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manifest-as-shrubbery: Today my friend sent me this when I replied “same” to one of his text messages.
gatherersgarden: i like to think the teams really care for each other and see each other as brothers thanks to my friend charlie for the help on the text! [original size]
lardypoison: hey my friend told me this joke *repeats clean version of text post to parents*
naative: Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you
ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
pseydaesthesis: my friend just texted me “it’s not acceptable that trump feels good about himself and you don’t” and i think it’s the most motivational thing i’ve ever read
matamaki: being my friend includes texts like these
lovekeeps-her-intheair: shertiel: dickspeightjr: my friend just texted me “what are you doing” i’m like nothing and he’s like “ok i’m coming over your house we’re going on an adventure” oh ok that’s pretty much the hobbit in summary
amoying: if you’re my friend and i catch you texting while driving im throwing your phone out the window
ellighthousekeeper: just-shower-thoughts: Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö? I just texted my German friend about this and she replied:WE DO NOT SMILE IN GERMANY
craicthatniall: craicthatniall: craicthatniall: my friend texted me this gif it makes it look like your typing now im sending it to everybody
adirtylilsecret: immafreebitxh: homofiction: Prepare Yourselves Mentally. Yes!!!!! When he was like a big umm..I immediately texted my white friend and was like girl go fall in his DMs 👀
waywardwinsister: ridiculoser: ridiculoser: lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term. so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic Beautiful.
I keep having these dreams about having a baby and they’re so real that it physically hurts. Like last night I dreamt I had a boy and he had a head full of hair like I did when I was born. Then I woke up to a text saying my friend is having her baby
i-just: dannicj: 2-feet-under-the-stars: caseystarz: rapeasaurusrex: feelinlikesaporta: giantweiners: martinvanburen-: thenegaverse: sex-and-pizza: dirtysexandfalsedesires: duuuuuuudddde: Well my friend texted me last night and sent me this
Me (in a text to my friend): what time do you want to leave? Him: i don’t know! What do you mean! Me: WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THIS EARTH Him: NOWW
dduane: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: hostagesituation: My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read. incredible. The joy of fiction: moving people.
browngirlblues: my friend hasn’t been on facebook in a couple of days but he is on facebook everyday, like religiously. He also isn’t answering phone calls or text messages and I’m scared. No one is telling me anything, I’m freaking
browngirlblues: browngirlblues: my friend hasn’t been on facebook in a couple of days but he is on facebook everyday, like religiously. He also isn’t answering phone calls or text messages and I’m scared. No one is telling me anything, I’m
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: hostagesituation: My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read. incredible.
When guys text you just to say Good Morning :]
Late nights tend to seem really lonely when there is no one to talk to
When I have to reprimand my friend for drunk texting her ex
ranetree: blackyote: Was going to text a friend when suddenly… kestrel! (In her defense, this is the glove I wear to feed her. I put it on then got distracted. lol) She looks so perplexed. human hUMAN HUMAN IS THIS MY DINNER HUMAN I DO NOT THINK
I honestly feel like I annoy my friends like “oh haha sorry for texting you like 9 times in a short period please don’t be annoyed with me” like it just scares me that they might be annoyed and say its fine and it not really be fine.
elocin-times-one: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: hostagesituation: My friend had a guy sitting way too close to her on the bus and he was trying to read her text messages, so we damn well gave him something to read. incredible. i can see myself in this
kinkylittlefatgirl: Things my friends text me…
0-aredhel-0: My friend texted me “I was on the subway and I looked down and…”
fallen-angel-at-221b: i-think-i-m-adorable: amoying: if you’re my friend and i catch you texting while driving im throwing your phone out the window Of course… We have a gif
cladz: kryptchildart: vixyhoovesmod: siberwar: Milk’s Rarity - comic I drew a hundred years ago and I decided finish now, My friend Cosmo naughty helped me with the text. :) omg lol <3 oh god yes I gave this comics 10/10! it is really
craicthatniall: my friend texted me this gif it makes it look like your typing
neurolingual: i rmr when i used to be embarrassed about how much i loved fifth harmony but now i’m like texting all my friends at 1:20am telling them to look for me in fifth harmonys ass if they need me for the next twelve hours
sexpansion: It would be nice if my friends would text me back but you know
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she just texted me this
transmascfrankiero:bashircore:kiddsworld:My friend texted this to me and said she couldn’t tell if this was a drink or drain cleanerit’s giving me such mixed messages like it says “non-toxic” and “industrial strength” but
noshirtnoblouse: i want to make a boy nervous i want to make a boy go to his friends and ask them for advice about what he should text me back
heartless: CAN SOMEBODY TEXT ME FIRST OR ACTUALLY MAKE AN EFFORT TO TALK TO ME I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO THROW MYSELF AT MY FRIENDS TO GET ATTENTION