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jxstacomet: guiltyhipster: kristoff-son-of-khione: most casual way to slip in a gay sex joke *angry parent mumbling in the theatre sounds* oschocodee
drackir: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some
tsudanym: I’ll just leave the Smash/sex puns and jokes up to you guys.
whateveryourfantasyis: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: bucketlist4sex: I wish you could buy nothing but porn bloopers! Joking, laughing, screwing around…That’s REAL sex!!! ~ Bucketlist4Sex Is that Gordon Ramsey? lol omg What a total buzz kill!
wallsofwickedwhimsy: shadethenightfury: I thought this was going to be a sex joke WHY IS SIX AFRAID OF 7.
There are so many things I could say about Blackquill and Fulbright rn
tmirai: Okay serious note: It is not juvenile/childish to really enjoy sex and sexual topics or exploring them. As much as I HURHUR about hot guys I find attractive and make stupid sexual jokes, I like to think that I have a very mature approach to and
sodomymcscurvylegs: yg-ou: yg-ou: from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving
idiotstantz: lazylunatic: novakian: questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com This entire post is golden Can we appreciate the fact that these AREN’T shaming either gender and instead are just joke posts
onlytaboosex: tigerfan371: Omg I never thought he was serious. A stupid sports game. If he lost he was supposed to do all the cooking for a month. If he won I have to be his sex slave. I thought he was joking. I never thought my son wanted me this way.
wickedangels:just found out some of u are out there actually having sex 🤢 i thought we were all just joking about it 🤢 disgusting 🤢
svrti: “Come on, it was just a joke” said the privileged white male, who had never had to experience continuous discrimination based on his sex, race, religion, and cultural background.
lindsaylohoean: when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
arcanehex: thespookyastabater: a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak Scrolled past this, scrolled right back up, got the joke, screamed
furballthefurry: jigglypinkbutts: raynoreqearthplayer: wuts the joke here? Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for
plotdesigner: falling-in-love-with-fandoms: highfunctioningdarklordofall: can’t you imagine it though? ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?”
harleyteir: kasoukai: reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women was that really necessary to add really Sure you do partner
Never pass up a chance to eat a cookie
fullten: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than
glenn-rhee-pizzaboy: greatdarknoodleking: adult’s movies: sex, explosions, yelling, cheap love story kid’s movies: deep heart-wrenching death, moments where you question your own values, humor, adult jokes splashed in, the secret to the entire universe,
applewhiskeyandmilk: nicknamenyquil: mainmanblackdynamite: revyspite: bewaretheblackpanther: extremiti: Why is she like this? She claims to be a feminist but makes rape jokes… Wait…..how is it rape? I guess because you’re having sex under
tales-of-sex-and-incest: Incest Confession: I once asked my older sister for a blowjob as a joke, and two years on i’m still getting one every morning from her. It started as practice, but now I think she’s addicted to the taste. Heck, she doesn’t
highfunctioningdarklordofall: can’t you imagine it though? ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark
falling-in-love-with-fandoms: highfunctioningdarklordofall: can’t you imagine it though? ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on
silver-tongues-blog: yg-ou: yg-ou: from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving its the modern day equivilent of that elderly couple who decided to lay
doubleca5t:there-rises-a-red-star:considering he allegedly loves fart jokes and wears headphones and vapes during sex I am willing to believe this
furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than some r-rated
yg-ou: yg-ou: from this thread, the majority of the threaded comments were dumb sex jokes in response to op’s answers but i felt this was worth preserving
thesdacekip: sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing
johnnyjoestarrelatable: johnnyjoestarrelatable: johnnyjoestarrelatable: they really just liked to traumatize us with children’s cartoons in the 90s and early 00s huh back then, it wasn’t so much “how many sex jokes can we get away with” as it
montydave: I’ve always wanted to tell a joke during sex, but usually thought better of it.
tinkerlu: and that’s how makoto and haru found out rei and nagisa were dating.also like all my comics are sex jokes sorry i just realized
thecoupleenextdoor: likingthistoomuch: carryonmy-assbutt: fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles: domina-domina-omnimalum: thebabbagepatch: hereghostyghosty: jordaamn: johnstridur: adriofthedead: thesunmaid: parents making sex jokes grandparents
horny-satisfaction: It stars with homework, jokes, play fights, kisses then hot sex after school(:
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thewhitneywisconsin: At 5k reblogs, I’ll post a 7 minute video of me having sex with 2 of my dogs . No joke
thewhitneywisconsin: At 5k reblogs, I’ll post a 7 minute video of me having sex with 2 of my dogs . No joke I miss her blog!!
petraramos-bisexualdisaster: cardhusband: angryblackgirlrants: Let’s do a little recap of Amy Schumer’s racism, okay? Amy Schumer joked about men of color being more likely to sexually harass vs YT men. In her 2012 show “Mostly Sex Stuff,”
dlubes: vengefulgoddess728: harryorgans: two friends are trying to console him after a chicken nugget went down the wrong pipe. chew your food kids looks more like an orgy someones choking to death in this gif and you make a joke about gay sex are
cravehiminallways212: crazy-kissing: coffee-cuddles: DEADLY sex accidents… you don’t even want to think about these! this sounds so scary :’(“Saber saw blade + dildo attachment”? We’ve joked about the sawzall but holy hell…
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
yellowbird77: “To call the album ‘pornography’ was my idea and Lol and Simon laughed and joked about how it was gonna be about sex. We had a big discussion about what exactly pornography was and I was surprised because everyone had a different
mycroftrh:ruffboijuliaburnsides:star-anise:Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!Get it fromScarleteen Not even joking, y'all, Scarleteen is an amazing resource that deserves attention and (if you’ve got the cash for it) donations so they can
crownofblossoms:sex is cool and all, but have you ever made a girl laugh by telling a stupid joke, and she just smiles and looks at you, like really looks at you, and for a moment everything just stops and you feel weightless? it’s amazing
