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I had a dream last night that they released the sneak peek to “Cry for Help” but the name was changed to “Animal Ballet”. It mostly had Pearl making a fool of herself so I’m not convinced I wasn’t actually just having a future vision of
“I bought this for your father, but he left us before I could wear it for him. What do you think?” “Mom, dad was a fool!” My cock was making a large tent in my pajamas. When the head found the opening and stuck out, mom walked
thathighguy: neonblak: thvgginn: mrelisha26: wow-that-s-life: 😂😂😂 when that nigga started rappin backwards i died!! DISTRACTION FT TINY IM GONEEEEE WHEN IT STARTED IT I KNEW IT WAS DEAD ON That was spot on!!!!
koldspaghetti: I always love to hear Brewster say this to me. The first couple of times I worked at the Roost, I was a fool and didn’t use a guide. So, as expected, I fucked up everyone’s order. I was expecting him to say something like “You can
rabdoidal: orriculum: circegrimoire: orriculum: My friend was shuffling a new tarot deck and she said excitedly “I cant wait to see what sort of bond I have with this deck!” And then the first card she pulled was the fool yall really gonna expose
ofools: one of the “jokes” in that old comic was that literally every situation could be solved by ????????? whatever i was just turned 18
durbikins: rumble-in-the-bronx: durbikins: The games never told you who Tony Hawk’s pro skater was. You fool. It was you YOU are his little pro skater
gottafemall: A Tentacruel Keeps Rosa Busy Hell yeah, Tentacruel, you go. Rosa was a fool to swim out in such deep water, especially since she left her belt with her pokeballs back on the beach… with nothing to defend her, she was easy to overwhelm.
blackronaldmcd0nald: captainamerica-in-middle-earth: may10baby: ryasauras: shadowssynysterandvengeance: princess-fuck: the-girl-who-laughed: Canadians. I thought this was exaggerating until I wore a t-shirt outside today and realized it was -23.
jennahamilton: pheonixfeatherd: jennahamilton: BUT WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN FEEL LIKE TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND it feels really nice :) THIS POST WAS NOT A LITERAL QUESTION AND WAS FOR THE SINGLE AND LONELY I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU
virgules: Tim Burton: “He was so desperately in love with Winona, that when they broke up, he wouldn’t admit it was over for the longest time.”
nox-artemis: janiceghosthunter: ((You guys don’t know steampunk until you head on over to this awesome little slice of heaven over here in Baltimore. This is a repurposed power plant that was built in 1900 that was converted into a Barnes and Nobel.
adventuresonpaper: thewanderingtrickster: adventuresonpaper: thewanderingtrickster: My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers. but could
mad-decent-taco: So my girlfriends sock was lying on the ground inside out and I was afraid I’d wake her up from laughing so hard.
bruinthecup: a bOY WAS TRYING TO SEXT ME LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS ON PAIN MEDS OMG HELP **bad language b careful b4 reading**
ifallelseperished: Tonks made a brave, public declaration of her feelings for Remus, who was forced to admit the strength of his love for her. In spite of continuing misgivings that he was acting selfishly, Remus married Tonks quietly in the north of
what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
clubmink: speaking-vogue: dannykelly: “My wife got sick. She was constantly nervous because of problems at work, personal life, her failures and children. She lost 30 pounds and weighted about 90 pounds. She got very skinny and was constantly crying.
deluminator: my sister isn’t talking 2 me bc earlier she was doing her homework and she was like ‘god i need somewhere flat to write’ and i said ‘how about your chest’
snazzapplesweet: imploding-with-feels: jaclcfrost: elementary school was like “hell yeah”. middle school was like “hell no”. and high school. high school is just “hell” college is just “what the hell” and as far as i can tell life
silky-sand: aztec-child: fabulousflora: This waterlily plant was frozen under ice in the garden pond for two months last winter. It’s taken all summer to produce this single bloom - but it was worth waiting for…. be kind to your mind, body, and
unfollower: i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch
notthedisneyyourelookingfor: thegapperproject: wobblywibbly: frozendailydose: dosageofdisney: I was not expecting that! I don’t think anyone was expecting that! IT GOT BETTER
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
abbygubler: itssexualhour: My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition
tsarcasm: trapsical: I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so
princessannaofarandelle: searlait: eatherstar: thedoctorknows: NO NO GUYS THIS WAS REALLY IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST TIME ELSA SAW HER CREATE LIFE WITH HER POWERS “Oh, god. I’m a mother.” So the gloves were like… *shuts
rememberrbuckybarnes: tauriel2fab4u: tauriel2fab4u: IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH
thrustingbutts: skincarvedheart: that-horny-mofo: Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch? Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit? Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii Lilo was a popular little bitch.
dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: dweebscar: okay im going to watch frozen um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes wheres the hole the budget for this movie was 贶 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????
snoopsmoggysmogg: spoopyuhura: deducecanoe: reverseracism: ultrafacts: Source For facts, Follow Ultrafacts Reblog the shit out of this, ok? Everyone was acting like he was some sideshow attraction while his fifteen min of fame ran its course,
ollivander: sketchlynx: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once? Like 6 inches of snow just plummeted to the earth in one thick blanket setting off car alarms and knocking people over, but that was it. That was the snowstorm. “INCOMING!”
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
bearsharkvevo: patrickchin0730: bearsharkvevo: remember when the youtube app looked like this reblog if ur a tru 90s kid youtube was established in the early 2000s. and the first iphone to have that app was released in 2007. reblog if ur a tru 90s
thesouthernthruway: unexplained-events: unexplained-events: This photo was taken over 20 years ago by Todd Robertson during a KKK rally in northeast Georgia. One of the boys approached a black state trooper, who was holding his riot shield on the
psychedelic-lovers: kjeirstan: Photo taken during a lightning storm at 2am (It was pitch-black outside and lightning flashed, right as the picture was taken.) Holy cow
notquiteshakespeare: truelladeville: theblogchoseme: truelladeville: I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go I was in a Toy Story play. And I loved it. You’re an inspiration to us all please explain how this was your lowest
tablespoons: loling-in-the-deep: imagine if your name was a swear word motherfucker can you please come down to the office omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word shut the brittany up go chris yourself
martinfreeman: catholicamputee: this was the weirdest movie ever. shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time
xlikegold: bootsnblossoms: femininefreak: Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman-Hughes, 1972 and 2014 Both by Dan Bagan Wanna see my cry like a baby? Ask me who these women were. Hughes’ father was beaten nearly to death by the KKK when she was a kid,
munki539: tray-the-tealord: jaredpaddalecki: this lady is 115 years old, she has a twitter, and only 233 followers. unacceptable. THIS WOMAN WAS BORN 3 CENTURIES AGO SHE WAS BORN IN 1899 true 90’s kid
snowflakejones: th0rnqueen: okay so my dad got me a pen and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour” but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’ oh? OH DAD THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten
mydickisthealpha: i was at petsmart tonight and this kid was watching all the dogs graduate from doggy training (they had little grad caps and everything omg) and he had his face pressed against the glass and he reverently whispered, ‘i feel so alive’
eternalwinternight: hunhanny: I feel educated Where was this when I was in calculus
that70sshowofficial: In The Crease TV promo from 2001! Mila was 17 and Ashton was 23! [x]
Oh, Vincent Willem van Gogh. He was happy when he was drawing, but he doubted his abilities.
problackgirl: we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back
itslaroneppl: femrox: thepoeticrebel: simchiller: they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure
annie-leonhardts-ass: Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. I would never have been this happy.
therareandferociousswamprabbit: “Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers
steffferriday: prettyprettyprettyfacee: hifuckme: shavingryansprivates: This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumour The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend. it’S PETTING THE CAT
thingswilllookbetterinthemorning: pussyrican: Fun Fact: Morgan Freeman does his own stunts. Fun fact: this was actually a two story window prior to Morgan Freeman sitting on the windowsill. Once the house realized who he was, it retracted itself into
wordsandturds: i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find
thinkmexican: Trans Activist Agnes Torres Murdered in Puebla Trans activist and respected counselor Agnes Torres Hernández was found dead this past Saturday near the town of Atlixco, Puebla. Reports indicate she was tortured before being killed. Friends
kateoplis:“Deah BarakatDeah Barakat was a 23-year-old dental student from Chapel Hill who wanted to use his education to help the less fortunate.Yusor Mohammed Abu-SalhaYusor Mohammed Abu-Salha was a 21-year-old North Carolina State University graduate
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the
datnerdyfangurl: coasttocoastlikebutteredtoast: thegirlwithkittyears: when i was 14, i found out i was pregnant. i survived a two-year abusive relationship with my son’s dad who continues to harass and emotionally abuse me, graduated high school with
official-putin: when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the
glacir:“When I met Johnny, I was pure virgin. He changed that. He was my first everything. My first real kiss. My first real boyfriend. My first fiancé. The first guy I had sex with. So he’ll always be in my heart. Forever. Kind of funny that
bagelbrother:someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
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