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coast-robbo: lotthirtyseven: im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’ #BOOB OR DIE DUDE#YOU EITHER BOOB#OR YOU DIE The choice is clear. Choose life. Choose boob.
gabydunn: eyesslightlyopened: Whenever I hear dudes say that feminists don’t want equality they want a matriarchy im just like wow so what you’re saying is that having a society ruled by one sex is a bad thing? Perfection.
blackfairypresident: im so weary of dudes who the only photos of women they reblog are sexualized photos like its 100% ok to be sexually aroused by women of course but do you appreciate women outside of sexualized contexts? are there any women you
biblogdude: Man im loving that hardon .. want to feel you up dude
powerbottomlup: shitgunner: god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out
“can he stay for dinner?” “CAN HE STAY FOREVER?!” dude im on a roll.
OMG I MADE HEART SHAPED BOKEH ^____^ dude im so bored lol
dreamsweetinseamajor: me: hey rick and morty fan: u gotta be smart to get it haha! *fake burps* look at me im tiny rick!! its just hard to get in to it man unless ur like super smart lol its deep dude. u wouldnt get it theres so much backstory and shit
soldmysoultobepretty: i-am-your-northern-star: soldmysoultobepretty: Had a dude tell me I wouldn’t be pretty without makeup. Jokes on you cause almost every selfie I post I’m not wearing makeup in 💁♀️ Im sorry, i cant comprehend how
wongbal:Din Djarin is insane. this guy takes his magic 50 year old baby to fifth grade fight club like “my baby wants to fight” and this 11 yr old kid goes uhhhhh dude im not gonna fight a baby he’s the size of a rotisserie chicken and Din is
coryruinseverything: halcyonharlot: ghost-fruit: wrathe: inb4myself: junosunderland: wrathe: im never going to forget that one time the dude who directed gravity falls came to our school and showed us an uncensored slide of grunkle stan’s balls
roheartlessro: 2sthboiz: THIS DUDE IS SO HOT, RECENTLY POSTED PHOTOSET UNDER THE HEADING OF, IM CUMIN TO CANADA AND HE’S WEARING A I’M CANADIAN HOODY………… HOT HOT HOT His nipples tho 😍
la-tenore-regina: wocinsolidarity: fucknoanarcho-capitalism: “CIS white dude was actually everywhere” im weakk NO LMAO
amygdalae:amygdalae:I feel kinda bad for the Bad Luck Brian meme dude tbh. All the guy did was look sorta dorky as a teenager and ppl have been clowning on him for decadesNevermind he’s an nft guy im rescinding my sympathy empathy etc.
starklord-dude-of-the-north: disneybombshell: c-a-bergamot: 100% all but one of them are Americans. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK DWAYNE JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE THE ROCK!?!? I sincerely hope im not infected with the ammount of stupid in this post.
pulpfanfiction: nayx: Print it. Fuck it. am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
loki-cat: me: ‘dude i got a D on the test. i will cry’ dis bitch: ‘omg, well i got an 89!! i did so freaking bad. ugh, my life is ruined!! im so stupid’ FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR DOG you got the D
and-then-sara: heyfunniest: violence-of-action: fruitsgarden: that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard How do Red Pandas even survive in the wild? omfg The one next to him is all “Whoa, dude, calm the fuck down”.
