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paternalstranger: Guy after guy waited in line for a ride in her cunt. They didn’t ask who she was, if she was safe, or how I got her there; they just laughed about her being better than the free beer at the party next door, and poured load after
impregnationfreak: fillmeupgood: There is nothing sexier than a good creampie. My first pie was when I was still in High School. A guy friend of mine was driving me home and he asked me if anyone was there waiting for me. There wasnt. He asked to come
curiosityleadsto: Curious to see why guys always came watching her touch her own body, she drags over a chair and set herself in front of the mirror.. she didn’t know if it was because she was imagining all the guys over the years in front of her or
nakedstraightguys: Hot chest pic of a shirtless muscular guy flashing his armpit. Love his nipples, big pecs, six pack, abs, biceps and forearms. Reblog if you wish he was nude. ツ If you want naked guys instead, head over to armpits.com, gayhoopla.com,
The male body is a work of art! Have you ever posed naked for a work of art… a painting, sculpture, photograph? If so… tell me about it! How was it? What were there artist’s reactions? Was it one artist or a class? I want all
ifmommyonlyknew2: The producer was shocked when I brought my own guy to fuck for my first porn gig audition. He would probably freak if he knew the guy was my big brother. Lol
slut-problems: She’d met him on tumblr, of all places and as fate would have it he lived close enough to actually meet up with. She went to his house and she wondered if he would be psycho or if he was just a normal guy the way he said he was. Once
twylamarie: So I took my daughters to the Emerald City Comicon in Seattle, and there was a guy dressed up like this bear posing for pictures with people. He was a little bit “handsy” if you know what I mean - but he was very popular and the line
I just had a dream that I was hanging out in the general vicinity of Nash Grier and he stole my large cowboy hat, which was a very important possession of mine in the dream. I asked him if he took it, but he said no. I knew it was him so obviously I was
When I was just 6-7 years old I made a passionate rant/speech to my friend on how toilets are lame and “stupid” and we should stop using them……If that doesn’t show that I was always omo trash idk what will lmao 👀🙅🏼♀️🚽
cub2: im not sure if you guys have seen this yet, but carla wood alcorn (leelas “mother”) was interviewed. she continues to misgender and disrespect her daughter, saying that no service will be held in fear of protests. i dont know the words to describe
maurypovichofficial: idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang is Bi and he likes fems
avatardedpotterhead:james-bucky-barnacle: LOOK AT THIS CAPTAIN AMERICA I SAW TODAY AT SUPANOVA GOOD LORD MAN YOU ARE STEVE ROGERS p.s. If anyone knows this guy can you tell him he was amazing many thanks If anyone knows this guy can you please give
Um so I found this on YouTube and I wanted to find out if there was some sort of backstory as to why Randy slaps this guy…I thought it was funny, the guy’s reaction after the slap! Looked like he enjoyed it!
yesboy4u: i knew the guy in the office down the hall was married but that never kept me from fantasizing about hot fat that bulge in his suits would grow if i was given the chance. one night we were both working really late and there was a knock at
avatardedpotterhead: james-bucky-barnacle: LOOK AT THIS CAPTAIN AMERICA I SAW TODAY AT SUPANOVA GOOD LORD MAN YOU ARE STEVE ROGERS p.s. If anyone knows this guy can you tell him he was amazing many thanks If anyone knows this guy can you please
hairyfitgeek: I need to update this more often. Took this video when I was hired for an escort job by a guy I already knew. (But, lives further away than I’d otherwise handle the logistics of hanging out if it was not work.) Was one of the more
lesbiangender: therealraewest: therealraewest: A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:had a dream last night that someone posted an image and was like “hey guys is this creepy or wet” but it was like a ‘what color is the dress’ situation where no one could agree if it was wet or
tarunadragon: This was taken early Friday morning, less than 36 hours after “Beach Party” aired. If you love Steven Universe, please buy an episode or a few on iTunes (or Amazon, or if it’s on Xbox/PS3). I wouldn’t take it for granted. It might
jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” and then “what if his last name was award”
adamakara: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND
therealraewest: blackjackgabbiani: therealraewest: therealraewest: A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute When I was in high school, a
the-jean-kirschtein: junjouchara: serrie-smiles: BUT GUYS WHAT DOES THE BIRD MEAN I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT SWIMMING HARU WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT BIRDS NOW YOU’RE A DOLPHIN THE WINGS OF FREE!DOM???? THE WINGS OF FREEDOM
ffanram: foxycum: trigger-incoming: This website is like a suicide hotline but with text chat instead. I would appreciate it if you guys helped spread the word. I’ve used this before and the person I was chatting with was very kind and helpful.
