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shitpipedreams: A guy used to be lucky if anal was on the menu. Now a woman is lucky if vaginal is.
helzbuscusbichbro: If there is a Dead Space movie and the guy who does Isaac’s voice and is his MOTHA FUCKIN’ FACE AND MOTION CAPTURE ISN’T Isaac I will be knocking heads and kicking things… Gunner Wright IS Isaac Clarke. If Isaac was played
Thanks. My husband picked it out. Yep, he’s not only OK with it, it was his idea.Oh sure, he doesn’t mind if you stare. Even touch a little. Trust me, if you keep a guy from cumming for a couple months, any inhibitions he has will disappear.Yeah,
barber-butt: So some guy i’ve known a little while brought up the topic of me fucking him and instead of me getting excited and jumping at the ideaI asked if he owned condoms, if he was clear of any STI’s to the best of his knowledge… He said he
Still have that guy’s number…still got asked if I still have it…still haven’t done anything with it…
powerburial:tatzelwurming:tatzelwurming:if i was in a haunted hotel with shelley duvall for an entire winter i would not chase her around with an axeget a load of this, fellas. heh, “feminism” ,amirite guys?im a body language expert and if you watch
texas-red-dirt-sunset: introbulus: one-hamburger: dicksp8jr: fionaaelizabeth: If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead what do coral even get stressed about Current events I sea. guys, i work at an aquarium and my
i just realized i cut a line of dialogue out of that last comic at some point and i can’t remember if it was intentional or not lol but i think it reads okay without it, the implication is still there, although idk if you guys are reading this thing
str82thebait: mrdicklegitxxx: Hmu 🙃 He would make so much more money if he was bisexual 😱👏👏 alot more guys follow him then girls if he doesn’t notice!
beech27: ruminantmonk: beech27: saevite-adversus:What you wouldn’t give for one more day where it was lipstick smeared across your lips, likeyou had always dreamed. If only things were like they were in Movers… If only the good guys always triumphed.
internet-the-explorer: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what if
:( Ah! If I was that camera guy I would have followed him in, then asked if I could join!!! ;)
nimhrat: fullten: lost-in-hammerspace: starbombpotter: GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO
summer-fiction: so Sakura is on her way to see Sasuke, Naruto and Sarada.ohoho, a Team 7 reunion and a family reunion at once.but then i hear all of you saying what if those guys get Sakura? nah man if Shin was ordered to take Sakura good fucking luck
stayuglystayangry:Older guys who make a big deal out of girls turning 18 genuinely terrify me. Like if you’re 35 or some shit and you would totally date or sleep with an 18 year old, you would with a younger girl (maybe even much younger) if it was
shisno: shipperslist: mayalaen: perlockholmes: aviculor: bundyspooks: SIGNAL BOOST— If you’ve got an iPhone or know anyone who does, please read this and share guys! I checked my phone to see if this was true and it is 😡 make sure you turn
grimsister21: freakxwannaxbe: imagine-loki: Imagine Loki throwing rocks at your window in the middle of the night. effin’ magic powers, a girl can’t get any privacy this tumblr has really fun drawing prompts, i might do more in the
toes8in1the7water:vixenhotwife-dreaming: coolwildthang: My wife told me if she was to ever fuck another guy she definitely wanted me there kissing her while he fucks her. Exactly what I want It only works if we both like it 😍
beech27:ruminantmonk: beech27: saevite-adversus:What you wouldn’t give for one more day where it was lipstick smeared across your lips, likeyou had always dreamed. If only things were like they were in Movers… If only the good guys always triumphed.
starbombpotter: GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE
eludyaq:mortifox: owlberta:congenitaldisease:A clam with pearls inside. this is not what i imagined Shockingly grotesque… Wait you guys didn’t…. Know…. Sometimes I wonder if I watched too much PBS as a kid….If it was ocean related or had
nixalegos: A letter had been shoved under the door. The doctors note. Thanking him, asking if more could be made, if a vaccine could be distilled.He didn’t know that naturally. His shivarra was posted outside the door to the little side room Nixalegos
lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: avatardedpotterhead: james-bucky-barnacle: LOOK AT THIS CAPTAIN AMERICA I SAW TODAY AT SUPANOVA GOOD LORD MAN YOU ARE STEVE ROGERS p.s. If anyone knows this guy can you tell him he was amazing many thanks If anyone
draconli: (Ignore carpet!) Finished inking! I drew angsty older Sora (because what if Sora was the bad guy…?) Wondering if I should color it…?
