in food
NSFW Tumblr
find in food on porn pin board
in food clips
thenimbus: aeon-fux: coolthingoftheday: Aside from bees and butterflies, bats are one of the most important pollinators on the planet - especially in tropical and desert regions. (Source) lost in the sauce become the cheeto
jackalopemilk: speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers” #this child is too young for depression
speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”
stevetogers: I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference
lunahorizon: i always thought the whole “broke college student” thing was an exaggeration but now that im actually in college im literally just
trillianmelomanes: These are my babies. The little one is Apollo and the big one is Ares. Apollo is 5 months old and Ares turns 3 in 2 days. Last night sometime they got into a medicine bottle with baclofen in it and ate some. They both lost ability
marauders4evr: mamabuttonmash: nick-avallone: lddyeove: nick-avallone: “bob’s burgers isn’t that funny” It’s not tho… Everyone recommended it to me as funny, but it makes an Autism joke in the first episode. Sit in the corner and
natewantstobattle-trash-center: xxstardustmikeyxx: thomassandersfandersblog: Rude 🙅 I love everything about this *calming jazzy elevator music plays in background*Thomas: *whistles at girl walking by as he turns* *Music Stops* Girl: “Excuse
sagihairius: CAPTCHA 1: check this box CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left
surprisebitch: cuntpuncher4000: classicmeevs: bonerfart: multitrackdrifting: thejunkbinch: xeppeli: HAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAHAHA the gurp you can slurp you know it’s gurp put me in the dirtput me in a shirt :( give the gurp tube
chow29dora: 読書の秋。 Fall is the best season for reading. In the past, it was said that Fall was the best season for reading thanks to its comfortable weather and reading was thought to be one of the best way to kill time at longer night in Fall.This
panopticblast: hero-of-thighs: bonnieblue85: democraticfuture: George W. Bush (2001 - 2009) collapsed in 2002 while watching football. George H.W. Bush (1989 - 1993) vomited and collapsed on the Japanese Prime Minister in 1992. Ronald Reagan (1981
pennanpayper: *murders somebody* *hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat* *gets questioned by the police* Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol” Police: lol Judge: lol Inmate: lol
cockyhollows: nerdygirlnoodles: joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly
jesseshimada: Hey guys!! Blizz released a zip folder containing all of the new Halloween sprays!! They are in a much better resolution than they would be if you screencapped them while in game. You can download them here!!
hannimble: O H M Y G O D…GUYS. STARDEW VALLEY.I just happened to have the Mayor’s shorts in my inventory when I was setting up my grange display at the fall fair, so lol I thought I’d be funny and put them in and didn’t think anything of it…AND
exclamationshark: this was much funnier in my head at 2 in the morning Day 17 of @thatsthat24‘s Inktober challenge
railroadsoftware: this is the merchant cat. reblog in 10 seconds or less to get great deals in your future
icaro13: Mordin in a chiringuito in the beach
stephanie3261: Read More About Pan-fried chicken thighs in a creamy bacon sauce with a touch of lemon! Quick and easy recipe for skin-on, bone-in chicken thighs….
supnikita: me ‘waiting’ in line at mcdonalds
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :)) me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing* me:
samalsoblogs: riverselkie: i want to run away…but like in ghibli movie. like i take a block of cheese a loaf of bread and some apples and wander through the flower-specked mountains wrapped up in a shawl and i happen to wander into a moving castle
oomshi: when i die bury me in a ball pit at chuck e cheese
scifirice: My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.
mothurs:tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
badgengar: a-heart-of-calcifer: ehlnofey: When Ken Morrish picked this apple off a tree in his garden, he thought a prankster had painted half of it red. But after inspecting it closely he realised that the remarkable split colours on the fruit were
gendersnaps: keepongaming: last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant
afroambrosia: I really love how much her family supports her, despite her awkwardness and weird tendencies. The writers did great in making sure the family didn’t treat her like Meg from Family Guy
ohbrae: me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours* me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.
