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everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
musicforthedemoninside: yumcircles: thestarscientist: vindictev: oh-the-linsanity: fooboo24: dailymantra: eyan-j: this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand. fucking Alchemists this is actually a sport I shit you not fucking Alchemists Yup.
bryantsupreme: I dunno about yall, but if I get ignored enough times, I know how to admit defeat and bow out gracefully. Tbh if I get ignored ONCE, usually thats it for me, 1 and done.. Im not hopeful, my pride won’t allow me to continuously put myself
whoistorule: glenfoy: today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros” #who knew davos worked at a starbucks
flawlesslyash: me like shit, you not fixin to entertain these hoes off my Ű.99/month
soul-raised-from-perdition: Real dialogue. I shit you not.
ajollyblackman: my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
iwill4ev: The Girly Watch! Artist: Sillygirl (P2/2) But I shit you not. I’ve been looking for a good overwatch one for a while now. Enjoy folks
incurableotaku: everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT Those sneaky witches and wizards who made that
team-joebama: fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
minkdonaldss: yes yes the olympics are great yes sports are nice buT LETS SET THAT ASIDE. DEATHNOTE IS GETTING A 10TH ANNIVERSARY REMAKE I SHIT YOU NOT
hallucin8: moment of silence for all the missed opportunities and plans u canceled bc of anxiety
khaoticdrabbles: When I get my own place…this will be my spare bedroom. I shit you not.
rhythmew: megagardevoir: megagardevoir: I FUCKING DID SOMETHING TO MY P3P ON ACCIDENT AND NOW THERE ARE THREE JUNPEIS IN MY PARTY I SHIT YOU NOT Junpei? No, it’s a Junparty.
theuppitynegras: ghdos: imsoshive: karamellegal: imsoshive: I saw a flyer for a church revival that said “Turn down for what. Getting turnt up for Christ.“ i shit you not. I really need church people to stop the madness.
oolongearlgrey: this happens 3 more times in a row I shit you not
happyhumpingtoons: iwill4ev: The Girly Watch! Artist: Sillygirl (P2/2) But I shit you not. I’ve been looking for a good overwatch one for a while now. Enjoy folks Naughty comics they’re the best lol 😍😊
akay4: rhythmew: megagardevoir: megagardevoir: I FUCKING DID SOMETHING TO MY P3P ON ACCIDENT AND NOW THERE ARE THREE JUNPEIS IN MY PARTY I SHIT YOU NOT Junpei? No, it’s a Junparty. Da Man becomes Da Men.
tea-tears-and-bbc: ballerina-austin: deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse
somethingsensual: hell-and-infinity: Real dialogue. I shit you not. And that’s why I love supernatural
oolongearlgrey:this happens 3 more times in a row I shit you not
presentablypunk: So I work at a lawn care place and I shit you not there is a chainsaw here that would qualify as a Longsword in Monster Hunter.
dreadcaptainwatson: prospits this got… out of hand…the beta kids are released from the juju after like an eternity in there and dave finds karkat alive and i actually shed tears while drawing this i shit you not“intimate and kind of hurt/comfort
fasterfood: paulyoptosaurus: I just went to get a drink in my kitchen and for some reason I opened the microwave (thinking it was the fridge I guess) and there was a pineapple in the fuckin microwave I shit you not Earlier…
you are a faggot
anarcho-halo-halo: saturnineaqua: itsmikuisa: How disrespectful old white rock musicians who ripped off its black creators never cease to fuck themselves I shit you not, I thought this guy was dead.
askinnyblackman: my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
nobodyontheice: cheesk: korkysays: hehthar: The 90s in one graphic. WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING. On every cardboard cup My college still uses these cups at the cafe, I shit you not.
I shit you not, a real fuckboy said this to me
lacigreen: thespacebear: everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT how do people even catch this stuff
beyondthegrandline: I will notice that shit straight away and I will beat your ass
bnaz: SO I WAS EDITING WHEN I NOTICED EMMA CLENCHED HER JAW REALLY TIGHTLY WHEN REGINA WAS TALKING ABOUT HER DREAM AND SAID “ROBIN AND I WERE FINALLY TOGETHER”I SHIT YOU NOT SERIOUSLY GO REWATCH THE SCENEAND LOOK:
fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
deductionswiththedoctor: So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended
I shit you not I'd probably cum the second someone touched my nipples.
ashtonscrown: Ok so i have this art class in school, and today we were doing some crafting. So I was very disappointed by my crafting skills and i started to “cry” in a joke way and the teacher just walks to my place anD I SHIT YOU NOT HE LITERALLY
