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give lapis a lil bulge in her skirt or go home
trashfirefallon: im so fucking mad. im very very allergic to poison ivy (had to go to the ER as a kid from it a few times) and I didn’t know that mangoes and poison ivy have that same fucking chemical that causes rashes. I’ve only eaten like 4 mangoes
nightingem:nightingem: just had the FUNNIEST interaction with a kid in my life. im getting help with my laundry and there’s this 4yo black kid who’s super precocious. looks me up and down after hearing my voice and seeing like, little bit of beard
bonitaapplebelle: im-a-grown-woman: bonitaapplebelle: White kids are fucking scary man FOR REAL THERE WERE LIKE TWO NORMAL WHITE KIDS IN THE WHOLE THING. White children are on a whole other level. Absolutely not. No. like homegirl legit started
manaphy: i know im really no better than the ppl im like blaming here since i collect as well but like it honestly breaks my heart when kids cant get an amiibo of a character they want just because a bunch of 30 year old men (like literally, i have lined
brarsmae: that-pasty-kid-from-school: i-am-no-man-bitch: poopmypant: tag yourself im sex perverts I’m either People that watch TV more than Studying the Bible or Sex-Drugs-Rock Music I’m rebellious women im people that talk to pets more than
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like a slug the fuck you mean it looks
“Were are you off to traveller?”“We are going to hell”
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified Until the smoothest response comes: “hi pregnant I’m dad”
so Im 40 minutes behind. I havent been out yet. I found a faverite stiuffed animal when I was a kid whle I was cleaning and I was vacuumining it and it smeled a bit and Im drunk and I tried to grab the fabreezee sbut I accidentally sprayed bleach on it
robertdowwneyjr: robertdowwneyjr: robertdowwneyjr: i framed a picture of rdj in my house, you think im kidding but im not i moved it to my living room next to my tv guys i moved him to the kitchen
In Paris- Weekly 16’s LYRICS Unleashed I’m a beast, im a animal/ Eat MC’s im a cannibal Tryna get to Paris and Nicole /You kids just suck- amber cole 2 more shots and i spill the chase/ 3 more shots cant feel my face Steal yo chic
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this
florehiem: the next chapter better be Sasuke saying “nah im kidding ofcourse im your papa” while crying then hugging Sarada
trufflesmushroom: trustthapo: luxtempestas: luxtempestas: im so glad cockatoos come in both goth and prep varieties normie the preps goff.. scene kids and also punks jocks theater kids weeb-ass anime club cockatoos
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quietdogbitehard: ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you. All the time.
batter-sempai: pyropethejudge: twilian: jellyfisher2: So today, for a theater class, kids dressed up like gods and goddesses and one kid came as Dave oMFG im doing this “What god are you supposed to be?” “I’m the Knight of
nastyfaggotry: pinkheadedyogurtspitter: slideitinme: Who is this again? and where can i find his videos?! i second that! This is the third time im posting this kid, im obsessed.
nazegoreng: dotdollplushies: 405blazeitt: i hate the trope of kids giving their favorite stuffed animal to a younger child as a sign of compassion and coming of age, as if this is something that should be expected of kids as they grow up im 22 and i
fauxglory: cumdealer: rnashallah: im SCREAMIBG YOU ARE KIDDING ME WHEN HE PASSES THEM INTO THE OTHER HAND IM DEAD
basicallyalwaystired: fandom-hell-kid: fandom-hell-kid: if were posting vines to save….. found out that @basicallyalwaystired made this vine?? i hope im correct lmao yes, you’re correct. i did. i threw rice down my stairs for the vine.
one of u reblogged porn and my mom saw and thought i was looking at porn i tried to explain to her about the dash but she wouldn't listen. i got my ass beat and im coughing up blood :( im crying... just kidding!
405blazeitt: i hate the trope of kids giving their favorite stuffed animal to a younger child as a sign of compassion and coming of age, as if this is something that should be expected of kids as they grow up im 22 and i dont care who you are you’ll
lifeascharming: im-original: godxxtrilla: zombiemurdoc: BEBE’S KIDS!!!!!!! classic the best How I refer to any bad ass kid
spork: itsnotpeanutbutter:hentai-ass:sexynemo: dualchainz: white vs latino moms waking up their kids Omfgggg when will this ever get old OH MY GOD as a white kid named Guark i can assure you the whire part is true homie im pretty sure he says clark
relaxyourth0rax: if i have kids im going to wait until they’re 13 and on their birthday they’re going to randomly wake up with the tumblr sign up page opened and im not gonna tell them it was me and when they start using tumblr speak two weeks later
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this I invited over 100 of my family and friends to my 18th, literally like 8 people were there. Never had a party since.
GOSH IM KIDDING IM NOT ALWAYS HORNY. I JUST SAID THAT BECAUSE IT WENT WITH THE WHOLE HAPPY AND HUNGRY!
stickynutjuice: you kids right now: *at school* me: but without the girl tho what im trying to say is that im sleep
kidxforever: squishyturtlee: kidxforever: my kids can be gaymy kids can be transgenderedbut I draw the line at them having a diaper fetish “you know how hard it was to potty train your ass” dying im saying
en-dior: versace-kid: youthlush: daisytropic-s: serene-kid: k-arlwho: I love the light i normally hate tattoos but this is absolutely amazing and im considering getting it. <3 neeeeed forever reblogg via TumbleBoard for iPhone and iPad
kaimiku the one ship i can’t make up my mid about if i like or not itS RLY CONFUSING fOR mE some days im like “yes u two are cute and maybe you should kiss a little” other days im like “ woaH there kids what are u doing u need