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finish the gym, went to breakfast with my sister, shower the dogs, clean the house, shower myself and now im taking a lil rest before laundry and picking up @axxxstranger from the airport. Im still waiting for the directv dude since 8am
“Man im high as fuck… And horny…. Come suck this dick!!”But im a guy… You sure?“Damn it dude just fucking take my cock! Or I’ll make you..”
pushedgold: mirahmirror: femmelillies: rulerqueenbee567: animostic: “NOW IM MAD” videos I put together Who isn’t the dude in this room? animostic i’m so upset im so dead idk why ! this shit is hilarious i hate/love yall
kalyfornia: zaysito: ghdos: dapierco: m0ntreux: Chief Keef I wanna break a nighas shit in like this one day How the fuck do you even let another dude do some shit like this to you? man down im goin to hell for how hard im laughing right now
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neptunain: what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
powerburial: First they came for JonTron and I said nothing because im not a fat weiro with a bird Next they came for Pewdiepie and I didnt speak up because im not a weirdass finnish dude or whatever Finally they came for me, and no one was left to
rlmjob: real talk living in vermont is like thrusting me into the straight spectrum like when im in boston all I care about is being with this one dude but when im at school I have no interest in boys and like watch straight porn also side note straight
belly-babe: my friend: ooh im so stuffed that was so goodme: *blushing*friend: man i literally cant move im soooo fullme: *sweats nervously*friend: my shirt is riding up wtfme: *SWEATS P R O F U S E L Y*friend: *rubbing protruding gut* ugh dude look
because-im-freaking-greed: mrbritishhimself: shrikestrike: sportsketball: good non gendered words to say instead of dude to someone who doesnt want to be called a dude buddy bud pal neighbor *australian voice* mate *cowboy voice* partner don’t
officialunitedstates: prison guard: what do you want for your last meal prisoner: all you can eat buffet THE NEXT DAY prison guard: come on man times up we gotta go do the thing prisoner: IM STILL EATING DUDE IM STILL EATING
hundredsofsmallbirds: zacksfairest: hundredsofsmallbirds: fuck ME, dude, im still laughing at this hey dude do you take constructive criticism? what issue could you possibly take with this
lovely-awkward-child: im half listening to aaron play battlefield 4 and i swear to christ he just said dude im tea bagging your dead corpse right now i swear he’s not fucking 22
classicallyleone: sloppy: follow me on ello What’s ello? i dont even know dude, i barely know where im at or what im doing half the time. help me.
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like a slug the fuck you mean it looks
classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability man. It looks like
knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: classicallyleone: knifeandlighter: im like if picasso and freaking rembrandt had a kid or whatever. im a fuckin artist dude. artiste. fucking art house and stuff. gotdamn i got artistic ability
i hate when good gifs got a watermark on them. like fuck you dude im not going to steal your shit. and now im not going to advertise it either. fall in a well.
classicallyleone replied to your post:blech, i hate when people put gotdamn uh… put them… watermark yeaaaaaaaaaaah, that’s the word. like dude, im not going to promote your shit on my shit. like im already giving you props by rebloggin
2cuuuute replied to your post:i mean i hold the door for women and tell them i… “and im lazy” nice nice oh dude im so fucking lazy. chasing her down. asking her name. ughhhhhhh, so much workkkkkkkkkkkk. i aint got it in me man. i just
man im watching this show about wild animals or whatever attacking the rich folks who own them and im lol’ing at the talker voice over guy talking about how it’s a “reminder of mother nature” or whatver. Dude come on now. If you own a lion and
ladlelickedbarnaby: gandalfexmachina: JESUS CHRIST, AIM. I JUST WANT TO IM LADLE. LET ME IM LADLE. HOW DO I INSTANT MESSAGE? 8D add me on facebook perhaps and I can find you through there? Dude I am so sorry about all of this nonsense. XD Yeah, sure,
ladlelickedbarnaby: gandalfexmachina: ladlelickedbarnaby: gandalfexmachina: JESUS CHRIST, AIM. I JUST WANT TO IM LADLE. LET ME IM LADLE. HOW DO I INSTANT MESSAGE? 8D add me on facebook perhaps and I can find you through there? Dude I am so sorry
milajedora: You have that look in your eyes, from the forest.
