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nonperforming: lyjerria:he got her a tent and a box of butterflies for their anniversary. I wanna scream because when will you dudes EVER???????????! everything is mediocre compared to this!!!! fuck im ruined
humiliatedmen: Dude! Put the camera away! Im naked!
pardonmewhileipanic: volchonok522: bi-fly-and-datingaguy: faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just sold it
midnightecchioverdrive: some random ruin for Lamia Dude. now im off to do some cleaning. if you need me, message me. i will get to them soon.~~Wolfie
starklord-dude-of-the-north: disneybombshell: c-a-bergamot: 100% all but one of them are Americans. DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK DWAYNE JOHNSON LOOKS LIKE THE ROCK!?!? I sincerely hope im not infected with the ammount of stupid in this post.
asap-rock-lee: man i left to get some cereal and i come back to people trying too hard lol. also if you’re gonna insult a dude’s dick, don’t do it on anon because im just gonna assume you just sus.
myhiddengayside: My Hidden Gay Side: Massive Photo Bomb Monday, Enjoy ! Im all hot and bothered ! Blond dude with the perfect dick for sucking. I bet I could get his entire dick AND balls in my mouth ! That drives guys WILD. Suck that dick
thegannoncannon: thegannoncannon: yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude
domdadonwon: vinebox: bruh lol but i actually know this dude though im crying rn lmfao
anotherlovemisfit: dynastylnoire: emiliogorgeous: dawg, this my every day outfit. Im sick. I am crying! if yo “dude” dress like this on the regular I guarantee yall ain’t never been on a real date before.
lovemissangela: localstarboy: THIS DUDE REALLY SQUARED UP WITH A KANGAROO TO HELP HIS DOG LMAOOOOO IM CRYINGFJDEFVG
chuck8813: lilitaliansubbie2387: Mistress taking care of her good boy! I love how he takes this fat cock all in his ass 💓 molonlabe88 Dude you are so lucky im jealous!!!!
slydigger: jack-frost-rotg: slydigger: NSFW!!!! only 18+ will understand!!!!! dude im 15 and i get it I’m calling the cops!!! look at how perverted today’s youth is!!!!
consultingmoosecaptain: OK BUT DUDES CAN WE TALK ABOUT PAUL MICHAEL’S JEWELRY DESIGNS JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT MAN IM DYING IT’S PRETTY FUCKIN EXPENSIVE BUT I TELL YOU WHAT MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS DEFINITELY SLIPPING A WONDER WOMAN RING ONTO MY
pulpfanfiction: nayx: Print it. Fuck it. am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused
benepla: i hate airpods dude id rather be broke than have two lil tiny things to keep track of. “oh there’s like a carrier” muh muh muh like i’ll remember the carrier when im barreling out of my door with the bus coming in 2 minutes. an airpod
nastiebottom: Big dick ass white dude, im gettin so wet.
