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heartlandnaturists: There’s nothing as fun as hanging out nude with your friends in the sun and playing volleyball, frisbee, swimming, sunning, reading, joking, and laughing. If you’ve never had a day nude at the beach, lake, or pool with your
Some of the other girls at her Catholic school had joked about the fact that while they were still virgins, they had sucked heaps of cock because apparently God doesn’t care about that. So the next morning she shyly asked her father what sucking cock
When I told my husband I’d fuck his boss to get him that promotion, he thought I was joking. I wasn’t.Image copyrights to original owner.
An old, old joke, but it works here for the characteristically poker-faced Yuki in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
stripblog: Alright, guys. I’m drunk, and wet. I need 20 questions and I’ll remove the panties. No jokes, no teases.
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Don’t laugh. Having a gigantic penis is no joke. I know. Personally…. which is to say I have a gigantic penis… in case you didn’t get what I was alluding to……………………&helli
You must be joking… OF COURSE ITS OKAY. Geez.
Gengar used Lick. It’s super effective. We all know i had to make that joke come on. A very nice picture of Rosa geting licked by a Gengar’s large tongue. We also have a nice view of her pussy and breasts ;). Hentai Archive: http://bit.ly/18T
campusbeefcake: *obligatory cross looks like a plus sign joke*
21 One Line Jokes You Need To Memorize.
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an-assassin-named-ghost replied to your post:Have you seen the trailer for the Disney movie…since when are porn, furries and ponies horrible? ^^Becuase “anyone who enjoys fetishes outside of attraction to the opposite sex and doing the do in
Im watching this thing on television about some girl who married a gay porn star and he still continues to do gay porn and at one point he said “ Earlier I did do straight porn but..Becky didnt like me having sex with women…so i settled for
Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of the genitals, usually to the point of orgasm. Studies have found that masturbation is frequent in humans of both sexes and all ages, it is considered a normal part of healthy life today. Enjoy it!
reisartjunk: anatomy doesn’t make any sense literally just wanted to make the joke
I was just joking when I mimicked fucking with my hands but when my sister gave me two thumbs up, I wasn’t going to let her change her mind. I took her right then and there.
Distract me4 hours of work left ,and I’m so checked out. Send me asks, stories, wants, fantasies, jokes anything!
robotsinlace: 2am is bad joke time I wana be in too~ ;9
An Oedipal Harry Potter joke…. oh this is just awesome! XD
…………… =O I’m ashamed this joke never occurred to me….
lmao Oh lord. I miss Chuck Norris jokes as an every day occurrence. XD
Video games and nice hips. I could fap to this picture set for a week…. not even joking a little…
…. that’s a fucking udder joke waiting to happen right there. *cock twitch*
lol……. Someone had to say it. ***NOTE: If he’s into 13 yos he’s not a pedophile. Extremely misused term. Pedophilia is not related to any age, its related to physical development. Pedophiles like prepubescent girls,
Me too.
dumb-science-jokes: Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
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privatefamilytime: I was just joking when I mimicked fucking with my hands but when my sister gave me two thumbs up, I wasn’t going to let her change her mind. I took her right then and there.
givingmeabonertoday: Who is giving me a boner today? Kayleigh Mallen. Again, in quick succession. (All jokes aside, is that a Jammy Dodger biscuit on the right side of the picture!?)
That awkward moment when your family incests that you have sex with them
meaststud:I just got bred by a hot Latin boy. That creampie at the end is no joke.
lets-have-awkward-sex: mickjaggerstinytodger: *gets the urge to delete all my social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods* you can’t just thoreau your life away like that
oate: you only realise how bad the jokes on this site are until you actually say one out loud
kookie667: Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
goldblxxded: poyzn: This is either a cruel joke or horrifying. ok but did they watch the tapes
unthroning: I really want someone. Someone who I can be myself around, completely silly or completely serious. A person who will laugh along at my stupidest jokes or hold me when I’m sad. A person to go out and walk around the city with, going wherever
letao: I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
wh0-the-fuck-cares-okay: THIS IS LITERALLY ME NO JOKE
shizukasmack: clarknokent: residentgoodgirl: little jaden looks so pleased with himself The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound This. This is where Jaden wisdom was born
brunettes-n-sunsets: justtheladyinblack: If you think my jokes are bad you should check out my life choices. actually made me laugh
kel-s-d: jenitals-: “What if Walter White told stupid chemistry jokes instead of cooking meth?” Yes pls omg im geekin
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
cryoganix: xlb42: xlb42: docile-potato: Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox I call bullshit fuck me it actually worked I’ve never gotten one of these to work before came for the blogs, stayed for the skeletons
misfit3x-blr: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighbourhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop it’s head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious
tiny little turn ons: - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go - somebody glancing
weloveshortvideos: That friend you can’t joke with
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
al-grave: godotal: Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself This fucking duck. Gets me every time.
theawkwardpincushion: friends will ignore your typosreal friends will make shitty inside jokes out of your typos
tiny little turn ons: - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go - somebody glancing at
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
stephanievonschweetz:Me telling a joke.
shagurlwho:ishipitlikeups:For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.That’s not a joke that’s a gift
nicolas-px: when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes
chosenprat: I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s
mexicanho: Cinco De Mayo is tomorrow wow I’m…so excited …to see all the white people use that day as an excuse to get shit faced drunk off tequila and dress up in Mexican clothing as if it’s a costume or a joke and then take it off at the end
thejunglenook: khaleesri: “no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. This joke is lethal
cringing: sectumsempera: stranger-touch: So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA! It’s like your always stuck in second gear When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or
rebuy: hi: rebuy: imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. it happened like 3 times today :/ this joke cost him 辎. rip..
