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New doctor is visiting the ward for the elderly. In one room, he sees a patient jerking off. “What the hell is this?†he asks his senior colleague. “Oh, this is absolutely normal,†he answers, “satisfying one’s sexual needs is good for
Hahah. What a family. :)I haven’t a clue who they are. Sorry. But do tell if you do. What I can say is that it’s from this guy is called Mjesperandieu. I stumbled across his work while look at some yaoi Ben 10. I got an answer. First ever. :DThey
xkyuubi-kidx: Matt and TK from Digimon Major word play here folks. And you can’t blame me. I’ve never really watched Digimon. Are they really brothers?
What’s your favorite “rose”? :)Quick one from this morning. I’m getting obsessed with burlesque pinups :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto
Red Sonja - Three Handed Sword - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Conan The Lucky Barbarian :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Ms. Marvel - Sonic Boom Boom - Cartoony PinUp Sketch Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Thick Morticia Addams - Petting - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Or better - MorTHICCia :)After Marge and Lois I asked on Twitter who to draw next to continue this MILF train. Majority was for Morticia.So today I asked you guys on tumblr - Helen Parr, Peg Pete
Black Canary - Itsy-Bitsy Apple - Cartoon PinUp SketchToday’ daily sketch is a practice in archery:) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Misty Knight - A Happy Ending - Cartoon PinUp SketchThis morning’s daily sketch is a badass babe with bionic arm.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Lady Hellbender - Smashing Pumpkins - Cartoon PinUp Commission Common, help a lady out :)This is a commission for https://twitter.com/yugiohtas who asked for Lady Hellbender from Totally Awesome Hulk. I hope we’ll make papa Frank Cho proud.
Burlesque Mei Overwatch - Peacocks - Cartoon PinUp SketchDo you also wonder how many peacocks she can fit in her fluffy bun? :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
The Baroness (G.I. Joe) - Tight Budget - Cartoon PinUp Commission This tight budget will sure give Cobra Commander a big headache :D Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
MJ BBWatson - Sugar - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Sketch of Mary Jane, wait for it… BBWatson :P Damn, it’s already in the title. But it sounds sweet :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
robinbanks14: No jokes. Only sex. Some lip reading fun for you in #2. The fun part is that I don’t even know what the fuck I was saying. ;) Damn it that was kind of a joke.
Bombass Robutt - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Say it 69 times fast and she’ll be ready to blow everybody :PIt’s a commission for bombforabooty who asked for robotc, or better said robuttic, lady with sexplosive temperament :)If you
Aria - Bunny Girl - Cartoony PinUp Sketch Commission Shout -out to all nurses - Thank you for pushing our limits :) It’s a commission for Jeri of his OC Aria as bunny girl. And not just as bunny girl, but as a nurse And, as one animaniac
Annushka - Vaccination 1 on 1 - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Better believe her, she’s got a big, big… rASSume :DCommission for for anonymous of his OC Annushka, a retired freelance spy/assassin turned housewife and nurse. So, hello
you-dont-compare: Omg LOL
mayatrap: robinbanks14: No jokes. Only sex. Some lip reading fun for you in #2. The fun part is that I don’t even know what the fuck I was saying. ;) Damn it that was kind of a joke. Ok, I just have to re-blog this…I have a complete and total
xrayeyesblue: robinbanks14: No jokes. Only sex. Some lip reading fun for you in #2. The fun part is that I don’t even know what the fuck I was saying. ;) Damn it that was kind of a joke. xrayeyesblue: Within every woman there is a domme waiting
Gamma Cutie - Cookie Crumbles - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Commission Colossus approves this squat! :PIt’s a commission for @miss-melee of Gamma Cutie from salvadoracomic.com, that he makes with @jmdurden. Go check it out.If you are interested in
Aquaman and Ariel - Cartoon PinUpA late #InternationalWomensDay gift for all of you ladies. Feast your eyes on this seaman! :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Mulan - 2 Minutes - Carton PinUpShe knows what makes you a man :P A bit of a classic approach, in the way of classic pinup master Gil Elvgren. Maybe I’ll add shades later on, but I kinda prefer flat colors at the moment.Newgrounds Twitter DeviantAr
Korra - Winter is Coming - Cartoon PinUp Sketch Winter will test your reserves, in all ways :PNewgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
hugotendaz: Inktober2017 - 01 - Bunny Girl - Big Brush - Cartoony PinUp 69% is still a good percentage. But if you have shaky hands, than you will 100% spray all over the desk :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
tuhree: most guys can’t even make 1 girl orgasm and they make side hoe jokes Most girls can’t make men gasm either. Y’all generally suck at BJs and sex. We just start fantasizing about good sex til we cum. =) If you want an orgasm, tell
nickflyguy: if we can’t joke around during sex.We won’t have sex
Inktober2017 - 01 - Bunny Girl - Big Brush - Cartoony PinUp 69% is still a good percentage. But if you have shaky hands, than you will 100% spray all over the desk :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 - 02 - My Vampire Wife - ChampagneYou know, Isabella’s getting real good with cyphers, she can be a banker and a programmer too :) #batumtss Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Inktober2017 06 - Bunny Girl - Size Matters Mind your garden, so carrot can grow big. And full of vitamin :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Mora - Las Lindas - Wishing Well - Cartoon PinUp Commission Well, superstition is not that bad when you look at it from my angle :) This is Mora Linda, commission for @chalodillo. She’s the main character from his comic Las Lindas. It was a
Batman and Wonder Woman - Bat-osine“Is that a new gadget in your utility belt or you’re just happy to see me?” :DNewgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
Wonder Woman vs Pussy People - Cartoony PinUp#MakeWondiTiedAgain, Professor Marston would be so proud :)—————Commission info————Patreon Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto Twitch
lordengliish: i dont understand why some people dont like to laugh about sex i mean obviously sometimes its not appropriate when you need to be serious but like joking around about it should be fine sex is the funniest thing on the planet ahaha its two
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stupidstagram: listen to me paris hilton’s BOYFRIEND released a SEX TAPE featuring her and everyone made jokes about it FOR YEARS AND YEARS you STILL see jokes being made about it on tumblr TODAY a woman filmed a video of justin bieber SLEEPING
300 FAVORITE MOVIES (in no particular order) 85. Dogma (1999) Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven? Metatron: The way I understand it, it’s mostly a joke down here, too.
