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Guys- As if you hated it enough that you knew I was fucking your oldest daughter, she brought her little sister to play today. You’d be proud of your girls.
Guys- The wider I open your wives legs, the more you realize she was made for my cock instead if yours.
If that guy was at your urinal you wouldn’t be pissing for long.
Guys! I need your opinion here! So i was working on Nathen’s monthly picture. I made an elaborated background and everything (is not finished yet). And… realized it really looks better if I only put white background. BUuuuuuuuuuut it feels
If she’s stuck, she’s free to fuck! Part II(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1) 14:39: Some two other older guys, probably the janitor’s friends, arrived and they were all taking turns licking Ai’s pussy which was already full of juices. It was
If that guy was fucking my tight ass he wouldn’t even want to pull out and coat my insides with his warm jizz
Guys, if you really like a girl, you should tell her. If you really cared about her and thought she was worth it, you would tell her. Because how do you know she’s not lying in bed every night, wondering why she isn’t good enough?
If you guys thought Coulson's death was sad, imagine what happens when Stan Lee can't cameo anymore.
If a cishet woman was a necrophiliac, how… would that work? Dead guys don’t get boners, right?And why am I thinking this?!
Was walking my dogs just now, and this guy walked past me at a faster pace. About 15 feet behind him and I could still smell the stink. Holy shit, how can you not take a bath every thanksgiving or so? Also will be very disappointed if my next anon
If you guys use DVRs to record new SU episodes you may want to double check them, because on my DVR Thursday’s episode wasn’t flagged as new and wouldn’t have recorded on its own (I think CN moving the time slots made it think it was
Was at the bar earlier and this drunk guy came up to me, looked at my shirt and he said “I choose Dragonite” I told him if were talking 6th gen, that I choose Clefable :D Then we talked about the games for a bit and it was fun!! First time
If anyone wants to talk, im awake and drinking because I didn’t realize I was dating another guy who doesnt give a flying fuck that I give 150% more to this relationship than he does.
guy-plays-with-dolls: If I had to pick how I was going to die, it would be while saving sex with Natalie Dormer. Beginning with a sexy power struggle before she flashes those eyes, that stare that says “You know I can kill you, right?” I mean, preferably
If I woke up from a coma and a guy that looked like Channing Tatum told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.
mylesxmcgehee: sniffingwetpaint:lumberjack-of-all-trades:grinandclaireit: If I was gonna hire a dog walker off of Craigslist it’d be this guy Bahahaha d0gbl0g trentisproper
That’s actually how girls sit when they’re upset, and that’s actually how a guy would sit if he was upset.
countdankula: cannabiscaitlin: I’m not even joking guys. If I was a parent, I’d have to leave at least one, that’d be too mean as a parent, BUT my child has to smoke half of that jar with me. Half for the kid and whoever they smoke up, idgaf
wannawatchusfuck: I am nominating this guy for several awards: 1: simply finding this girl. whether she’s an escort or just a real freak, he deserves an award for his ability to find such a fun little slut. 2: Training her: if she was an anal virgin
hogtiedgirl: If I was being a bitch and a guy did this to me, I wouldn’t blame him.
Sometimes I feel like it would be more fun having a Tumblr blog if I was an attractive woman instead of being a nerdy looking white guy.
clannyphantom: i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass
want-2-watch-and-be-watched: I can’t tell who’s enjoying themselves more. The two women or the guy who’s jerking off so hard he’s shaking the camera. I have to admit, my camera work would be shaky too if I was filming this.
edcapitola2: scorpio6969:hoiphalloi: come on, anyone could suck his own cock if it was THAT big! You’d hardly have to bend down…!! usthemme: This is one damn talented guy! Follow Us,Them,Me Very nice. Follow me at http://edcapitola2.tumblr.com
-onyourknees: -princemickey: fantasticsteve: phoenicis-nido: riordam: Cough basalisk cough fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story guy
confessionsofasizequeen: damnitsbig: couple4hungxl: nessieboo69: Yea I’d be screaming my head off if that was fucking me WTF…how do we find a guy this hung?!?!! Holy shit! That’s such a a huge sexy dick!!! T she’s ballsy Now that’s
our-sexland: How many guys would need saving if she was the lifeguard?More Photos
hotbutterpopcorn: cocoamoon: live-love-libra: sizvideos: Video THE MOST ANNOYING SHIT EVER. AND GUYS THINK ITS CUTE.. IT’S DISGUSTING… if that was your daughter, girlfriend, mother, sister, then you’d have a problem with it… which would be
2hot2bstr8: ummmmmm this guy can fucking get it!!! handsome as HELL and if i was on that beach i wouldn’t be able to stop staring…. ♡♡♡♡♡
:When it calls for flower power, it’s these! Every guy who has seen these people panties has made some comment like “I want to bury my nose in those and smell YOUR flower”. But I’m not sure if it was flower power, or the power of something else
melaninboy: melaninboy: It’s gay for a guy to moan while having sex with a woman???? Omg there’s so many rules to being straight.📝📝📝📝📝📝 if there was a class on being straight I’d flunk Tf out lmao
Every stripper knows about chastity. Honestly, if I was ever to go home with a guy I met here, it would have to be a chastity boy. I want to OWN one.
