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iswearimnotnaked: i hate snapchat
iswearimnotnaked: learning to love my spots
iswearimnotnaked: i wish i had a donate button except u click it and it sends me my favorite pizza from dominos/papa johns. an amazon wishlist for pizza
iswearimnotnaked: sometimes im content and then i remember that volcanos exist and my brain is back to screaming inside
iswearimnotnaked: ok deep breathing helps a lot why do i always forget this
iswearimnotnaked: the bunny in zootopia thicc af đź‘Śđź‘Ś
iswearimnotnaked: ive been on my period for 9 days straight #pray4me
iswearimnotnaked: conservatives have this like….condescending tone when it comes to any political discussions and that’s the only thing t and i ever get into “fights” about like i get so mad i have to walk away and cry because he’s sO fuckin
iswearimnotnaked: being in love w/ a christian straight white male™ is 100% the hardest thing because you wanna kiss and hold and love him but the moment he talks about ANY social/race issues ur thinkin about poisoning his coffeeÂ
iswearimnotnaked: why did i have to fall in love w/ a conservative how the hell did this happen??? are any of you currently liberal and dating a conservative??? are we doomed????
iswearimnotnaked: when your boyfriend says he’s voting/supports bernie but constantly defends trump…….?
iswearimnotnaked: *spontaneously combusts*
iswearimnotnaked: so earlier today thom texts me this out of nowhere and a few weeks ago was like “how long are you going to date me before you ask me to marry you” and keeps joking about our wedding and i’m like 👀👀👀👀
iswearimnotnaked: *has war flashbacks to my followers writing pepsi/bagel fanfics about us*
iswearimnotnaked: i’m so smooth
iswearimnotnaked: my sister….
iswearimnotnaked: i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god
iswearimnotnaked: why am i so good at makeup
iswearimnotnaked: When u switch ur boyfriend from android to his first ever iPhone and he sounds like a caveman
iswearimnotnaked: weloveshortvideos: He’s scared of Lobsters this is really fucked up????? why is this considered funny????????
iswearimnotnaked: chulaspice: you’re never gonna get sympathy from me by saying “I’m skinny and people assume I have an eating disorder” i mean the years that my family called me “bones” and told me to “go eat a sandwich” and my aunt
iswearimnotnaked: i wish i could run away and live on a tropical island and eat fruit for the rest of my life but then i remember that i’m a ginger and i would probably die of skin cancer
iswearimnotnaked: sometimes i miss the simplicity of 2012 tumblr. superwholock, Nutella, “just-relatable-girl-things” and having to screenshot an ask to make it reblogable
iswearimnotnaked: here’s the thing sweets, a lot of people don’t know the truth about these industries, and it’s. my. blog. it’s not hate, i’m not being mean, i’m not attacking ANYONE. i share a video, write a lil comment w/ a link to sources,
iswearimnotnaked: @ everyone who keeps telling me to “stop posting about veganism!! i like bacon im not gonna change!!” literally please…i am begging you to unfollow me and be so kind as to fuck the fuck off. ask me questions, debate me, whatever,
iswearimnotnaked: i can’t believe i have to argue why humans aren’t supposed to be drinking milk by proving that cats aren’t either. y'all use the most bullshit excuses as if you’re cats/lions/whatever next animal you’re gonna choose
iswearimnotnaked: this is super short but super important bye
iswearimnotnaked: vegan-because-fuck-you: one of the fucking worst things about my ADHD and BPD and depression is how fucking much all of those fuck the absolute shit out of my memory I am constanly losing and forgetting things and it makes me question
iswearimnotnaked: if you can’t tell, granola/bananas/cashew milk is my favorite breakfast
iswearimnotnaked: it’s 2016. there is no fucking reason for your ass to be buying/wearing fur especially for a pointless fashion statement. faux fur takes 20x less energy, is cheaper, safer, and most importantly, doesn’t cost an animals life.
iswearimnotnaked: it’s 2016 and i still haven’t seen a dan/Phil video nor do i understand their fandom
iswearimnotnaked: i’m gonna be 20 in a month where do i sign up for the senor citizen side of tumblrÂ
iswearimnotnaked: finallyÂ
iswearimnotnaked: im the worlds most annoying girlfriend
iswearimnotnaked: my favorite thing about being vegan is when people are like “haha Aerial doesn’t eat ANYTHING” like bih???? i’m on second breakfast. watch me down this 10 banana smoothie in about 0.5. i’m about to eat this whole goddamn
iswearimnotnaked: i mean all i’m sayin is that a kid shouldn’t even have the chance to fall into a fucking gorilla enclosure. support animal sanctuaries that help injured/sick animals w/ safe guidelines vs zoos that breed in captivity solely for
iswearimnotnaked: proudblackconservative: looksalittlesketchy: proudblackconservative: Let me make one thing clear: If a human child’s life is in immediate danger, I don’t care what you have to shoot to get them out of that immediate danger. I
iswearimnotnaked: can we start a petiton to bring parks and rec back for the rest of forever
iswearimnotnaked: i hope bo burnham is feelin okay tonight and had a good day.
iswearimnotnaked: so let’s say…..i had a simple ios/android game idea….involving simple bagel…..anyone know how a girl with zero programming/development skills could go about making that a reality? Find someone with programming ability to make
iswearimnotnaked: shootin for the stars
iswearimnotnaked: when u accidentally reblog ur vagina to your main blog vs your porn blog
iswearimnotnaked: there are actually kids out there who aren’t allowed to watch spongebob because their parents think it’ll make them gay
iswearimnotnaked: so thomas and i have been together for almost a year so i feel like it’s the perfect time to tell you guys that he’s twice my age. and before you freak out - i’m a consenting adult and i pursued him, which you can see from all
iswearimnotnaked: idk id marry me
iswearimnotnaked: #friendship
iswearimnotnaked: a few months ago my bf was trimming his hair w/ the buzzer thing and i was doin my eyebrows and i mentioned how he had this singular hair that sticks out of his eyebrows and i jokingly hinted at plucking it and then he paused, took
iswearimnotnaked: hiddlesangel: hiddleswift! !!!
iswearimnotnaked: i turned my ask box back on dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn
iswearimnotnaked: i told my friend how to get a free burrito and she’s gluten intolerant so i explained how to get it gluten free and i’m so confused i was too homeschooled for this
iswearimnotnaked: darklittlestories: the-fluff-master: Imagine your OTP @honestlykorrathough Imagine Kyalin I can obviously picture this exchange between Thor and Loki. “But, Brother, I love you!—ouch! ROAR!!! LOKI, YOU BIT ME you little shit!”
iswearimnotnaked: i honestly still have no idea what a dab is or what’s going on with the youth™ anymore
iswearimnotnaked: wrecknician: mr-cappadocia: veganhobbit: happy mother’s day, earth. i’m sorry we are destroying you For hundreds of thousands of years “mother earth” sent every horror under the sun against her human children. Plague, drought,
iswearimnotnaked: i’m gonna be 20 in like 16 days send help
iswearimnotnaked: simple bagel has returned
iswearimnotnaked: he has risen
iswearimnotnaked: remember when someone freaked out and said i met bo burnham because of white privilege
iswearimnotnaked: why do i crave love so badly? all i want is to be held and kissed and told that i’m worth something
iswearimnotnaked: lunch date with my favorite little queen
iswearimnotnaked: i could make โ from traditional stuff and be like “eh” but every time i make even a 50 cent sale on my music it makes me so freaking happy!!! like it’s something i could do someday….as a job…that’s been my dream since
