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iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY UNSUSPENDED
iswearimnotnaked: see honestly i am the easiest person to impress because literally no one has ever really bought me flowers or taken me dancing or on a picnic or any of that romantic junk and i would just melt at any of it
iswearimnotnaked: when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
iswearimnotnaked: when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down
iswearimnotnaked: im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
iswearimnotnaked: i’m supposed to be cleaning my room but i’m tryin on old skirts instead
iswearimnotnaked: If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone
iswearimnotnaked: tODAY I MADE A TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR A BAGEL BUT I GOT TOO EXCITED AND STARTED FAVORITING ALL THE TWEETS CONTAINING THE WORLD “BAGEL” SO TWITTER SUSPENDED ME AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I SENT THEM THIS EMAIL AND THEY FUCKING
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
iswearimnotnaked: still mad that no one asked me to prom. i mean i was homeschooled but im still mad
iswearimnotnaked: help bring this baby home!!!!!!
iswearimnotnaked: literally any video website that isn’t youtube or pornhub makes me feel rly uncomfortable
iswearimnotnaked: did i tell you guys thomas gave me a cute lil note wednesday 😌😌
iswearimnotnaked: i’m not dead btw Me too :) for now
iswearimnotnaked: does anyone know of a good way to kick possible strep throat without going to the doctor? i don’t have any health insurance and it feels like the beginning stages and i just woke up because my throat is so sore and i’m pretty sure
iswearimnotnaked: what’s with all these weird facebook articles with cliff hangers like “43 Year Old Woman Spills Bottle Of Tide Laundry Detergent And You Won’t Believe What Happens Next”
iswearimnotnaked: yooooo but in other news i hooked up with this guy the other night and i’m still like how did that even happen
iswearimnotnaked: how do i make บ,000 by tomorrow
iswearimnotnaked: i’m hilarious
iswearimnotnaked: it’s my birthday!!!!!!
iswearimnotnaked: when ur friend finally gets an iphone
iswearimnotnaked: when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice
iswearimnotnaked: fuck guys
iswearimnotnaked: @ god y my booty so little
iswearimnotnaked: i spent the entire day with this dork yesterday and it hasn’t even been 24 hours and i already miss him A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY IVE BEEN FOLLOWING RECENTLY :)
iswearimnotnaked: i am an actual princess
iswearimnotnaked: spent the day in St. Louis today and bought too many cute sweaters
iswearimnotnaked: i’m an adult
iswearimnotnaked: literally just sent this to thomas
iswearimnotnaked: happiestmermaid: aerial says i’m hot and im like wtf have u looked in a mirror bc damn ya and we’re both hot af how do we do it
iswearimnotnaked: my sister keeps sending me snaps of her rat
iswearimnotnaked: always in the middle……
iswearimnotnaked: this is such a simple text but it says so much about my past. i don’t live with my aunt anymore but to look back a year ago and see how different my life is vs living w/ controlling family members. wow. it definitely gets better.
iswearimnotnaked: why y'all afraid to live
iswearimnotnaked: i dont mean to be so negative/problematic but FUCK putting the twisty tie back on bread
iswearimnotnaked: my little sister likes to keep me updated on my brothers..
iswearimnotnaked: omg
iswearimnotnaked: eyebrows last year vs last night
iswearimnotnaked: i’m stressed and broke and freaking out over bills but i love my job and my pets and my friends and the people who still support me even tho im an annoying ginge and there is ice cream in my freezer and a snoring boyfriend by my side
iswearimnotnaked: idk how people posting pics of their fitness progress is fatphobic/fat erasure like…..???????
iswearimnotnaked: honestly made me cry Keep on keepin on ariel we support the hell out of you :)
iswearimnotnaked: this gets so confusing
iswearimnotnaked: when i say “this website is so toxic!!” i only mean that because once you hit a certain amount of followers and you start paying attention to that number and you start changing yourself because every time that number goes down you
iswearimnotnaked: i love that “how is any of this blogging” text post because tumblr is literally a blogging platform but somehow it’s become its own strange genre of social media outside of personal blogging and people like to detach from the
iswearimnotnaked: the guy who hijacked simple bagel showed up in my MFC chat room last night and i instantly banned him and blocked him when i had noticed him following me on Twitter. he contacted me after getting into the acc and was talking about how
iswearimnotnaked: ok i wanna talk about this amazing company called prjkt ruby. you can get all different kinds of birth control shipped to your house and even set up an auto-refill so you never run out. it’s ์ for 3 months worth and all you do is
iswearimnotnaked: i took all of my personal posts from tonight down. thank you to everyone for sending me kind messages and all of the support you guys continue to give me. i love you all so much.