boldly-we-go: fullten: lost-in-hammerspace: starbombpotter: GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL
aviculor: bundyspooks: SIGNAL BOOST— If you’ve got an iPhone or know anyone who does, please read this and share guys! I checked my phone to see if this was true and it is 😡 make sure you turn it off to save you from unwanted bills. oh shit
wet-monsoon: Why do gf/su fans feel the need to yell about how an episode is ““filler”” if it’s not completely dedicated to plot, like you guys do understand how draining it would be if it was constant exposition instead of fun stuff in between
after-the-afterman: dynastylnoire: starbombpotter: GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN
sweet-yet-kinky: I would love to do this on a train one day preferably while sitting next to daddy. That way the guy can spend the whole trip trying to figure out if I meant to, if it was an accident, should he say something…;)
captainhomovstheworld: laracrofts: Lara + Bow Fun Fact Of The Day: Before I was born, my parents decided if I was a girl, the would call me Lara. I’m totally Lara Croft guys.
girljanitor: tomithejellyfish: gogomoth: how long are you guys going to reblog this picture… thiS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED o<-< i was just thinking about this post the other day and wondered if this was still getting notes an d
I just watched a video saying that women (at least in their country) are supposed to get their first pap test when they are 25 but im positive I got mine when I was 17-18 (also my first breast exam and the lady was like ‘oh its easy to feel lymph nodes
padapooper: itisnotofimport: “you were in Purgatory? for the whole year?” do you guys realize Sam had no idea where Dean was or if he was even alive for an entire year.
jesuschrist-bale: Jayden Barber is a 4 years old boy who was diagnosed with terminal bone cancer. One of his wishes was to meet the real Batman, Christian Bale. On Wednesday, Jayden’s dream finally came true and his family share it with all of us
wehunt: Rising Con Spain 2010 - “Jensen pondering the question of whether he’s as brave as Dean, then giving a surprisingly serious answer: ‘I used to not be sure if I was a fight or flight type of guy. But then when I was about 14 our neighbor’s
there were some good leftover meenah shots i didn’t post, idk if you guys want to see them or not, but i was thinking of saving them and just posting them here before i do my nepeta one hmm ovo?
kitmizeresart:At last, I was able to keep one of my many empty promises and invest in my own printer, and this guy is now available! I will slowly begin releasing more prints in my online shop this month (link in bio). If there was a particular piece
I really do like guys with pubic hair and I think it looks kind of odd and sterile and like LOOK AT THIS WEIRD THING PROTRUDING FROM MY BODY OUT OF NOWHERE when guys shave all of their pubic hair off Like the pubic hair is like a soft meadow or something
it’s hard for some men to comprehend that i exist outside of sexthey don’t realize that i spend like 98% of my time engaging in nothing sexual at alli told this guy i wasn’t available this coming weekend and he asked if it was because i was going
genitalsanxiety: 18. I was really self conscious about my labia until recently, when i looked more to see if I was the only one with that kind of labia. Turns out there are a lot of girls out there with these babies and that most guys love them! ;)
chaoticwasteland:australian-government:what if i’m actually really hot and everyone just thinks i’m out of their league?Real talk there was this guy in my school and everyone would talk about how hot he was in class but no one thought they were good
stammsternenstaub:xealsea:NSA director Mike Rogers, this is the guy that watches everything you share on the internet.He certainly looks like he’s seen everything I’ve seen on the internet. imagine if this guy shows up at your door and says “I
chaoticwasteland:australian-government: what if i’m actually really hot and everyone just thinks i’m out of their league? Real talk there was this guy in my school and everyone would talk about how hot he was in class but no one thought they were
chaoticwasteland:australian-government:what if i’m actually really hot and everyone just thinks i’m out of their league? Real talk there was this guy in my school and everyone would talk about how hot he was in class but no one thought they were
arsgratiaartisx: ikimaru: sorry this is all I could think of when you said backwards hat lmao you said someone should do this and i did it. my only regret was not taking my time with this at all. in my defense i was too busy laughing the whole time.
ardra-c:I was telling my friend about the Jar of Dirk and… Yeah… She asked if the jar was the equivalent of Gay Baby Jail… So I did a thing… lmao it’s like the gay baby jar
do-not-open-til-christmas: I think I dreamed about this guy last night. We were working down in a Corundum mine when he asked if that was an Amulet of Mara I was wearing.
soraphantom: Sooo sorry I’ve been taking so long with this, but thanks to @drawbauchery for allowing me to color this comic. I found myself bogged up with schoolwork and have only recently found the time to finish. Hope you guys enjoy *HEART EYES* 0//A//0