slicende: themagentacolor: i-never-gave-a-fuckk: blackarican23: shemquestionmark: ri-vag-u-lous: tyleroakley: What if God was one of us? Meanwhile in Gym class… That guy getting hit must of been thinking “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck” Yessssss!
kuash: not porn just cool patterns if it was guy tits it wouldnt be a problem society is annoying
you’re a coding guy, why the fuck is my text doing this to my C’s? Why they keep lookin’ like O’s until a zoom in? The fuck is this, bro? It’s everyone on tumblr and wikis now, and I checked my settings on windows for text and it didn’t helped,
white-sissy-fantasy: ouchrun: ouchrun: bottomsup-bobbi: If that was me getting fucked by that stud,I would have taken his big dick from ass to mouth after blowing his load in me. Always feel so good fucking a guy anally and spraying my load in their
itseasytoremember: captaingalaga: jonathanforhire: The window washers at a children’s hospital in London dress up as super heroes to lift the children’s spirits. But you just know those guys already had those costumes. honestly if i was a window
theivorytowercrumbles Mafia!AU Cinder has me swoonin’ Also a ‘Thank you for 700 followers piece! You guys are awesome!
That Blake pic is suppose to be a part of a new photoset series thing I was thinkin of doin where all of the girls just got done with a fight, an ‘after battle’ series if you will. Should I do that or just all of them regular, no injuries?
artemispanthar: ‘eeey, I was right! (x)I would normally consider it a spoiler, but if they’re announcing it at SDCC, the crew doesn’t consider it a spoiler
Met a guy today who told me that he loved my sketches of Tuxedo Pearl and that he loved my backpack (which is the Steven one with the little belly gem) and if I was caught up on Steven universe and I think this is a beginning of a beautiful friendship
Even though nothing happened, I guess it still felt nice to get ready as if I was going to see you hopefully one day lol, a guy can dream, right?
just-shower-thoughts:“Fifty shades of grey” is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of “Criminal minds”.
februeruri: hey guys! i’ve browsed the eruri tags a lot in my time, and after a while, i started to wonder if there was a science to the way eruris came together. after months of extrensive research, i’m proud to finally present the februeruri field
nakiid-llif3: ( o Y o ) On A Train 🚄Nakiid LLif3~“How mad would you be if you where the guy sitting there was you and you ended up seeing this video noticing you missed out big”
grinandclaireit: If I was gonna hire a dog walker off of Craigslist it’d be this guy
pnobear: theruskies: Lucky girl. Fuck me, He’s so mighty! I Get A Kick Out Of Russian Guys 😱 Can’t blame her…I would be instagraming 24/7 if that was mah man! (and he’s a lucky dude too, she’s hot and petite lol)
vogue-gal: kuash: not porn just cool patterns if it was guy tits it wouldnt be a problem society is annoying So true
thetravelinbum:My twin brother, Michael and I have been best friends since we were born. We came out to one another after I found out that we slept with the same guy. Our mother decided to confront me one day and asked if I was gay. I immediately texted
can you guys just imagine a mass effect movie with FEMSHEP instead of manshep ON THE BIG SCREEN MAYBE IN 3D I DUNNO IT WOULD BE SO GLORIOUS and if liara was her romance in the movie that would just be icing on the cake but thats just me you know V//u//V
tavroctavio: jackierainbowsplat: This is my collection of Anime boobs and their physics of gravity about them. If any of you guys have any other anime boob defying gifs then you should add them to this post thanks. I’m sorry but there was no better
can I have this dance? i can feel you all judging me shut up i like this song anyways, right here Miku is teaching Luka how to dance and Luka is a bit nervous (if it wasn’t obvious ahaha i like to make sure u guys know whats up)
i would like to take a moment to apologize to my followers for the sPAM OF ASKS THESE PAST TWO DAYS i didn’t wanna leave any asks out but i might have missed some omg im sorry if i did but thank for sending them i was very entertained by all
breedingthefuture: why do black guys dig girls with fat asses? if she was skinny, her bones would make it much less pleasant for him on every bounce
doctorandnurse: mrmrssecret: Hopefully this is a buzzer beater. We always love sharing with you guys. You make Saturdays full of fun 😘 doctorandnurse.tumblr.com Son of a @doctorandnurse if this was a last second shot ya sunk it all net such a beauty
just-shower-thoughts: “Fifty shades of grey” is considered a romantic story only because the guy is a billionare. If he was living in a trailer or in a shack somewhere in the woods it would be an episode of “Criminal minds”.
karkat:i have such a love/hate relationship with how the homestuck fandom existed in 2012. it really was a fucking Experience.things are so quiet now. some of you guys have NO IDEA what shit went down. the askblogs. the lyricstucks. upd8s. mspaprophet.
“Beyonces 7/11 video is trash, if it was ANY other artist you guys wouldn’t get so hype over it. But since it’s BEYONCE….” Actually no, for once it’s nice to see an artist just have fun & be themselves!
