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Sometimes I think about the crazy situations people end up in, all the drama they go through, and I think that if I were put in those situations, I would probably have multiple convictions for aggravated assault.
sexhaver: broke: only slash three tires because if you slash all four then insurance will cover it but they won’t cover three (this is literally not true btw and could serve to establish in court that you were slashing their tires to cause maximum
confession: I frantically checked my new school’s calendar to make sure that their graduation date didn’t conflict with my current place and thankfully it doesn’t! so I’ll be able to see my bbs graduate this june :’)
There was a “Birthstones” category on Jeopardy! today and my little sister was so excited. She was like “we’re going to love this category!” and hi-fived me after all the ones that were SU Gems
btw, if you’ve never read the Guide to the Crystal Gems (which you should, because its excellent), those statements in my last post were from intros written by Steven about the Gems. They’re all what Steven thinks. He loves his Gem family so much
That damn Pokemon dying alone in the Pokeball post really made me sad. It makes me think of all the Pokemon I lost when I stopped playing my games and then the save batteries ran out of charge and my save files were lost. I wonder if they realized I was
ksubied: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years (18+ only)
i heard a conversation on the radio on my way to work yesterday morning and they were talking about how some women (notice i said some. not all) wont marry a dude if the ring isnt blingy or flashy looking or is too plain and simplistic. now ik for some
soft-goth: bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed
greedsnotbad: luckied: I think that’s it. It sounds right,but doesn’t feel right. ’Live and let go’? Who comes up with this shit… Hell if I know. They were on crack for all we know. Who would want to use crack when we have smokes.
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: I think that’s it. It sounds right,but doesn’t feel right. ’Live and let go’? Who comes up with this shit… Hell if I know. They were on crack for all we know. Who would want to use
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: I think that’s it. It sounds right,but doesn’t feel right. ’Live and let go’? Who comes up with this shit… Hell if I know. They were on crack for all we know.
leeloodallasmultigrain: Really cut bodybuilders sculpt their muscles for show and definition—but the actual strongest people in the world are all fat. If there were real Hulks, they’d look more like this!
agenderss: notlostonanadventure: THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD Student: “What if I wanna have sex before I get married?” Teacher: *matter
junkyardindafrontyard: if they all were like this…JUNKY
bauliya: if-dementors-were-pink: book one harry: *loses 2 house points* oh my god they’re all going to hate me this is the biggest atrocity i have ever committed in my academic career, i have forever tarnished the reputation of gryffindor house book
worldofboobs: If only they were real… However in saying that maybe Leanne is going down the Linsey Dawn McKenzie route whereby she had amazing implant boobs and everybody loved her/them . Now all Leanne has do is get some serious hardcore porno under
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
itsaliencum: lagonegirl: Why isn’t this on the news? Why aren’t people talking about it? I swear if it were a white judge even once, they would be all over it. Omg!
laughing-trees: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years can you imagine?? i’d never go inside.
lingeriediva: All those ribbons! Swoon. Oh my those ribbons…if only they were red!!!
nigga-chan: if you see a game, comic, or show that was made in japan and everyone in it has Japanese names, was born and raised in japan , and speaks Japanese and you think the characters are white guess what they’re Japanese
lagonegirl: Why isn’t this on the news? Why aren’t people talking about it? I swear if it were a white judge even once, they would be all over it.
robert-downey-jesus: failbag: what if all vowels were a’s halla yas ma nama as manaca A’m watchang saparnataral what abaat yaa it’s like a whole new language I think I’m on to something here #thats not a new language thats a boston accent
hieroglyphical: a-little-eye-magic: hey—casbutt: tribbletron: sam-and-dean-inthetardis: I get the feeling that if Sam and Dean were to meet a dementor and it tried to feed on one of their souls, it would end up throwing it back up and be all “no”
poisonivysgorillasuit: Idk if y’all realized our babies were on idol tonight
rebelholmes: questioningthenormal: you dangerous, dangerous people That’s what I never understand about the purge movies, if all laws were suspended I still don’t want to commit fucking MURDER.
fandomsandfeminism: oh-snap-pro-choice: It’s almost like pro choicers were right all along about birth control being the best way to reduce abortion rates…. go figure. -Lemon It’s almost like if you make is really easy for people who don’t
chrstopher: magnemite-not-make-it: the-vortexx: If real life was like The Sims OH THATS WHAT IT WAS I think all of us thought we were reading the most fucked up post on tumblr and halfway through realized what it was
fxancy: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years +
luvverybbc: If women were truly free, that’s what they would be all doing
this-is-aly-r: I would once push till my thighs felt like they were ripping. But if i touched my head, that was good, right? Not so much. Forcing yourself through unnecessary pain just to achieve something that you think is right, is all wrong. Instead
roboticdreams: what if you were cooking with a robot and asked them to please crack the eggs for you and they happily said “right away!” and then proceeded to smash all of the eggs against your counter top
scheherazadesdiary: laughterkey: tehawesome: “How do you like living alone, Henry?” I ask myself. “I’ve got a better question,” I reply. “What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?”
laughing-treees: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years
sketchmourne: If you’ve ever looked up blood elf warrior lore you probably didn’t find much. In-game, they should’ve launched with The Burning Crusade but warriors were removed at the last moment. Blood elves eventually got warriors in Cataclysm
mutualize: . As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways, but if anyone wants proof that they were legit and people actually won, go here. The reason I am able to do this giveaway, is because I have earned a ton of paypal money by using something called
mutualize: MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAYAs you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and
thehillsarenothere: okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
hothotasians: As requested, the girls on guys version of the sleep assault post! Sorry, these were all I could find . If anyone got more videos of girls using guys as they sleep, send them my way please! Videos: One, Two, Three.
odinsblog: The way that the Stand Your Ground statute is used in jury instructions boils down to this: ALL THAT ANY NON-BLACK SHOOTER NEEDS TO DO IS TO SAY THAT THEY WERE AFRAID FOR THEIR LIFE…because scary Black person. It matters very little if the
laughing-trees: If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky. They’re all out there, we just can’t see them Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years
just-shower-thoughts: If the dead were to ever rise from their graves, they would all be really well dressed.
thehillsarenothere:okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong
wintercest: #i love how even if sam hadn’t put up all the decorations and decided to do the christmas thing #dean was going to make sure sam got presents no matter what #just like when they were kids (via)
cah: jennhasablog: trinandtonic: tehawesome: “How do you like living alone, Henry?” I ask myself. “I’ve got a better question,” I reply. “What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?”
evilwizard:delmondo:if this were my baby skull i would gild it with gold and put it on the head of a cane and walk around with it, and all the buttons on my waistcoat would be my gold-covered baby teeth. and they would call me golden skeleton baby man.
biwhorehusband: machodesungao: http://www.machodesungao.tumblr.com/ If that were me rest assured they’d all get a turn.
