, boy. Those plastic and silicon chastity “toys” that you have been using are a thing of the past. You and I both know the security on them was a joke…and I know you have been slipping out of them and rubbing
prayfuckdie: c-of-a-dm: this is exactly how I cum, no joke. You hold on or I’ll buck away from you :3 Grrr
Sketch Dump 55 by Xenozoa1) Your boo- err… You’re doomed!: Sketches of Death. What, you want more text here?Umm… uhh… I really don’t know what to say when you put me on the spot like that!Kidding.All joking aside for this
Ladies allow me to introduce you to Professor Fleek He’s here( not hear) to educate you dumb unedumacated (joke) hoes on a thing or 1 1=2
sterndaddy: Playing around, in bed, on a lazy Sunday morning. You jokingly took off your panties and “shot” them at me. I laughed and then just gazed at you as you slowly, sensually, and invitingly spread your legs to show me my pussy. My eyes traveled
oursmilesarefake: If you’re an American and did NOT vote for Restless Road, we are no longer on speaking terms :/ (jokes, i love you all but still why. Just..why) Our boys :(((( All RR supporters should vote for A&S next week they are family
fuckyeahnerdpr0n: ggdelorean: Who has two thumbs and had her second hardcore set go live on GodsGirls this morning? Well… you can’t see my thumbs, but if you could, that joke would make a lot more sense. Just click here and forget I said anything:
143mileschiong: (via buccyeahsytycd) i could do this!!!! JOKE! haha yeee go asian dude on so you think you can dance!
blonde-on-a-mission: someofmybestfriendsarewhite: blonde-on-a-mission: talkstraight: In case you still didn’t think the UN was a joke… Saudi Arabia, where it’s a policy to display beheaded corpses in public, is now a member of UN Human Rights
cumtoy: Your friends sent you a tranny as a gag gift on your business trip out of town. Do you send her away and call them to laugh at the joke… or do you give sucking cock a try, slide her into your mouth over and over until she lets out a little
guiltyhipster: The joke’s on both of you You end up dating each other I dont care i ship it!
skipsy: atrylplus: Assault on the Beach so you guys made it happen, I gave you a quest to make Skipsy draw Beach Ball so I will draw his OC in return. It was a silly joke I wanted to draw that pink pone some time anyway, but OH WELL I GUESS YOU CAN’T
batman-facts-and-history: “Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.” - The Joker. Batman: The Killing Joke by Alan Moore.
ourhotwifefantasy: Ourhotwifefantasy You have got to be joking. I have been thinking of this day for so long. And seeing you ride him was so exciting, I just had to join in on the fun.
drawbauchery: spideypool is illegal i can’t believe it oh god do you think the cops will show up at my door i’ve drawn so much of it idk if you guys know i was joking but i do appreciate that we’re all on the same page here
batcii: psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw
enterpraiz: I did this ages ago based on a joke I made regarding how much I used my eraser. And for some reason I felt the need to make it a girl. I was probably on a turning-objects-into-cute-girl-objects kick at the time. Would you believe I’m still
raveneesimo: New Steven Universe episode tonight! At 6:30pm on Cartoon Network, you can catch the premiere of “Joking Victim”. Its another one from me and my dear partner, Paul. Please, enjoy! CAN YOU HANDLE THE HEAT!
Come say hi to me on cam while I’m on! Tell me some jokes, let me fuck my face for you, it’ll be a good time :)
lilkittenbrat: i put these cute lil wings on as a joke but my booty looks cheeky and sparkly- @envie-baby OH MY GOD I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS. You are so cute in your lil fairy wings oh my god goals. Thank you so much for submitting @envie-baby I fucking
everybodyilovedies: novacorps: silvertons: You picked the wrong side, agent.Depends on where you’re standing. #no joke probably my favorite scene from this movie#that unnamed launch tech has no way to protect himself - this is runlow this is strike#he
guiltyhipster: The joke’s on both of you You end up dating each other This ‘ship gave me life.
guiltyhipster: The joke’s on both of you You end up dating each other Ah, there they are. The greatest OTP.