rupindah: notgingerandalittlebitfoxy: do you think this is a joke food can give me diarrhea but sex doesn’t so i have a clear choice Clearly you and I are not having the same kinda of food.Or sex.
dangerous–optimist: I want to see more sex scenes with fat girls. I don’t want it to be the butt of the joke either. I want to see more positive sex scenes with fat girls. I want to know that sex isn’t only for beautiful people with beautiful bodies.
ratamakafon: In case anyone’s getting their knickers in a twist over Deadpool allegedly having rape or transphobic jokes: It doesn’t. Not a single goddamn one. I saw the movie two days ago and while it had plenty of sex jokes, there was literally
wintermoth: YO OK SO I JUST SAW A POST WARNING ABOUT THIS SO, AS SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN THE MOVIE, LET ME CLEAR THIS RIGHT UP: Things Deadpool movie had: Nudity (male and female) Sex Dick and sex jokes Awkward camera placing Torture MURDER and some gore
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: f-r-eckled: im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math that’s 110% wait I just got the joke
kneesntoews: you know more people might enjoy Shakespeare if you taught them about the dick jokes and encouraged them to laugh at the jokes and understand the puns and the sex jokes and to treat the comedies like the ridiculous soap operas they are
faypunk: to say that “platonic sex isnt a thing” or to joke about people on tumblr wanting sex or other physical affection in a platonic way implies that sex is inherently romantic and romanticism is inherently sexual. lets throw aromantic people
toddnet: this was requested as a joke by a friend then we started talking about how innocent cinnamon roll x flamboyant sex symbol is a cute contrast and needless to say we’re not shipping it as a joke anymore
runfuckingfree: kasoukai: reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women What’s a.. “sex?”
keepingloveinthefamily: I couldn’t believe the things Mom was willing to do for me. When I told her if she wanted more sex with me .. that I was her Master and she would be my sex slave .. I thought she was only joking when she said .. YES! anything
dutchster: dutchster: i heard a couple arguing about sex and the girl said both people are supposed to have orgasms. i’m still laughing. it’s like she never even took sex ed. *sigh* the joke is that girls are never taught in sex ed. that they
too-spicy-for-the-pepper: dirksponypals: teamfreewillsconsultingtimelord: assbutt-in-the-garrison: real lines. no joke. Don’t have the sex, Sam. I repeat, do not do the sex.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m pretty sure 69 is more popular as a sex joke than it is an actual sex position.
dangerous–optimist: I want to see more sex scenes with fat girls. I don’t want it to be the butt of the joke either. I want to see more positive sex scenes with fat girls. I want to know that sex isn’t only for beautiful people with beautiful
nippled: suckmydickandleave: nippled: *sixth grader voice* sex *giggles loudly* Is this a joke? *sixth grader voice* no your face is a joke *giggles loudly*
iwill4ev: Twitterpated Artist: Xnirox P2 of 3 Wild/Feral sex. Is the best sex. Judy knows that. That’s why she’s fucking Wilde… I’m not ashamed of that joke
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throughgrittedteeth:Sex doesn’t revolve around orgasms. It’s like a cool thing to happen, but it is not necessary. Sex revolves around pleasure. Giving and receiving. But also dumb, little jokes, clumsy touches and lots of giggles!!!
ppl should stop shaming dudes for using sex toysobviously it’s a joke but it’s jokes like this that make men feel ashamed of using toys on themselves
whotoblock:“It’s a joke calm down” 🙄Shocking another white sex worker making “joke” Trump porn. I’m sure doing shit like this is easy when you are totally unaffected by his hateful rhetoric. 👍🏼