royalroxy: jazzie560: cowboyjean: DOES AN ANIME OPENING EVER MAKE YOU WANT TO DO BACKFLIPS AND KILL A DUDE the picture isn’t loading but im going to guess its attack on titan related
theliesofrello: libertarirynn: naijabutterfly: thehighpriestofreverseracism: viachia: meccadelic: It’s Uncanny Lisa!😂 He looked like he wanted to laugh and die at the same time lmao im fucking weak this dude is pure professionalism -
coast-robbo: lotthirtyseven: im laughing the option is literally just ‘boob’ #BOOB OR DIE DUDE#YOU EITHER BOOB#OR YOU DIE
hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so sorry dude
mexicanoprince: duxford-air-museum: wizardshark: dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this im the same way with Chopped
hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude
art-in-distress: im-fairly-whitty: positivityparker: You know I had to do it to em “Dude, I dare you to dab.” “What? No, someone will see me someday, it’ll end up all over tumblr or something.” “Oh come on, no one’s ever going to find
stimman4000:bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude
renguro-main:bileshroom:solitomatonic:im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language so far ive gotget his assthats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)fat fuck fridayshouting “fuck yeah dude”
peopledontalwayssuck:spiroandthelacktones: bi-fly-and-datingaguy: faidflourite: colt-kun: ailea: kiss-me-im-irish-baby: metalhearted: This guy loves this job! This dude needs an Oscar lol like holy shit when he eats that chicks head!! That just
powerbottomlup: shitgunner: god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out
ghostcrows:dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he’s not really in my life anymore
kankrivantas:kankrivantas:IM TRYING TO READ THIS MANGA CALLED “YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND” BUT ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT ONE YUGIOH DUDE FROM THE QUIZ RESULT YOU KNOW THE ONE
theverge: We were promised flying cars; we got a dude riding a swarm of ugly drones. This is not the beautiful future that Epcot promised. im fine with it :P
fuckingoblin: im watching cutthroat kitchen and this dude just unpacked his knife kit and in it he has an honest to god axe. like a literal axe. you could use it to cut down a tree probably. what the fukc
dongstomper: “hey dude nice shitpost” me: *doesnt hear them because im deep in the amazon rainforest discovering rare new species of birds*
lowernorfair: relishboi: lowernorfair: Oh fuck dude watch out! its Sans Undertale! please dont post him please please im begging you Oh God He’s Here.
itwashotwestayedinthewater: im so glad i have a snapshot of a night where i was at some random weird dudes’ apartment at 5am and some guy says “my great grandfather immigrated here from texas……..after MURDERING TWO MEN”
helly-watermelonsmellinfellon: notmattsmith: tbh some fandoms can get real annoying but avatar is the one im never gonna get tired of like dude omg unproblematic favs they’re like the thomas sanders or uptown funk of fandom Dat gif tho.
tainbocuailnge: awkwardcollegenewbie: tainbocuailnge: really love men in dresses but so much ‘anime men in dresses’ art seems to do it as a humiliation thing w the dude being all embarrassed and that’s not what im here for man. that’s not what
princexdante: gunbird2: princexdante: gunbird2: Me: *screenshots thingns my girlfriend said to me so i can read it again later* Me: yeah im not gay Dude no offense, I don’t want go sound like an sjw or anything, but if you have you have a girlfriend
rcktpwr: ugh dude im so fucking pregnant. dont think i can make it to the rager tonight :\
lovelylazerlady: spiroandthelacktones: diarrheaworldstarhiphop: HE FUCKING GRINDED THE ENTIRETY OF YHE GRANVILLE BRIDGE OFFRAMP THATS A LONG ASS RAMP this dude unlocked the infinite grind cheat in real life Im so glad for the music choice
afterword:hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza
afterword:afterword:hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizzaALTthis is exactly the way i meant it :) the sooner u love urself the sooner we can all play mario
pines-ghosts: Wirt:…Dip…you need help?..Dipper: W-what?…ammm n-no thanks im fine….why you ask? ….Wirt:…Dude….Dipper:…what?…..Wirt: *smiles* your book is upside down…Dipper:……..*thinking*….damn damn damn damn damn damn damn
duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: duhdean: omg this dude is like yelling a phone conversation outside im pretty sure his gf is breaking up with him i have discovered
lesbianpoisonivy: lesbianpoisonivy: if superman doesnt re appear on justice league like metro man did then im not interested… like diana n bruce go to his apartment to find info n hes just there chilling on his pjs like “i just needed a break my dudes..
notquite09thereyet: dragon-of-creation: Im.. Soft 🥺🥺🥺 cr. Dude I am crying. This is so beautiful.
thegannoncannon: yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude
glowcloud: as a straight dude im tired of all these yaoi fangirls thinking heterosexual characters like kaworu and shinji are anything more than best bros. as a straight bro, me and my straight bro friends like to hold each others hands and look at the
dammit-jim-im-a-blog: gamtav88: brooklyn-knight: jalexintheimpala: god bless gordan ramsey Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome. because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore