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l0st-life: the kid on the left is like i fucking hate my life, and this stupid giraffe suit. and the kid on the right is is like who you looking at bitch, im adorable
springreyzors: IM PLAYING WITH THIS REALLY YOUNG KID I ADDED THE OTHER DAY AND THEY’RE IN A GROUP WITH MORE YOUNG KIDS AND THEY JUST TAUGHT ME “HOW TO DAB AS GENJI”
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty
unfriendly-black-hottii: 90sdefect: thickasschocolatemermaid: prettyboyshyflizzy: deehenn: patrokillees: thatwhiteshameremu:mobbinonthalow:REMEMBER WHEN ALL THE WHITE PPL WERE MAD AT ME BC I SAID WHITE KIDS ARE SATAN??? IM SAYING IT AGAIN. People
kidouyuuto: imo if parents dont respect their kids then they dont deserve respect from their kids. im tired of people thinking that its normal for parents to treat their children like property or like they dont have feelings. im tired of people thinking
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
bodynegative: hesbusy: is this the reaction or the kids im supposed to buy cigs for? Theyre the kids youre buying cigs for cause theyre underaged tumblr will take a joke and fuck it right up.
officialjasper: officialjasper: officialjasper: im visiting a middle school today and their Big bulletin board in front of the office. is undertale themed they put up a new poster
odlaws: no im not making a one sided romance with dracula and an early 1960’s surfer kid no i didnt just draw the kid describing the sunset to him..
hippiebabysitterr: today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more
skerples:female-anti-feminist:foxysmoulder:but really guystampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periodsshould be a thingwrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures make kids feel comfortable
vivian-cain: gentlepromises: neo-soulless: deandresr: jehovahhthickness: This shit was so funny Lls Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina i’m the kids The kids🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
gengar-gender: guys im not kidding. i have not eaten wepl since monday (i had a bit of bread and some apple sauce for thanks giving dinner, if youre wondering), im sick as all fuck, and our heat will be shut off we dont get the bill paid within the
yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:yellowmonday-deactivated2022120:i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a societyim not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom
ukitakess: I’m still confident that Sarada is Sasuke and Sakura’s kid.The DNA sample Suigetsu used could most likely of been Sasuke’s, hence why it was a match. I mean, Suigetsu’s a bit of an.. airhead, so he might of just simply mixed them up.
passepieds: passepieds: passepieds: so when a Black kid gets kidnapped and gets tortured by a group of White people it doesn’t make the news but if a White kid were to get kidnapped…it would make the national news. 13 y/o Zavion Parker was kidnapped
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
conorayne: josiephone: alwaysactually: lusilly: some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!” wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut” “oh you know…the people who go to the moon” #wizard kids like #hahhahaha
oolong-teabag: thisiseverydayracism: tinalikesbutts: Fucking kids care more about each other than we do This is what hope looks like. The innocence of kids.
misatofanclub: Kid…Don’t say anymore. Haku was…he was hurting inside for you while he battled you guys too. I know, he was too kind. I’m glad we could fight you in the end. Yes, kid, it’s as you say. Shinobi are human too, maybe it’s impossible
sootpaws: kids having birthday parties and no one showing up is the worst thing im in math class and im gonna cry thinkin about this
ameythst: hey so im going to be traveling later this month to see my best friend and i have the plane tix covered but im trying to raise a bit of extra cash cuz ill be missing work and i need to cover food costs n such im not asking for donations but
heartless: im not even kidding when i say im the jealous type dont ever talk about the person i like because they are mine and i will rip your soul out
alrightevans:alrightevans:imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which
desperatelyseekingcannibals: blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty
alrightevans: imagine if sirius got married and had a kid and they were arguing and the kid was like ‘are you serious?’ and he’d be so torn. what dad joke does he make?? ‘why yes i am sirius’ or ‘no im not serious, im dad’? which one? which
spoopyshattery replied to your post: im sorry but the announcer’s kid talki…sAME i’m sorry kid you’d be fine if you’d stop interrupting your dadRIGHT and the kid starts a sentence but then wants to say a second thing so he interrupts his
cobaltdays: mother2:IM JAKALKCCKNSKAJSHJXHJWh??? Mcscuse me?????? Isn’t this a kid’s show dear lord have mercy I’m ahsksjdjsjdjdj I feel EXACTLY like the kid in the buggy
fellow/former Homestucks - reblog & tag this with: your age when you first read HS, your favorite troll when you first read, your age now, & current favorite troll
I don’t think you understand how much I wanna cosplay Yang.like I think i got the body and height for it, ive been working out since i was a kid during sports so im in shape with all that bara jazz and im 6'0’’ AND IM 17 SO LIKE??? all
Crystal of the Day: Ruby
devilsduality: girl-lookatthatfandom: After doing a bit of research I’ve realised something about Garnet’s three deisigns and colour palletes… Garnet’s different colour schemes match some of the different types of garnet First off, the first
Just a little sneak peek at some concepts for my semesters final film! It’s about a magical girl ice cream man who cheers up a kid by helping them make a cool sundae and to forget about the bad grade they got on a test. The first half is going to be
therapydinosaur:perks of being the “shy” kid in class: you hear some REALLY good gossip. and i think the reason for that is because since youre so quiet and all that people will think you are innocent and not listening. oh but im listening. im listening
thorboner replied to your post: Can I still introduce myself? Cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing. I’m Susan, like hell if I remember my first ship and fandom, and like hell if I can pick a main ship. Plot twist the Asian is Chinese, I
goatsorcery:im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose
kristina-meister: desperatelyseekingcannibals: blowjcb: so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and