strawberry-taffy: u know about the whole jongin and multi-personality disorder joke yeah well what if you were dating and snuggling on the couch in front of the living room tv and he’d try to talk to you while transitioning from jongin to kai like,
redwwood:hi here’s a really really really fun concept: if a harmless joke post, or just a harmless post in general, is incomprehensible to you, then it might just mean that the post was Not, in fact, meant for you, and you should move on instead of
tsukihi: man really if you have a fear of skin you probably shouldnt be on the internet you should probanly check yourself into a mental hospital im not even joking
cadet76: the old vs the new. morrison offers to spend the night with you to help you relax after looking a little shaken up from your first mission. you spend the night in the living room of the base on the couch telling stories and telling jokes till
skimpymoms: breedingandseeding: Oh god, son.. I just suggested skinny dipping as a joke. I was just.. teasing you. I figured you’d be built like you’re father, a bit on the uh.. smaller.. side. I can see quite clearly that I was wrong. We
himitsudesuuu: 💋I encourage you to follow me on Twitter if you want to see pics that are too sexy for Tumblr and/or you want to see me laugh at my own (bad) jokes.@jazminelust_
zanabism: zanabism: “Europe belongs to Europeans” 1st of all you’re not even a real continent you’re lucky we don’t just call you Left Asia honestly this was just a (brilliant) joke but there are so many racists having full on meltdowns in
kinktendo-shamecube: some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease? i would b ever so grateful uwu… me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit: You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog
ask-poison-joke: You know… I don’t think you’re ridiculous at all. Heck I’m 24, going on 25 in September too lol, and I’m drawing ponies. I Think you are wonderful. I love Lapiz, and his sister. It’s always fun, and cute to look at. If anything,
eammod: jackiereblogsthis: setheverman: setheverman: if you ask any swedish person “what happens on christmas at 3 pm?” they will know….. donald duck. you think i’m lying???????? you think i’m making jokes?????? @eammod >:v Donald
white-anemone: fuckyeah1d: I can’t even… imagine that he wasn’t famous but he was your guyfriend and you were just hanging out one day you make some stupid joke and he just looks at you with that smile on his face and says “your adorable”
I went into work today and all my coworkers were staring at me. I said hello and one of them jokingly said “Oh you’re not on the schedule, you can go home.” and everybody laughed. Wow??? I just????? Fuck you. Of course I couldn’t
himitsudesuuu: 💋 I encourage you to follow me on Twitter if you want to see pics that are too sexy for Tumblr and/or you want to see me laugh at my own (bad) jokes. @jazminelust_
ph4ntasmag0ria: No means no. Even if I’m naked on the Internet. Even if I laugh at your jokes or smile at you flirtatiously. Fuck- even if I flirt with you or get close to you// if I say no- it means no. That goes for every person in every and any
slavesuit: strappedown: It is time to up your game, boy. Those plastic and silicon chastity “toys” that you have been using are a thing of the past. You and I both know the security on them was a joke…and I know you have been slipping out of
punkwithspunk: why do people on here have to glamorize drugs? it’s nothing to joke about. it consumes your life. you can’t go a minute without thinking about it. your whole world revolves around you getting high. it fucks your life up, you lose family,
to-her-darkness: royeah: almightykushlord: if you hesitate to kiss a girl after she sucked your stuff up you need to put your clothes on and go home because you’re a child bless this post (i have laugh cramps because of reasons/inside joke)
hipstery: you’re so hot i’m gonna put on oven gloves when i touch you because i don’t want to burn myself, because you’re hot as in attractive and i’m using it in the context of temperature, get it it’s a homophone joke hey wait where are
breedingandseeding: Oh god, son.. I just suggested skinny dipping as a joke. I was just.. teasing you. I figured you’d be built like you’re father, a bit on the uh.. smaller.. side. I can see quite clearly that I was wrong. We should put
timelordy-teganbreann: swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
circumcisedperfection: circdad: Joking with the Coach…. then he announces he’s got your parents permission to have you both circumcised. You’ll thank him when you’re older. Unfortunately my time on Tumblr has had to come to an end. I am moving
phantomnonsense:People joke about the gangs snapping their fingers in West Side Story But let’s be real if you were on the street and a group of strange men with serious faces were approaching you and snapping in perfect synchronization you’d be scared
douxnoirsucre: douxnoirsucre:It’s really funny how these while men will talk and talk and really like you, but as soon as they find out you’re black, you’re suddenly not their type at all, what a fucking joke. I fucking hate wasting time on stupid
momsloverboy: mymotherandme: breedingandseeding: Oh god, son.. I just suggested skinny dipping as a joke. I was just.. teasing you. I figured you’d be built like you’re father, a bit on the uh.. smaller.. side. I can see quite clearly that
destroywhiteboys: “13 inches?! Come on Tyrone…there’s no way you’re that big! You must be joking.”“I guess you wimps have never seen a nigga dick before! Fine…read it and weep, white losers!”
thesylverlining: thesylverlining: If any of you little diddles decide to mess with me, or ask me out on April fools day as a joke, I will fucking say yes and marry you and make you fall hopelessly in love with me, and we will have a blissful year of
sft425: 180mph: notautumnn: 180mph: Friend: Wanna go to a baseball game? Me, an intellectual: No For an “intellectual”, you are pretty bad a jokes. And what I mean by that is you are an ignorant piece of shit. I will spit on the ground you walk
circdad: Joking with the Coach…. then he announces he’s got your parents permission to have you both circumcised. You’ll thank him when you’re older. Unfortunately my time on Tumblr has had to come to an end. I am moving to onlyfans and uploading
blissfoul: i just want to cuddle with you, me half on top of you and joke around and kiss you bunches and just talk
