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iswearimnotnaked: those who bought my song - i really appreciate it so much…so so so sooo much. Keep reading
iswearimnotnaked: i hate it when i say “vegan” and ppl think i eat veggie burgers and organic non gmo coconut water like have u ever heard of a banana
iswearimnotnaked: pray 4 aerial 2k16
iswearimnotnaked: is it bad that the only reason i haven’t done any YouTube videos with my singing is because i had done them when i was 11 and entered this taylor swift singing contest and my video got 20,000 views which was a bunch for 2008 but then
iswearimnotnaked: i might look like i jumped out of a @wendys ad but i’m still cute
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iswearimnotnaked: this is the first 4th of July that i didn’t watch any fireworks either. i did laundry and made potato chips in the microwave lmao
iswearimnotnaked: but hey next year if i have another lonely birthday i’ll be 21 so i can buy alcohol and cry AND get drunk
iswearimnotnaked: Happy Birthday!!
iswearimnotnaked: my son
iswearimnotnaked: i’m having way too much fun with this app. there’s a fucking zubat outside
iswearimnotnaked: she’s very lazy
iswearimnotnaked: i desperately wish i could tan instead of burn and that i didn’t have to mix white foundation in with the lightest shade of every single brand bcuz i’m so pale and that my hair could be anything other than ginge so that gross old
iswearimnotnaked: me ft a green bandaid because i sliced my finger while chopping a potato this morning
iswearimnotnaked: yanno if i didn’t live an hour away………
iswearimnotnaked: oh my god
iswearimnotnaked: well i’m probably gonna die in a tornado tonight but at least it’s pretty
iswearimnotnaked: @staff i’m pretty sure we were all digging the whole “see all the added captions and click whichever to be taken to that exact post” thing but now it just takes me to the newest post on someone’s blog which is, and i may be
iswearimnotnaked: i’m feelin pretty spicy
iswearimnotnaked: when you wake up from a terrible dream that ur boyfriend is cheating on you and ur like way too relieved that it was just a dream but ur also like 👀👀👀 brain y u do dis
iswearimnotnaked: 6 hours of driving, family reunion (snuck away to swing though), 3 hours of swimming, and a movie night all in one day. #busybutts
iswearimnotnaked: why does Facebook have to remind me that i thought i was a cool teenager™
iswearimnotnaked: i wonder how many emails you can get before you’re banned forever
iswearimnotnaked: i am so happy with life right now!!!!? it’s unreal!!??? my mother has started going to therapy and we’ve discussed issues from my childhood and i’ve finally forgiven her and we’re rebuilding our relationship which means i wake
iswearimnotnaked: this is why i shouldn’t tweet from the bathtub
iswearimnotnaked: when your boyfriend drives a big ass semi for work and drives by your apartment
iswearimnotnaked: when ur boyfriends butt makes a nice backdrop for selfies
iswearimnotnaked: putting on chapped stick is almost like a sexual experience
iswearimnotnaked: i was giving my overly tired half asleep boyfriend a full body massage and i noticed his…yanno…getting…yanno…and i was like “oooo what’s this?” and he goes “he’s your forever pet sweetheart”
iswearimnotnaked: Here is a doggo, i hope u have a nice day 👌🏽👍🏽🌈✨
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iswearimnotnaked: i’m not engaged!!! technically!!! even tho he sometimes introduces me as his fiancé bcuz he’s a total dork, i’m still strict on the “my biggest daydream as a hopeless romantic lil girl was a cliche proposal” soooooo. even
iswearimnotnaked: me: i’m going to bed early and i’m not going to watch another conspiracy theory video me at 2:34am: Illuminati Clones - Was Beyoncé Replaced?
iswearimnotnaked: when you go to take 3 ibuprofen for your headache and then somehow accidentally take 3 sleeping pills
iswearimnotnaked: *googles how to fall asleep easily* article: Just turn your brain off and think about things tomorrow My brain: do be do be do wa do be do be do wa do be do be do wa aGENT P
iswearimnotnaked: i wanna learn to pole dance so badly because oh my god it’s so beautiful
iswearimnotnaked: i’m sorry but….my makeup skills….like….how did i get to this level
iswearimnotnaked: does anyone else flex their legs or boobs or any muscle to the beat of a song or is that just me
iswearimnotnaked: my boyfriend interviewed tonight for an amazing job which will allow us to move into a beautiful park and omg I hope he gets it!!!!!
iswearimnotnaked: somedistanthypothesis: I love it. I want 10. pigs are actually smarter than dogs and 3 yr old human children and tbh they’re way too pure for this world
iswearimnotnaked: I seem to have misplaced my hair….
iswearimnotnaked: hellabitcoins: aliwav: listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on
iswearimnotnaked: hi hello I’m having an existenental crisis
iswearimnotnaked: see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it
iswearimnotnaked: im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
iswearimnotnaked: im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass This had 500 notes when i reblogged it last night wtf
iswearimnotnaked: when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY UNSUSPENDED
iswearimnotnaked: when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
iswearimnotnaked: when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice
iswearimnotnaked: why the h*ck am i so cold and why isn’t anyone snuggling me and why do grocery stores charge so much for a small amount of ice cream
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY FUCKING
