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the-absolute-funniest-posts: izzetheking: my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash and im ike Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im
the-air-is-thick-with-magic: hhaahoran: hhaahoran: im not even kidding today i turned on the news this morning and it said that in australia they had to stop a golf match because kangaroos were roaming around on the golf course and i couldn’t stop
Im gonna fail the proficiency exams i just know it. And then junior year I’ll be that one kid in the class who stands up when the lady on the intercom goes “all non proficient students report to room 519” NON PROFICIENT. THEY ACTUALLY
the-stuckness: ask-gallows-callibrator: dontcallmenubs: westcoastwaterbender: radicalmuscle: onlylolgifs: The floor is lava! What kind of parents actually pour lava into their homes just so their kid can have some fun? The fun kind. STOP IM
im-hal: theotherguysride: k-a-t-e-f-e-a-r: And before anyone makes any 4/20 weed comments, the date is the anniversary of the Columbine massacre. Damn straight. Fuck, I’ll host GED classes in the damn library if it keeps kids safe. I’ll share
the-queer-demon:the-queer-demon:the-queer-demon:im at a restaurant right now and there’s this like 16 year old kid sitting at the table next to me completely alone with like 6 racks of ribs. hes eating like 1 rib every 10 seconds and the poor server
dadmihawk:if you liked winx, totally spies, and w.i.t.c.h. as a kid then you’re a bad bitch now. i don’t make the rules
draumbouy: the-porcelain-empress: White couples that adopt non-white kids If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take
ellsworlds: im what the kids call,,,,,,,,,,,, A Mess™
cursedkennedy: bootsi: these are all fucking clean in all seriousness where can i get the casio one like im not kidding
meow-im-actually-a-cat: no, were talking about the kid that ruthlessly betrays tumblr users for a sociology project.
pipermcleanonme: meow-im-actually-a-cat: no, were talking about the kid that ruthlessly betrays tumblr users for a fucking sociology project. we all should have listened to zack
igglooaustralia:IM SCREAMING. Kid Rock in a recent interview said that Beyonce didn’t have any classic hits and that he didn’t find her attractive and the Beyhive has left MILLIONS of bees on EVERY fucking post on his IG, Lmfao
ghosttokes: im in the business of making clouds ☁☁
rawdeepthroats: Looks like that hurts. Who the hell cares….Full length: 11:02Download: https://tr.im/2FKNG
ancorae: it’s spring break and the kids are out so im bored to death at work art block is rough, man
meow-im-actually-a-cat: no, were talking about the kid that ruthlessly betrays tumblr users for a fucking sociology project.
bellalayla: mzzkiki415: cherrythirst: Bruno Mars IHeartRadio Elvis Duran Interview (by CherryThirsty) LOL his joke about a three way :’) IM RICH BITCH!! bruno is to funny! I love how he’s nice and compliments the lady reporter…..even though
Watching the VS show….ahhh im so jealous !
stolenfootprints: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends.Bee friendly flowers:Spring: crocus, hyacinth, borage, calendula, wild lilacSummer:
ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly flowers
wavin-while-im-rockin: He tried to tell em Don’t fuq with women and kids 👐
my mom bought two boxes of kraft spongebob macaroni and cheese because the kids were gonna be here. meanwhile, im hungry and i had to stay home cause i have school work to do and they went to disney. spongebob macaroni and cheese for dinner it is.
sketchshark: I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup. ZOE IM LAUGHING SO HARD WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY HOLY MOLY
if im into you, nobody else getting the same attention
alexscottr: This may be one of the funniest things im laughing so hard
keyhyung: i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN
ixnay-on-the-oddk: *wish I didn’t have to make this video wearing this makeup but oh well* Reporting me and having my perfectly PG photos removed because you think I’m too skinny is BULLYING. No, not concern, not a helping hand, it’s bullying.
boozy-the-ghost: micktoonz: What if I…got you into my hyperfixation….ahaha just kidding…..unless? I apologise to all my friends for doing this constantly
stolenfootprints: ink-n-severedties: escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends. What plants are bee friendly? Shit I’ll plant some bee friendly
dumb-pretty-girl-deactivated202:Hiii (really im thinking about how good i’ll look carrying your kids)
1143goodz: hey son you no the kid who bullies you nick well im trina talk to him but its real hard when his sexy big cock is in my mouth he might be staying over tonight since your dad is on his business trip see you in a few
tangite: im the original kid!!!
journ-loves-su: are you fucking kidding me i know this is supposed to be intimidating or something but she looks like fucking gary oak from pokemon“i have these gems and you dont.guess IM the best around here rose quartz.later loser”
kinkykcgirl: I stopped off at my brothers place. He and his wife just split up, and Im just here to help him feel better. Order a pizza for you and the kids and I ll be home a bit later
nekoama: Night of the Living Kids part 3
escapisminprogress:SAVE THE BEES, IM NOT KIDDING WE WILL DIE WITHOUT THEM. Plant bee friendly flowers in your yard, don’t kill them, bees are friends.
you blew it, kid
jaxblade: saberspark: “A Kid’s Show” HAHAHA the ending KILLED ME HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
@sapphire-enthusiast How dare you make such a hot Suit wearing Sapphire, now I had to go and draw her and add in a Ruby as well the nERVE
Im watching the new pokemon anime for sun and moon because 1) i dont have a ds so i cant play the game itself and 2) i havent been into pokemon since i was a lil kid and they said theyre trying out a new animation style and LISTEN ITS SUPER CUTE?? JUST
I FINISHED WATCHING ATLA SOB I AM SO PROUD OF THOSE YOUNG BBS, GOING OUT AND SAVING THE WORLD
and remember kids, when you are about to perform CPR on your *~best galfrand*~, make sure to lovingly caress the side of her boob before hand.
DUDE what the HECK
I HAD A DREAM… a mono dream that broke my heart but it was also cute so I will try to explain it really quick: From what I gathered it was a high school setting and blake was a new kid. on the way to school she spots a small abandoned black kitten
im gonna.. im gonna try and.. do the lucisevs today @ - @and maybe other fe:a kids…. idk… we’ll see what happens
a little tiny dream of mine would be to work on a cute cartoon show for kids…. with the cute themes like littlest pet shop or mlp. that’d be super cool
chiicharron: this is @dashingicecream‘s kid i doodled forever ago also her legs still annoy me jsfnsdjkfsdf
30-minute-memes:hmm.. I’ll take the chicken nuggets
Am I the only one that cries reading/watching these high school kids having to fight for their own safety/lives in schools
