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If huge bugs were to be here and wanted to fuck to be honest I’d give it a shot you never know. They might actually be really good at mating with humans! They could lay their eggs in me all they want!
pigboyny: masterboibinder: He was told there were six of his classmates who were interested in sucking his cock. They said they’d let him free if he could guess which mouth belonged to which cocksucker… If he failed to guess all six in the correct
silentmight: What happened?I wonder, if our past selves as a child were given a chance to have a glimpse of what they’d be in 10 years time, would they want to be an adult after all?Children, don’t grow up too fast.Even if you may or may not have
kerrypolka: kinkstertime: This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if
cheeseanonioncrisps:ironychan:I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.If all we had of elephants were fossils
scheherazadesdiary: laughterkey: tehawesome: “How do you like living alone, Henry?” I ask myself. “I’ve got a better question,” I reply. “What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?”
because-blackgirls-duh: hyper-grellian: Well…he did some petty shit at the concert was he not expecting this? Nigga what? Are you uncivilized? They were songs and pictures. If Meek mill wants to shoot niggas for that, all he has truly demonstrated
haik-choo: request: i read your haikyuu as boyfriend headcannons and 🥺 they were so cute!! if you don’t mind can i get some hcs of your first kiss with noya and hinata 💞 a/n: yess!!!! YES!!!!! your mind…i decided to do all of the first years
thehillsarenothere: okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
laughing-trees: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years
a-miks-peaks: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert… All i see is this fricking guy in
mutualize: MUTUALIZES POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. I am hosting this giveaway to celebrate reaching my goal of 30,000 followers. There
mutualize: MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and
mutualize: . As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways, but if anyone wants proof that they were legit and people actually won, go here. The reason I am able to do this giveaway, is because I have earned a ton of paypal money by using something called
francisco-loves-ass: butteater: hobiekat: When did they get so nice!grippiud: if this were my handyman, I’d break shit all the time broforbro: handyman (via hobiekat)(via butteater)(via francisco-loves-ass)
rubbermack66: worldofboobs: If only they were real… However in saying that maybe Leanne is going down the Linsey Dawn McKenzie route whereby she had amazing implant boobs and everybody loved her/them . Now all Leanne has do is get some serious hardcore
femalefeet99: pipersweetfeet: It’s not #TBT yet, but one of my clients recently told me he has seen one, if not all these photos somewhere I didn’t post them. He said they were “famous” so, I thought I’d post them again and give credit to
theyellowbrickroad: what if someone sent you an ask to check out their blog and you were being polite so you went to look at their blog and there were pictures of your family all over like all they posted were pictures of your family what would you do
outlandersassenach: “I wished I were dead. And if I’d kept my eyes shut, I could almost touch the edges of oblivion. But I had made a promise and I had to keep it. Even if it meant living a life I no longer wanted. He was gone. They all were gone.
urbanthropologie: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years -
odinsblog: The way that the Stand Your Ground statute is used in jury instructions boils down to this: ALL THAT ANY NON-BLACK SHOOTER NEEDS TO DO IS TO SAY THAT THEY WERE AFRAID FOR THEIR LIFE…because scary Black person. It matters very little if the
hothotasians: As requested, the girls on guys version of the sleep assault post! Sorry, these were all I could find . If anyone got more videos of girls using guys as they sleep, send them my way please! Videos: One, Two, Three.
dirtygirlsshare: like2watch69: saythankyoumaster: I invited the girls over after the club. We had some more shots. One thing led to another and before I knew it, they were naked and moaning all over my cock. I wouldn’t be upset if it was my wife
tehawesome: “How do you like living alone, Henry?” I ask myself. “I’ve got a better question,” I reply. “What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?”
themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage from an actual concert… All
bauliya: if-dementors-were-pink: book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house book
psychosematic: you’d think that if you were a teacher and you gave your students a quiz that they all did badly on that maybe you’re not teaching the material well enough for them to explain it
edwardspoonhands: shordibynature: Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll If the writer of this poll had had ũ,000,000 of start-up money we would all be shitting ourselves over how visionary they were and how their monumental mind changed
bifetpair: And all of the photos were on a night we planned to meet another pair… One of the sites we are on asks you to rate your readiness to play with a little meter. Ours went to eleven, but alas no play with others (not sure if they are on here,
stratisx: This hot straight Arab guy was trying to pick up my friend on the beach… They chatted for a bit and then he sent her picks of his cock that scared her off… Now if she were a gay boy she would be all over that cock.
helenish: Let’s get real, if I were gonna bang anyone on Teen Wolf, it would be THIS GUY: 1. Teens on the show: ugh, gross, they would be terrible, all jackrabbit humping and Axe. 2. Papa Stilinski might cry. 3. Derek Hale would DEFINITELY cry and
laughing-treees: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years the notessss 😱
princessharumi: if i were asked what my ot4 was it would be these guys, i ship all 4 together in every mix and match way, they’re also my favorite trolls
nyl2: Sixty-SixthFull Animation:WebMMEGABlowjob:WebMGFY (low quality) Amazon:WebMGFY (low quality)I made a longer animation. It’s pretty bad. If someone else made this I’d think they were a sociopath. It’s all happy go lucky and then it
orange-plum:ruinedchildhood:They need these at all parties. We had this thing at our school called stoplight day kinda like this. If you were in a relationship you wore a red shirt, it’s complicated was a yellow shirt, and single was a green shirt.
ironychan:I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related
jetix:jetix:Get rid of “Read” indicators on all messengers ever lolIts stupid were at a point where people are anxious to just open and read a message without the other person throwing a fit if they arent responded to immediately
clouted: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years space is amazing
on-her-knees-to-please: kneehighsandlows: please-and-thankyouus: slutty-little-alien: on-her-knees-to-please: Omg what if they remade Toy Story by all of the toys were actually sex toys. The main character could still potentially be named Woody.
mindsonthebigoh: WE ARE MINDSLOSTINLUST.TUMBLR.!!! THEY DECIDED TO BAN ALL OF OUR BLOGS. IF YOU WERE A FAN BEFORE THIS IS OUR NEW PAGE!
thesecretsubject: They say the eyes are the window to the soul, so stare into mine and see what you can see… 😈😉 No no no, no trying to steal either my soul or my mind! If Ackbar were here he’d tell all of you it’s a trap!
Miley Cyrus says, “When I shared a picture of my tattoo on my Twitter page and said, “All LOVE is equal,” a lot of people mocked me —they said, ‘What happened to you? You used to be a Christian girl!’ And I said, ‘Well, if you were
Okay, people with vaginas. If you get yeast infections… just listen to what I have to say for a lil bit. I used to get yeast infections all the damn time. I mean like… once a month and they were HORRIBLE. So of course I read into what could
