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“Like, they just feel so good when I let them loose, y'know? I dunno if they were, like, always this big, but I think that, um… What was I saying? All I can think about is your big dick.” “I know, slut,” I told my boss&rsq
askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
girl-16-charmingbutinsane: I can’t say I’m really happy with this, but can you imagine all the trouble they would get into if they were childhood friends? P.S. Happy Bryke Appreciation Day! Korra Kids X3
kindlybeatingher: I wonder who the person was that started the myth that all women want to be treated as if they were made of glass? They didn’t do women any favors that’s for sure Love it
hulkish: mariahilled: #you know if they were guys tumblr would be ALL OVER this shit #are you kidding me I AM ALL OVER THIS SHIT
vornyartchallenges: Due Date: Friday, February 21st 2014 Description: Cherries, pudding, cake, drinks! They would all be better if they were ponies! Make a delicious food a delicious pony! It calls to me
Meetup DrawsMost, but not all of these, are requests I recieved at a Season 7 Start Meetup of Horseshow in Vienna. They’re not chronologically. If they were you could see my downwoard spiral into insanity as the requests got more fucked as the meetup
dynastylnoire: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: memoirsofaimperfectblackgirl: Six black people were shot in my city San Diego today… All they were doing
anderjak-creations: Tasha drew me a Ginger Lily so clearly I had to draw her wonderful Neroll. And then I drew Khaliyah and Irokah postulating what they would do if they were to ever come across Neroll. All’s fair in love and war, though they may be
“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.” ― Jane Austen, Persuasion
sumisa-lily:“I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.” ― Jane Austen, Persuasion
wakaflockathon: all they did was ask if they were a lesbian and they fucking freaked out with some pseudodeep shit that has nothing to do with the question
lookatthisfuckinradfem: doctorofdragons: lookatthisfuckinradfem: Well, you know…shit. Where are all the pro-lifers protesting this? I mean, it would be a lot easier for people to go through pregnancy and childbirth if they were assured they wouldn’t
lennat2: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: Imagine if Steven threw a birthday party for the Rubies and they were all driving around in the kazoo racer cars Crashing into everything, since they probably don’t know how to drive cars (Doc might be a
brattybimbotrap: strokewhore:“C’mon stroker, you can do better than that. Just look at my fuckbags!”“Would it help if I spit all over them until they were all slick and shiny?”
sithgirl13: “the gems are all girls because they look like girls!!!”“i don’t get why anyone could like greg, he’s just a deadbeat dad!!!”“rose was only big because she was pregnant, besides i can draw her skinny if i want!!!”“ruby and
some japanese person friended me a few days ago?? idk if they were from a squid party or what thoand they sent me a handwritten message just now and all it says is “よろー”
eccentric-nae: squeezemetillipop: nabyss: thetruthspeakslife: aliyamirat: synfulsaint: whyyoustabbedme: How that many people even saw that??? I bet they heard it tho. From the windows and indoor too They all came out to see if they were
pussy-money-weeze: usernamegameon100: maybe-itdoesntmatterr: thatpettyblackgirl: That’s fucking crazy Isn’t that just a ticket? They most likely thought he couldn’t afford his car and were hoping if they took him in, they could catch him
sassy-satan: otpdestiel: deaneggsandsam: WHAT IF SUPERNATURAL IS ACTUALLY ALL DEAN’S STORYLINE AND HE’S A MENTAL PATIENT IN AN ASYLUM IMAGINING EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENED SO FAR BECAUSE HE FAILED TO CARRY SAMMY OUT OF THE FIRE BECAUSE IF HE WERE
pokedexgirlfriend: IF SOMEBODY ADMITS THEY WERE WRONG AND APOLOGIZE AND TAKE ALL POSSIBLE STEPS TO CORRECT THEIR MISTAKES YOU DONT KEEP YELLING AT THEM OKAY
vickisaurusrex: “When I was your age, I had to deal without all these electronics.” That’s because when you were my age they didn’t exist. I bet my right arm if they had, you would have also wanted them very badly, so I don’t want to
bogleech: What if you were friends with some weird alien and it didn’t wear any type of clothes and you just figured it didn’t come from a culture that wore clothes but then you finally visited its planet and they’re all totally dressed how would
badcompanys: that one female character that a lot of people hate and when questioned they all say “we would hate them if they were a guy too!!” buT YOU KNOW YOU KNOW THAT IS A PACK OF LIES
fckyeahprettyafricans: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE NIGERIANS AND AKINTUNDE!!!! Speaking of Black Excellence (2nd Picture): They say never judge a book by its cover! For many people, if they were to come across 17-year-old, 6’1″ Akintunde Ahmad with his
awesometittyuniverse: luisflakis: maxed-bimbo: Just me bouncing my maxed out 2,250cc boobies ☺️ [oc] Me encantan las de dos mil y pico 😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 If they were maxed out they wouldn’t bounce at all.
