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dietcrush: my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies: so my dog was reunited with his parents today and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER you think this is a game, son? this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the
homeboyarv: lesbianmovie: its like the entire beach was glowing BEAUTIFULLL
tatersinthebuilding: This was one of the greatest moments in television history.
erkerkerk: seasonsofreedom: it’s like that time at a festival when you are so exhausted and all you want to do is sleep but at the same time you want to keep listening and frolicking My girlfriend and I did this at city and color. It was a night
onlyblackgirl: boygeorgemichaelbluth: thatfunnyblog: You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty? They never said he was an egg. All those nursery rhymes are creepy as fuck.
yxxck: florderst: shawnali: The first time I held a human brain in Anatomy Lab I was completely speechless. I looked at my classmates expecting a similar reaction and they looked back at me confused like…”dude let’s start identifying the structures.”
foxgrl: miruinnuial: foxgrl: I wish none of you were sad I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet try and one up me again bitch
jungtaekitten: I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
allteensrelate: “when i was your age-”
reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make
fandomgirl-the-modblog: crotchkat-vantass: juststrokemyglabella: 2spookysamy: highonvodka: themixedbagofspooky: spoopy-len-in-a-dress: riningear: doryishness: displaced-angel: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed from
scarred-and-silent: everywordinexistence: i miss getting party bags at the end of parties why dont we still do that party bags were the best part of the party It was like a reward for being sociable
jackviolet: The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from the community and a “Justice for Apollo” campaign. The cop who shot an unarmed black teen is on paid leave and remains protected by his department.
lynzave: my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
paprika: this was definitely my fav scene from tfios
unfollowryanross: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
tuc-ficprompts: malicemidnight: sapphirebones: jaacknasty: Probably the best 6 seconds ever. i fucking lost it fUC K OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD
underdoge: yesimbeyonce: If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be Beyonce
The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib. The Breakfast Club (1985)
outrights: bugattis: pokebae: ever wanted to try out a psychic reading??check out this amazing psychic reader. it actually scares me how accurate this thing is. i was told i would get my first kiss this week and the next day I ACTUALLY DID wTF
jonasbrothers: cokeflow: Shrek came out 13 years ago I didn’t know shrek was gay
catsforlivvy: i-dont-care-what-u-say: adirectiongirl: sensitizes: we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe i asked my mom if it was ok to reblog this and she said yes My mom said no, but I do it anyway *gasps of horror*
daannniiielleee: most amazing feeling to wake up in fresh mountain air, look out through a cozy tent and see nothing but ocean, waves, and nature for miles. Camping in Big Sur was a trip
iamthebohemian: skyisfilledwithfireandsmoke: this makes me so angry I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
defeatedxpride: mattybing1025: Johnny Cash and June Carter on their wedding day, March 1, 1968. Their marriage lasted 35 years. When June died in 2003, Johnny was devastated. At her funeral, Johnny had to be helped from his wheelchair to view his
valiantparadox: bro-boner: It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin. It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium
cramp: goatactivist: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel fuck you
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
punkwarren: striderdaves: i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
v-oguxx: alwayskilling: live-love-1d-5sos: Yeah if chuck bass was motioning for me to get in the car I wouldn’t hesitate. http://alwayskilling.tumblr.com/ http://v-oguxx.tumblr.com/
lsdzeppelin: i was taking pictures of the new puppy when i look out the window to see the older dog just
shouldnt: My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.
jacobshutup: u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot
bethmai: congratulations on reading the book before it was made into a film you win: nothing
heidiweinburg: egoting: Some pictures from the rally today at Columbia. So much wonderful support for my sister and I! Emma and I are truly grateful to everyone who came, and everyone who was there in spirit. This honestly makes me so emotional.
ruinedchildhood: But shit, it was 99 cents
legalmexican: officialdaddyegbert: davvvd: -annoying: the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut it’s
cumleak: it was thirst at first sight
lzbth: i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
magicconchshell: i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
userbar: i used to think if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done but now, i have seen the light
ashestoashesjc: I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
alt-j: the first person to die was probably like “dude what”
oldrockstars: becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
slavette: “if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission” I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the
smokecigarettesamongstthestones: My brother says “shit happens” in response to everything My brother was given a “shit happens” mug because of this My brother loved his “shit happens” mug like a child Last week, my brother dropped his “shit
spoopybot: I was Marshal at school today 🎃👻💀
ruinedchildhood: helgas mom was wasted 24/7
octobra: tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?
plaidstockings: I feel like the motto of 2013 was “wait what”
that-dang-hippie: Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
tokyotomato: i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break
doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually happens. We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re
mermaid-of-the-moon: amadmann: all was golden in the sky when the day met the night. Whoa
pepahh: this gets me so hard apparently this was johnny and winona meeting for the first time since they broke up or something