canyourlawnmowerdothis:im full of an untamable rage that constantly seethes beneath my skin but im a real laid back dude dont worry about that
unclefather: airrogance: perftag: im gonna vomit this dude so wild he really typed a whole fuckin paragraph endorsing rape jokes i imagine that dude typing that whole paragraph with cheeto dust covered fingers and then when he’s done he tips his
sinbadism: acrossgust: im pretty sure this dude’s picture could kick your ass through the computer screen this dudes hair is currently kicking my ass
~raps~ ♫♪cars and cribs they dont mean shit. dudes hustling for that green shit. ease back w/ that weak ass crew. im not hating. i just dont like you. playtime comes after paper. plenty of time for chicks later. ease back w/ that weak ass crew. im
i feel like these days the side chicks dont know how to stay in their lanes. they gotta make it let it be known “im screwing your husband” or “im messing around with your dude”. if you are going to be a side chick stay in your
faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it for me I laughed way too much lolol im wheezing omg A+
itsthighnoon: itsthighnoon:watching art tutorials while im not feelin so great is the best bc this dudes like “im going to teach you how to draw hands… the feet of the arms” and i lost my shit fjkdslfaew “i dont know if youve taken the time
deadjosey: selphhhhhhh: “dude im a plant” good vibes dude good vibes
basedmanga: baddude: “im a goddam villain i like destroyed the shit outta this world.” naruto: yeah but you wann be my friend? bad dude:”no??? what the fuck??? im tryina destroy the world???” *naruto beats the shit outta the villain* naruto:
cuntgradulation: ISNT THIS THE CUTEST SWEATSHIRT EVER THOUGH OMG im in love ok im never taking it off its from here dudes they have other awesome stuff as well you should totally go and take a look
wiredaddict: hallaisme247: laurdlannister-kingslayer: yellowjuice: laurdlannister-kingslayer: yellowjuice: laurdlannister-kingslayer: yellowjuice: Joyner Lucas mad talented can’t believe I was sleeping on this dude the dude that mad the im not
babyfacejayy: beckystears: zumainthyfuture: onlyblackgirl: rudegyalchina: blackinamerica: cquickmm: 954lgnd: im homie in the blue on the left ^^😂😂 lol Dude in blue had me cryin. I’m both of the dudes in the blue lol
plantfcker: im ok bro *sniffles* totally ok *starts to cry* dude im so good right now
i-effed-it-all-up: girls always are willing to attack their own sex. “im only friends with boys, less drama.” “girls are crazy.” “im not like other girls!” but dudes are so quick to defend theirs. “not all men!” and that is because girls
heatoise: davefan420: heatoise: heatoise: what the fuck even is pikmin. what are those big dudes To clarify im talking the BIG dudes. the big guys this guy? NOW THIS is the guy
850swoosh: deadjosey: selphhhhhhh: “dude im a plant” good vibes dude good vibes This pot feels a lot like potatoes mannnn
jarheadjay: buttsballsandboners: jarheadjay: instalads: Nice view. I want to fuck the short dude. Im with ya on fuckin the short dude! I say we get together and tag team that hot fucker.
cybeast-gregar: andry-00: cybeast-gregar: i love that pic of that dude just sleeping and the other dude with like a flamethrower or something being just like “hey wake up” ya know what im talking about right thank you so much
blackmeet3: IM A TOP DUDE…BUT DUDE HAS A NICE DIKK
8teenbayblog: I’m Isabel – Threesome With Two Dudes. DOWNLOAD HERE: http://8teenbay.net/im-isabel-threesome-with-two-dudes/
2southboysnz: ** Here’s a lil treat for ya my followers **3 Auckland dudes fuck… myself and another dude fuck a bottom boi, my cock is the 2nd one you see in the vid or when im filming and fucking, the other top has a huge cock as well. The bottom
onlyblackgirl: phnxrsng: onlyblackgirl: cinabonjovi: pussylipgloss: egobirth: stop.lme this is really hot im the black dude trying not to scream Listen. Sometimes the music just be that good. But where is dudes headphones??? His mind are the
stimpoweredgiraffe: im not a homestuck anymore bro i swear, this hypothetical strife specibus, chumhandle, god tier, dreamself, quest planet, sprite prototypes, and fetch modus are just for emergencies i swear. dude. dude i swear. this trollsona is just
shacklekrunk: xcosmicrainxx said:can you draw dp rammin peter into the mattress or into whatever lmao??? could b spideyface or not ill meet u halfway last spideypool for a while cause im tired of drawin dudes and drawin dudes encourages people to