estebanjulioricardodelarosa: bertmccrackwhore: whats if someone was having sex and they were all like “WHAT’S MY NAME WHAT’S MY NAME.” ect. and their partner blurts out “Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez” Happens to me ALL
amberandfriends: “The entire ‘Glee’ cast was there,they told me to look at them if I felt nervous, and I remember looking down from the balcony, seeing 10,000 people, then seeing them and they were all crying. I just thought ‘That’s not helping!”
I think that if I asked anyone in my family if they were happy, no one above the age of 15 would say yes. And that can really screw someone up, being surrounded by people with various mental illnesses all of their life.
ohheyitsshanaj: anarchyinblack: just-shower-thoughts: All churches should be homeless shelters at night Good thing the government is here to keep us safe from giving people shelter
captainspensaurus: tippingtimeless: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am
slut—degradation: “I hate to hear you talk about all women as if they were fine ladies instead of rational creatures. None of us want to be in calm waters all our lives.” ― Jane Austen, Persuasion
collegecutiepie: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to
smilesforthepoor: collegecutiepie: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am
firesuperstar:I had this dream that for some reason Mcdonalds was giving out Gorillaz toys to celebrate the new album and they would say things if u pressed a button like any good Mcdonalds toy and they were all nice except the Murdoc one said something
jetix:jetix:Get rid of “Read” indicators on all messengers ever lolIts stupid were at a point where people are anxious to just open and read a message without the other person throwing a fit if they arent responded to immediately
thesuburbanerd:the-library-alcove:grandalchemistpt:demilypyro:demilypyro:I dunno I mean I knew a lot of Americans were against it but I assumed they were all elitist right wing weirdos.What’s the mainstream left wing position then if it’s
joshfranchunky: isn’t it funny how our favorite band members walk around in public and are probably barely noticed cause no one knows who they are but if they were around us we’d all be screaming and fainting
sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with
“The girl, because she was so hard to draw, really, the line density and all that stuff, that they could only do, if they were really lucky, maybe eight drawings a day. (*Chuckles*) Eight drawings a day. That’s one drawing, one girl an hour, but
honeydewhearts: toughtink: xosailormars: gothgirlvyx: Amazing (and expensive) Sailor Moon rings :3 Available here.I need them all so much! These are SO cute WHY ARE THEY SO EXPENSIVE AAAAAGH i’d be alll over these if they were cheaper and thinner.
noodel-the-cat: things-inbetween: omnisam: pyramage: Paolo Sebastian, F/W 2015 aka: dresses I’d sell a kidney for I will never not reblog this. It’s so beautiful. I would find every excuse to wear all of these if they were mine. I want all
lovetastesbetterwithakiss: collegecutiepie: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin
It was all she could do to keep her hand outside her dress as she waited for the other students to exit the classroom. When they were all gone, Alice looked at Mr. Crude, blushed and asked if she could tell him a secret.“You’ll have to promise not
Riley’s baby started getting cranky while she walked through the art museum with Mr. Crude. He looked around to see if there were other people in the room and seeing that they were all alone, he suggested she feed Emma to quiet her.Riley giggled
marriedjock8: If they were going to be able to play at all this vacation, this was the moment. The girls had gone shopping and taken a day off from the beach, so they’d be gone for a couple hours at least. Kevin had waited all year for this and was
dirtyguysandholes:Just had to take off my pants and boxers dude. They were all sweaty after driving my truck all day and releasing some strong musky scent. Now get your face in my hairy ass and see if you can find the source.
crosbyshane: collegecutiepie: sideshowknob: SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline) and they were all out celebrating and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited
artemispanthar: lennat2: artemispanthar: artemispanthar: Imagine if Steven threw a birthday party for the Rubies and they were all driving around in the kazoo racer cars Crashing into everything, since they probably don’t know how to drive cars
breakfastbooty: I finished reading whatever Maria-sama manga chapters were on the internet and I gotta say, I think I liked it more than the anime, if that was possible (they were REALLY similar which makes sense)
gomez-n-morticia: Shannon in plastic wrap There are several more in this series, but they all show nipples, and it seems Tumblr has gone back to being afraid of the female nipple, as if they were genitals, but MALE NIPPLES ARE JUST FINE APPARENTLY.