jaxblade: odinsblog: …I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour ^ No bullshit same boat, Im Following this dude now xD. Theres so many helpful tips I would have never known lol
iamcle0patra: i crave romance so bad. im such a romantic sucker dude. i just want to be held and touched and kissed and do cute sweet lame things and if that can’t happen at least tell me you miss me and that you wish it could. send me sweet text messages
lovelylazerlady: spiroandthelacktones: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP THATS A LONG ASS RAMP this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life Im so glad for the music choice
ankhpapi: thighetician: yungtoothpic: 05-fubu: niggafuckurblog: yokhakidfiasco: lovemissangela: localstarboy: THIS DUDE REALLY SQUARED UP WITH A KANGAROO TO HELP HIS DOG LMAOOOOO IM CRYINGFJDEFVG Yo, if that Roo got a kick off of bro, it
bigbardafree: im gonna start calling “no hetero” when i hug dudes because i dont want to give them the wrong idea or anything
10000bc: person: dude what the hell me: *shrugs* im a gemini what did u expect
thisiselliz: fukkkres: kool-aid-jammers: al-grave: This guy whipped out his dong at a feminist pride walk. lmfaooooooooo he know he real look at his face he like gotdam im so real dude having the time of his life rn
tracknumber-6: kev517: faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol
2southboysnz: ** THANK YOU **SUPER HOT SUBMISSION FROM A FAN SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD..and where ever that is im cumin for a vacation… dam dude thank you :-)We are NOW accepting submissions, feel free to email us here ateuromaori@hotmail.comor click
ohbrah808: mystraightfriend: Mystraightfriend.tumblr.com Dude im in love
zion329: tightvaboi: Where is this type of dude in the #DMV Where u at in va im in va to
moosesandmaples: 420chipotle: im sick and tired of ugly dudes in shitty local bands with huge egos u think ur cool as fuck cause u spammed about 400+ people on fb with ur shitty produced song so u have 100 likes on ur band page i see u tho YOOOOO THIS
snakelet: chameleons look so fuckin stoked about being chameleons like haha yeah dude yeah!! being a chameleon owns!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! IM THE BEST LIZARD!!!!!!!!! haha yea B)
proudbator: gayfuckmeat: Proudbator cumpilation Hahah, thanks for sharing my stuff guys, its really awesome to see me against all these awesome dudes on the stream. Im Flattered hehehCum see me at proudbator.com and for previews see my tumblr.
reluctantpaladin: volchonok522: bi-fly-and-datingaguy: faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for
Heeeelllloooo. Im dude Btw...
1143goodz: no dude i promise im not fucking your ex girl friend i mean she wasn’t your ex when i fucked her
rightthereplease: im 200 pages away from finishing a feast for crows and i didn’t bring dance with dragons home with me D: ahhhhh When is the dude going to finish the final two books…? It’s been years and looking forward to reading
blkgrlmajic: libertarirynn: naijabutterfly: thehighpriestofreverseracism: viachia: meccadelic: It’s Uncanny Lisa!😂 He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao im fucking weak this dude is pure professionalism - ain’t
rafazomby: sarcarstic: onlylolgifs: Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train im sorry but Dude
p0ndorica: p0ndorica: sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at
hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude
thebizone: Now i don’t normally post the full nude stuff. But I just had to. The has to be the most beautiful woman in the world, and im not quite sure she likes dudes. I just need everyone to admire her beauty. Please and thank you.
iamcle0patra: dude i wonder where that bralette went like i lost it im so sad about it
sexsvmbol: urbanoutsinners: FUCK YES THIS IS THE SHIT IM LIVING FOR TODAY MARKS AN AMAZING DAY IN HISTORY Yes but the first photo was ACTUALLY between two strangers and the woman was later quoted that back then, Navy dudes would just grab women when
hey look, more unnecessary comments also sorry, dude, but im literally sitting in that position right now?? i sit in weird ass ways and most people do too, maybe it just hurts for you plus Nepeta is a goddamn cat troll she can literally twist her body
there was this one guy who thought i was making all that stuff up about the Nep misconceptions to prove a point and just to make that post and im like L M A O i wish dude what people don’t understand is, if you like Character A and B then you will
i think im just going to keep this psn card cause everyone who was interested in buying it bailed on me and one dude accused me of probs selling a used one 8’))))
Team Rocket literally has killed Pokemon and everyone loves Team Rocket including me soooooits a game my dude, this feels like one of those “no you’re not allowed to like the bad guy because they’re bad!” messages and honestly im likeWATCH ME
aubsticle: workaphobics: blackuranus: pkmntrainergold: YO IM SO DONE WITH THIS DUDE LIKE THE FIRST 3 PANELS ARE HIS TRADEMARK FUCKED UP FACES AND THEN HES JUST LIKE a seabelt iIN SUCH A NORMAL FUCKING FACE YO WTF B WHERE DID HE GET A SEATBELT WHO
bi-fly-and-datingaguy: faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol
artattackmusic: im-alex-s: NaruMan i knew naruto filler was weird but what the fuck dude
itsacaceedactyl: im: barnacling: racketstory: cumaeansibyl: suicideblonde: Today would have been Mr Rogers’ 84th birthday. Thanks for showing me how to rock a cardigan and always been a kind neighbor. true story: one time some dudes stole
1143goodz: no dude i promise im not fucking your ex girl friend i mean she wasn't your ex when i fucked her
dippinfan: roughntoughuniverse: Damn- im in love. Who is this macho dude, anyone? and…I’m hard. http://www.dippinfan.tumblr.com/archive