ironychan: hungrylikethewolfie: dduane: wine-loving-vagabond: A loaf of bread made in the first century AD, which was discovered at Pompeii, preserved for centuries in the volcanic ashes of Mount Vesuvius. The markings visible on the top are made
anxiety-unlimited: egowave: khaleesiofalldragons: anxiety-unlimited: egowave: why are these kids just out here in their prom pics looking like the personified embodiment of capitalism and america that youd see in an old soviet propaganda poster i can
mothurs: tumblr culture in 2012: touch my butt and buy me pizzatumblr culture now: choke me and hit me with your car
k-epiphany: me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and
squigglyexplosive: newtypezaku: Alton’s usually subtle when he watches a sabotage (or, in this case, an advantage) succeed or fail, so what makes this one of my favorites is how he just loses it in the middle of judging THE WORST PART WAS THAT THE
woodmeat: THESE NIGGAS IN MCDONALDS THINK THEY SLICK IM BOUT TO RUN BACK IN THERE AND CATCH A McBODY
beeshirt: cookingstims: By Foodydiy on Instagram i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror
staganddragon: Soft things my dad has done One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn’t look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket
deadddeviant:The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.
theexhaustedetiquette: lolita blog, via the exhausted etiquette I think this was taken at the Rose Bakery (in Paris or London), as i sampled that delicious raspberry cake when i went to their Paris restaurant. I highly recommend you pop in if you are
whitegirlsaintshit: quickweaves: curvesincolor: This photo won the “Pulitzer Prize” in 1994 by Kevin Carter. The picture shows a sick and hungry child crawling to the UN food camp located about half a mile away. The vulture is waiting for the kid
I just need to spend a day naked in bed with someone watching movies and playing video games and eating fatty foods and having sex two or nine times
unsounded: “How do you know you’re in love?“ Well I love… Food? 😂 This is such a goal
sampreme: all I want in life is financial stability, consistent kinky sex, and good food.
coltre: I was drawing in the garden and this beautiful creature approached me. I gave her some food and she allowed me to take a few pics of her, this is my favourite one! hehe
here-is-the-food:Breathe In
did-you-kno: The FDA allows the following “unavoidable defects” in foods that are probably in your kitchen: burlap bagging, insect eggs and fragments, larvae, parasites, rodent hairs, mold, mildew, mammalian excreta (animal poop), maggots, and cigarette
The chicken and waffles at Willie’s sucks there’s no soul in their food, I wanna go back to Roscoe’s and get the Obama Special :(
theclassyissue: Everything you need to know about food and hangover is in this book, The Hungover CookBook
Pantone Pairings is a snack-inspiring project by David Schwen. In the clever and appetizing series he transformed many of our favorite food pairings into color complementing Pantone swatches. "As a designer, you’re constantly picking color
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
thirstymuslim: tuxedopiplup: Ash is more interested in food than he is in Serena… poor girl chose the wrong guy to fall for Or maybe the right guy because he likes to ….. Eat out. !! you!
i was trying to get cookies from the kitchen but i gave up because the plastic packaging they come in is SO NOISY that i can’t even pick it up without probably waking the whole house LMAO
photographersdirectory: I am Alfredo Solano, a Costa Rican Photographer and Journalist with a great passion for nature photography, but for travel (Photojournalistic/Documentary kind-of) and food photography. I have two fairly new blogs in Tumblr,
maleteen: chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
teenage-fandoms: 221cbakerstreet: jadeklaus: I WOKE UP HOME ALONE AND THERE IS A DEERR IN MY HOUSE KJGKJKLLKJ I’M SCARED IT WON’T GO OUTSIDE NAD IT’S EATING MY DOGS FOOD why would you ever want it to leave it is a magical woodland friend
eclecticallyours: winter winding down means the end of snow and snowmen but seeing as how I live in a tropical climate the only way I can enjoy the sad yet happy event of melting snowmen is in food form like these cookies, s’mores and shooters.
linguistisch: itsjaneshepard: tedywestside: useless-italyfacts: There’s no such thing as “pepperoni” in Italy, even though it is a corruption of the Italian word “peperoni” (sweet peppers). The most similar Italian food is “salame piccante”
I did it!! On my phone so I could put the water mark back in…○///○ I hope you like it. I’m kinda proud myself…(submitted by dancergirl5432)OMG I love this??! it’s so neat and lovely to look at!and the pretty, vibrant colors just make her