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deadgilberts: the best thing that ever happened to me in high school was about 6 years ago our teacher never showed up for class and neither did the sub so one of the guys in the class just got up and started discussing his various theories about the
rocketpowers: 2009 was a dark time
nice-wig-janis: do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead.
meladoodle: my parents and grandparents have all these cool stories about when they were young and the only exciting thing that happened to me was when my dad accidentally called me dad
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
lizzie-ler: SON OF A BITCH I WAS GOING THROUGH MY OLD YEARBOOKS AND I JUST REMEMBERED THE NAME OF MY SECOND GRADE TEACHER
joshpeckofficiall: i just saw graffiti and all it said was ‘bagels!’….i’m really happy somebody is passionate enough about bagels to spray paint it on a wall
skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
davvvd: Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.
fitzgeraldthefourth: fitzgeraldthefourth: omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday lmao I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS WE HAVE A UNIFORM
captoring: i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and i am so using this and you should too let’s bring it back
thesassysouthernbelle: suicideblonde: The Great Gatsby This by far was the most well planned out scene layout and my favorite.
ohtentoo: He was so touched for like 5 seconds.
liulfrkeahi: That’s not Tarzan’s pet, though… That’s his family. HE WAS RAISED BY THE APES.
joshpeckofficial: i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this dear 2010 me the future is now
otakucutie: adreamwithoutyou: sherokutakari: therealhamster: woah man I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND. I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it i feel like my entire life has been a lie
chodyfoster: “There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child” her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
moonager: One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
kingdomworlds: kingandlionhearts: thats what i was gonna say^
cloritos: i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth
freshprinceofbeleriand: isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in
thattinycookiemonster: tralilalilulu: this cartoon though… was part of my childhood
multipack: if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
doglets: This shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything
armadillo: when i was in year 7 i used to make sims in the characters of people i hated and put them in houses with no doors and set them on fire
lyxdelsic: I have a friend named bethany and in middle school there was a rumor that she did drugs so people called her “bethamphetamine”
ruinedchildhood: Rugrats was deep.
sunfornia: helloookellyyy: crotchkat-vantass: juststrokemyglabella: 2spookysamy: highonvodka: themixedbagofspooky: spoopy-len-in-a-dress: riningear: doryishness: displaced-angel: ryedragon: inritum: reblog and make a wish!this was removed
awkwardvagina: if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
braydaaan: I don’t think boys that use girls for sex understand that girls tell everyone how small their dick was hahaha
isthisjustphantasy: the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
plushpuppetrumps: assstiel: assstiel: these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.
kissingandcoffee: sneakyfeets: HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG
bridmpreg: why do i always assume everyone looks like their icon im not kidding if your icon was a goat i would think that you are a goat
resohlve: if i was a type of sauce i’m pretty sure i’d be hot sauce ;)
badbaby5000: pizzaorwifi: smilefor-medarling: **Edited and added, since now I can say it without crying.* My Dad committed suicide on January 13, 2013. He suffered from depression for 10 years, and I was lucky to have him around as long as I did. In
untech: arcticmonkeysmileskane: it-was-writt3n: oh I don’t know what’s shinier his hair or his leather jacket i don’t know what’s sharper his cheek bones or his nose
guccikeychain: someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
profounds: sussed: cybergirllfriend: lnvaded: i-was-like-wtf: liddoshane: self0bsession: invokes: OMG i just found the hottest boy on tumblr his link’s here can he just get in my bed jesus christ he brings joy to my eyes oh my god his blog
carrot-fanfics: if icarly was a real website run by three 13 year olds it would look like this
decepticun: this was amazing... | by rawmeyn
bingerdinkhumpydunky: edwardspoonhands: Committing suicide is a crime in the US not so that we can punish the depressed, but because, if it weren’t, it would be illegal for the police to enter a home to save someone they suspected was about to kill
sassysaviour: What Hannibal was really thinking.
vunes: I wish I was a flower they are pretty and don’t do anything
dw: when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
neox: shit white people say after sex thank you thats was good is there any gogurts left thanks do u think ikea is still open
barebackinq: burritobat: samshairisobviouslymagical: barebackinq: cumber-collectable: barebackinq: petal-winters: barebackinq: The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt
thedarknightbale-blog-blog: We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
darmani: i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by furries. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.
sassings: wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
8 Minutes of the Earth’s Rotation How I wish our planet’s movement was this apparent while staring at the night sky. It could probably make a lot more people realize just how tiny we are compared to this vast unexplored galaxy above our heads. This
sexual-feelings: brobecks: If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero exactly
sassysinglelady: What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way
pvbertyblues: “My sister’s boyfriend, Fox, on his last day of high school. The sun was setting, and he and his friends were all playing around. I caught him in a moment of reflection.” By Petra Collins
it was a good day
toned-tanned-fit-andready: the-war-inmymind: all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow 2. we can’t all be usain bolt 3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late” 4. i had pe first period
browningtons: if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
the-vashta-nerada: chronukkahlylate: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny the second worst
brekkerghafa: I did know Rue. She wasn’t just my ally, she was my friend. I see her… in the flowers that grow in the meadow by my house.
