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I got my sister a job at my friend’s office and she took this picture on her first day and sent it along with a text: “thx again soooo much, lil bro! ill come over 2nite and thank u properly ;)”
I skipped my afternoon classes, telling the office I wasn’t feeling well so we could spend some time alone before my best friend got home himself. I can’t wait for him to move away to college so we wouldn’t have to hide so much. ==Is that
sportyhotwife: Got a sweet surprise yesterday. My friend with the massive cock texted me and we met up for some afternoon fun. He is so big! I can’t get my entire hand around him. His cum tastes so good to boot! :) Merry Christmas!
oh wow, 800 followers.Thank you all for following my crappy art. Hopefully in the time coming, I will be drawing and posting a lot more.(Ishoulddoacontestsoon) Thanks to all my followers and friends for sticking with me for over a year and a half. I
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daddysdarlingdaughter: I recently saw a text my dad sent to a friend saying “I think my daughter is masturbating at night. Should I tell her I can hear her? Should I just ignore it?” Which got me thinking how hot it was that he could hear me. I got
“No mate,” I texted to my friend, “have no idea where your girl is.” As his girl’s mouth slid down my cock.
Psst. I know y’all like Steven Universe related art, obviously.But you know what other art is cool? Art that my dear friend created that is so awesome and gorgeous, oh my gosh, look at how amazing this art is, what the heck.Just sayin’.
It’s a good thing I have a blog to post on because this is what happens when I subject my real life friends to my sense of humor
I think my friend has stopped texting me because my kpop obsession has gotten Slightly bigger than usual.
I burned one of these lanterns the other day and it got stuck in the neighbor’s tree. My friend texted me tonight that he’s in love with this girl and it turns out she was my next door neighbor growing up. I never hungout with her cuz she was like
fishfingers-andjam-intheimpala: suicidenotesbutterflykisses: productofasexican: obsessesdwithyoutubers: were-having-soft-tacos-later: robofillet: A cake for my Tumblr followers A cake for the boys I text A cake for all my friends. A cake for
When I'm all dressed up to go out and my friends aren't answering my texts
fake-mermaid: intensional: i left the house today to hang out with my friends and 3 of my family members just texted me saying “wow you left the house :o”
One of my friends from when I was a teenager texted me for the first time in years today and all I can think is that either he found my porn or someone we used to know died. Anxiety. >_
browningtons: I THOUGHT MY FRIEND TEXTED ME BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY MY COWORKER LMAO OOPS
socalhotcpl34: I absolutely love getting photos like this from my wife..!!! Love it even more when she sends them to my friends on group text so I can see how badly they want to get a piece of that ass.!!! This is a formal request for more baby…..
voldewhore: The spraypaint on my wall that says, “Dude wake up..” is a shortened quote from one of my friends. He texted me, drunk, in about mid may and said something along the lines of, “Dude wake up, the world is calling.” Something about
methylbenzene: autostralianchristmas: For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me. shabbat shalom
i have talked alot about this a great deal on my texts and im still going to keep talking about it until i see a change. so w/o further ado im going to stress that what this generation needs is more empathy for others. from my friends… from the
4eyedblonde: merurosetter: “Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact’s names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I’m talking to. I’ve been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML”
websurfer1994: me in 2010: *uses a fake name and no profile picture to protect my privacy*me in 2015: *texts my Online Friends to fight me and sends them my location*
all my friends have famous text posts and i wonder if some day i’ll have one too, but i’m so scared of it being something stupid like… 'lmao XDD D my cat did a thing omg' is that rlly what i want to be remembered for
dont-forget-the-nuts: closetbros:My friend texted me and said….my dick wants to know if you can come over and help him feel better…. Don’t forget the nuts! Watch how they twitch!
shitpost time me: *expects that ppl who cant deal with my shit either deserve better than me or aren’t worth my time* me: *has very few friends* me: :~)
casualbrainwashing: One text.And your muscles soften. Your eyes beam.You hold up your phone, snap, and send.Then you check in.“Heading out to the beach with my friends Sir. This morning I spent an extra hour edging after I dressed myself up. My pussy
fuku-shuu: SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN CHAPTER 69 SPOILERS! Title: FRIEND It seems to be about Levi and Kenny’s past! More images + my rough summary translation + Japanese text under here: Keep reading I added my rough summary translation of the chapter!
autostralianchristmas: For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.
heyatleastitsnotcancer:So I’m going to a concert tonight with the boy and his friends. It’ll be my first concert in years. I know I should take my cane. I’ll need it. But I really don’t want to. He’s never seen me with it and I literally just
onehornywoman: Newsflash: I just got an update on my friend, Jenele. She’s at my son’s apartment and they texted the other members of the MILF Club to cum over. She’s still going strong and they expect to be there all evening. How does she do that?
fuckmytwinkboyfriend:I had to work late tonight but a bunch of my friends all went to a house party. One of them texted me and said my boyfriend was there drunk off his ass. He told me that the guy throwing the party dared my boyfriend to go into his
therighteousmantheangelofthelord: dancing-inthemoonlite: So today my mom went through my phone, and she gave me a straight face and said we needed to talk. And she showed me this text from my friend. And then she tells me that she’d looked up Johnlock
websurfer1994: me in 2010: *uses a fake name and no profile picture to protect my privacy*me in 2015: *texts my Online Friends to fight me and sends them my location* So true
sherilyn-fenn: I die for Connie. We text; my life is also made. I accosted her at last year’s Golden Globes and it is our one year friendiversary. Connie Britton, who is literally my idol and we became friends this year. She is like, ‘you are just
tonyabbot: My friend isn’t a native English speaker and he’s going through my dashboard and getting really annoyed by the bad grammar in all your text posts
ahomeboysl1fe: kiss-harder: problambmatic: kiss-harder: kiss-harder: i just received a text from my best friend that said “so i think i’m gay” out of literally nowhere so i’m like “dude sweet for real just like suddenly you realized or?”
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
sissydonna: bezerkerofincest: Text: “Me and my friend want to come over and use your pool.. We just got new swimsuits! Can we??” I think my little sister knows how get her way.. Where Boys Will Be Girls
stacy42g: My booty with a spray tan… my husbands friend from high school did it for me… I would wear a thong & go topless. After she texted my husband & said “DAMN!!! Your wife’s tits are HUGE!!!!” Ha Ha… Stacy42g
natnovna: i’ve never even touched a ouija board … my friends brought one out once and i texted my mom on the sly and told her to call me and act like she was mad at me for something and say that i had to go home so i could get out of there with my
soliology: anaisalicious is bae for supporting my text posts. I see you girl lol this made my night 😭💕 i always gotchu
I got a text from my ex at 4 in the morning saying he was outside my house. I was asleep so I couldn’t give him a place to crash, and one of my friends just told me that he’s ‘in a really bad place, big time’. When I asked her
I’m so pissed off at myself. A few friends recommended I stop using face wash and simply rinse my face with cold water if I wasn’t wearing makeup because it cleared up their acne. Here I am on day 2 of that plan and my face broke out 😭😭😭