Also, Spalding being able to remain the single most disturbing thing on the entire show even after all the shit that went down the whole season. I don’t know if I should be proud that he was the only one who was able to maintain his position on
mrkrabsharlot: londonsbrownsugar: Told the cab driver I was going on a date with a guy on holiday He asked me if he was white, I said yeah He told me I should steal all his money and only let him take me to 5 star hotels. I started cackling. He was
londonsbrownsugar: Told the cab driver I was going on a date with a guy on holiday He asked me if he was white, I said yeah He told me I should steal all his money and only let him take me to 5 star hotels. I started cackling. He was like no forreal,
just-call-me-vendetta: dynastylnoire: freaqflaggfly: sirl33te: dookiediamonds: I was made aware of a rebuttal being posted. Let’s get into it. All my responses will be (in parenthases) Rovens opened his mouth today apparently and even though
laundryapocalypse: “its not a race issue” “it was self-defense” “how about #alllivesmatter instead” “if it was a black guy killing a white guy it wouldn’t get this much media coverage”
bando–grand-scamyon: wreckamic: septemberssweetheart: maurypovichofficial: idc if Mulan was a girl that doesn’t cancel out the fact that for most of the movie Shang thought she was a guy and was attracted to her as such anyway my point is Shang
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: Guys… Lucifer shows us that everyone Sam knew during college years was a Demon sent by Yellow-Eyes to protect his potential ‘Boy King’, right? I had a horrifying thought… What if… what if JESS was really possessed
thetiredstuff:Guys I just realized if Cas was so far gone due to the Mark that Dean had to put him in the box that means that he was killing everyone around him and that Dean was the only one that could come close enough to put him in the box because
shanesalley: shanesalley: What Happens in Vegas Pt 2: The Video This Australian guy was so fucking cute. His accent was heavy and I was pretty drunk so I’m not sure if he was in town for a week or a wake. I remember he seemed confused when I expressed
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: [TW Homophobia/Lesbophobia] I once had a guy tell me that lesbians are only lesbians because they haven’t had the right guy yet. I replied by asking him if he was straight because he hasn’t had the right guy yet. He then
impregnationfreak:fillmeupgood: There is nothing sexier than a good creampie. My first pie was when I was still in High School. A guy friend of mine was driving me home and he asked me if anyone was there waiting for me. There wasnt. He asked to come
yesimbeyonce: yesimbeyonce: This one time I liked this guy and couldn’t tell if he was gay so I started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed he was gay
thefestivebraidsoffili: adamakara: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY
kittyrose25: bootslots: hollyoakhill: emotionalterrorist: hollyoakhill: knightjeran: hollyoakhill: I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO HOMEWORK BUT INSTEAD I MADE VARIATIONS OF THE SUPERNATURAL LOGO IM SO SORRY guys GUYS WHAT IF SUPERNATURAL WAS CALLED GHASTLY
therealraewest: therealraewest: A guy just came to my house while I was home alone to ask if I was single why are men like this Okay y'know what I’m gonna soapbox for a hot minute When I was in high school, a man who I’d thought was the parent of
bigcocktightpussy: gotit2go: This is SOOO TRUE!!! I remember it as if was yesterday!!! Mmmm, Yummy!!! Never will, especially cause it was the guy that took my sissy virginity too <3 A 10″ black cock to boot ;) He was fucking me while I was on
rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT
shanesalley: What Happens in Vegas Pt 2: The VideoThis Australian guy was so fucking cute. His accent was heavy and I was pretty drunk so I’m not sure if he was in town for a week or a wake. I remember he seemed confused when I expressed sympathy
grinshaws: when you ask guys if they think another guy is good looking and they’re like ‘haha i don’t know i’m not gay’ like alright you moron i just wanted to know if you thought he was attractive not if you’d fuck him up the ass
mooncaps: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND
stratisxx:Sexy arab on the beach. This guy was so hot but he was there with his two bottom boyfriends. Apparently they are in a threesome relationship. This guy is a king. Waking up every morning to two boys fighting over his cock. If i was him I would
i have a sylveon plush and keychains on my bag and i was at walmart and a guy came up to me and said “nice sylveon” and he smiled and walked away and i was like dsghdsfd//// gonna use my sylveons to talk to cute ppl
universefan93: universefan93: GUYS GUYS GUYS https://youtu.be/cKfQEIvvHJ8 Hmmm….You know this would actually be a pretty good promo if it was not for 2 shots.
powcrazysexycool: impregnationfreak: fillmeupgood: There is nothing sexier than a good creampie. My first pie was when I was still in High School. A guy friend of mine was driving me home and he asked me if anyone was there waiting for me. There wasnt.
bulbulchan: undercover-porn-unicorn: mychemicallink: yasmastah: RAISE UR HAND IF PEOPLE EVER MISTAKEN U FOR BEING TOO YOUNG OR TOO OLD in 7th grade i was mistaken for being a college girl and a guy was flirting with me until i mentioned i was 12
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