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My best friend’s girlfriend texted me another picture of her progress and I texted her back a very generous 2 of out 10 rating. She had heard about the way I had bimbofied some of my past girlfriends and she thought it would be so hot as a gift
My best friend’s sister was sending more and more pictures with less intelligent texts, less clothing, and bigger tits each time. I had only given her one bimbo cookie too. She was bound to be an excellent addition to my roster.
My older sister is so good to me. All I did was text her saying that I was sad about my break up with my girlfriend, I honestly wasn’t expecting anything. But she dropped her kid off at a friend’s house and rushed over just to make me feel
My husband’s friend Paul is such a tease. I haven’t met him yet, but he keeps texting me pics of his amazing cock. Look how THICK it is! He will be here in a little more than a week for my first LARGE fucking. Hubby has been prepping me for him…GIR
My best friend texted me, he asked if I looked nice right now. I told him no, and he said to get ready so I look good, not to him, but to myself. Only text him back If I felt happy with how I looked. This confused me but I didn't ask questions. I just
Happy Easter peeps~~! I almost forgot it was possible to have fun sometimes. Just gotta let go and step out your comfort zone to try new things. I feel envigorated!! Had a great time with mah bestie (WHO WAS IN A SICK ASS PRISON SCHOOL MAKO COSPLAY!!)
Deadass2 red sake sangrias a sake shot2 captains with ginger ale & 3 Vegas bombs
My “friend” in Alaska randomly texted me today. She’s having trouble with her new friend up there in Alaska. Her friend only really talks to her when she needs her to babysit, and she never asks about her or her life. She brought up
My wife texted me she was going for happy hour with some girl friends to “wind down after a hard week”……She texted me a few times during the evening that it was a lot of fun, blowing off a lot of steam, and getting pretty wasted…..I
forever: I just woke up and saw this text from my friend omg
manifest-as-shrubbery: Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one of his text messages.
johnny-ny: Please reblog!!! This is my friend’s cousin and the family is worried. She texted “I’m scared” before she disappeard.
waywardwinsister:ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Beautiful.
tonight i had to coach my friend on how to be nice to this guy she likes because she just goes from 0-60 in one second and she’s so guarded that she acts like an asshole and she really likes him so i was telling her what to text him after she went
optimusparm replied to your quote: skype uthe behkeee kuriyeeee, yaaad aundi ayy……. I texted this to my friend and he’s like ok let’s skype when I’m home. I don’t understand peoples. cool story parmmmm
fxmescudi: I will text u 37 times in a row and feel no shame, you’re my friend fam u literally signed up for this shit
lanadelreying: lol texts with my friend rn .
pseydaesthesis: my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read
waywardwinsister: ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Beautiful.
naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
craicthatniall: my friend texted me this gif it makes it look like your typing
ellighthousekeeper: just-shower-thoughts: Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö? I just texted my German friend about this and she replied:WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY
lexlosing-it: nakedly: My postI hope this hits you text your friends when they pop into your head. it might be happening for a reason.
ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
youngvlcanoes: someone should invent a translator so I know what my friends are saying when they text me drunk
vveiners: eyesbiglove-crumbs: sundancekidbehindasynthesiser: naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you this is so good too perfect I didn’t
rj4gui4r: ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Ah, “straight” guys…
textsbetweengems: EVERYTHING DEPENDS ON THIS. SEND IT BACK STEVEN (A copyable version of the chain text is under the cut. Annoy your friends!) Keep reading
endlesslusts: You know where I was baby. It was an anniversary dinner for my friend Mandy’s parents. Honestly it was pretty boring and I thought of you the entire night, wishing you were there with me. I would have texted, but I think it’s
psilocybinladen: My friend texted me this picture and I feel like tumblr would probly want to have it too
clubfincher: papertownsy: James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x I need Leo as my friend.
Talib Kweli destroys Don Lemon over CNN’s coverage of Ferguson — live on CNN Lol my friend texted me to make sure I had watched this 👌🙌 much respect to Talib!
sexual-texts: “IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
man i really love doritoes cheesy doritoes my mom bought some for me last night while i was playing DA2 with a friend and ughggsdjggsfsfg yes it hit the spot mmmmmhmmmm
manifest-as-shrubbery: Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one f his text messages.
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: hostagesituation: My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read. incredible.
I feel weird because I’m alone tonight & all my cousins/friends have plans already yet I can’t see the guy I’m talking to…like okay so what’s the point of talking to someone I never see them
His friends kept asking me if I was gonna go swimming with them or if I would next week and I’m just like 🙃 Cause y’all wouldn’t believe how self conscious I get in bathing suits cause of my ass
I’m not even insecure I just got reminded of my place.
