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Emerald Valkyrie and MarcusThe super rude, and the hilariously safe-for-dA version. Our buxom heroine Kimberley Jones enjoying some one on one time with the vampire Marcus(This ridiculous dick is based off a real photo, I shit you not)
I shit you not, this is what my 4 year old nephew said.
wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE?
caligulasgirls: I shit you not. This is my (current) desktop wallpaper. Yup…. http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com
swagggordie: I Shit You Not: This is My FAVORITE quote from T.I. Found and Edited;;
everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT LOL!
dumblrfeminist: rape-and-pillaging-the-internet: dumblrfeminist: Because the top list are all things on here I’ve seen feminists call rape. I shit you not, they think BDSM is rape. Or getting looked at funny. They think men need to be locked in jail
bring-the-walls-down: NOW I CAN USE MY LEVI RAZOR TO SHAVE MY TITANIUM PEACH FUZZ. HALLELUJAH AND HOLY SHIT YOU EVEN GET A POSTER. (But seriously guys everyone needs some SNK Razors) Sources (1/2)
fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
kb4y: Man talkSo I grabbed him like this…. and I’m just pounding this little faggot for all I got. He’s moaning like a little bitch in heat when all of a sudden he just starts cumming hands free. I shit you not. His tight little ass spasming pushed
lacigreen: thespacebear: everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT how do people even catch this stuff
imapervert: E-40 - “I Hope I Don’t Go Back” (1998) merton hanks doing the chicken man dance at the 1:50 mark of this video makes it worth the view alone. I shit you not…. its fucking hilarious. Also, 40 used to have hella niggas in his video.
We should have a space program where we fire every single mentally challenged people into the space (including religious people by default as you not suppose to have imaginary friends after age of 6) to make the earth a better place!
I Shit You Not: Japanese Toilets and Me
tassietyger: SHAMELESS FLIRTNG by tassietyger So I might go to Hell for either cheesy dialouge, Pearl being a bit OOC or both. Ah, oh well! I shit you not this is how my girlfriend and I flirt. This was based on this post from the talented and infamous
ajollyblackman: my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”
cthonical: GUYS THERE IS A JURASSIC PARK DATING SIM CALLED JURASSIC HEART I SHIT YOU NOT THIS IS POSSIBLY THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED !!!!!!!
weightedthinking: weightedthinking: clubbharryy: cuckroach2: this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework @gunshoe I am a god for finding this. For people that wanna know how I found this… I shit you not:
draco-rex: oolongearlgrey: this happens 3 more times in a row I shit you not That seems like something Spider-Man would do.
singingelectricity: Okay, so my friend plugged his iphone into my laptop today, and I saw this. So me, “Why is your phone called Titanic?” Him: “So I can Sync it.” And I shit you not! I laughed so much harder then I should have. XD
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jessifloress: literally right next to my parents, I shit you not
tumblingdoe: edwardspoonhands: tumblingdoe: edwardspoonhands: everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT
Mr. Balls (I shit you not.) A Brazalian mascot for Testicular Cancer….. still inappropriate dude…
AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH! XD I’ve seen this happen in real life, I shit you not. ^_^
advice-animal: Nature’s gift Actually there a group developing trees that emit wifi signals. I shit you not.
momowell18: legen-waitforit-darryy: everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT someone kill me. I just
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My neighbor. Shit you not!
comehome-illbakeyouacake: thom-jonny-ed-phil-colin: Make out cOME ON JUST DO IT THE GIF STOPPED JUST WHEN JONNY WAS SNIFFING THOM OR WHATEVER AND I SHIT YOU NOT I SCREAMED
grimesgallagher: farewell degrassi tng meme [3/10 relationships]: Bianca Desousa & Drew Torres “I love you.” “Until the world explodes.”
fandomlife-universe: My mom just handed me a pack of socks (I love socks) and I shit you not this is what she said Mom: I think they’re Star Trek Millennium Falcon or maybe DC Marvel And I’m just sitting here like
malefeed: swiles89: I shit you not. This is in Canada. [x] #swiles89
anorable: the day i realized that i’d hit rock bottom was when this guy asked me to prom in my junior year and i guess i hesitated before saying yes and he asked if i was waiting for someone else to ask me and i shit you not an image of edward elric
musicdork: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? I WANT THEM ALL Mother of- they’re real??
hinagase: I shit you not I thought these were green walking dildos WELP. Never unseeing that.
subject13fringe: pickmansmodels: subject13fringe: Tucson Arizona. The city where our brand new street car system’s official name is the C.L.I.T.T. This might be the best thing I’ve ever read. I shit you not, they’re even selling t-shirts
nobodyontheice: cheesk: korkysays: hehthar: The 90s in one graphic. WHERE HAS THIS BEEN HIDING. On every cardboard cup My college still uses these cups at the cafe, I shit you not.
whoistorule: glenfoy: today i ordered coffee under the name “stannis” and i shit you not the barista called out “i have a regular caramel latte for the one true king of westeros” #who knew davos worked at a starbucks
maddrmaddy: I shit you not, this is all caster gear appropriate for my level.
like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s
waitrose: waitrose: one of my favourite superstitions is this one they have in china where ghosts allegedly can’t turn corners, so in shanghai they built a bridge made entirely of 90° turns to ward off the evil spirits i shit you not
team-joebama: fuzzy-purple-lights: team-joebama: i just watched this five times in a row The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.
lokis-army-at-221b: MY MOTHER WAS JUST YELLING AND MY 5 YEAR OLD SISTER SAID “WHO LIT THE FUSE ON YOUR TAMPON” I SHIT YOU NOT
icecreamandchicken: taeisgangsta: nigeah: yungblackfeminist: midnight-sun-rising: I SHIT YOU NOT. Tf is this?!?!? Is this real lmao It’s satire. Please go listen to Lost Generation by Big KRIT and calm down.
happyhumpingtoons: iwill4ev: The Girly Watch! Artist: Sillygirl (P2/2) But I shit you not. I’ve been looking for a good overwatch one for a while now. Enjoy folks Naughty comics they’re the best lol 😍😊
rainladyjuvia: Why Rouge and Sting followed Natsu in chapter 335I shit you not. At 2 o’clock in the morning, my sister and I are trying to sleep, and I just randomly explained the prompt to this comic to my sister and went to sleep. The next day as
vindictev: oh-the-linsanity: fooboo24: dailymantra: eyan-j: this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand. fucking Alchemists this is actually a sport I shit you not fucking Alchemists Yup. That’s the World Freehand Circle Drawing Champion
krakenpocalypse: dat-soldier: presentablypunk: So I work at a lawn care place and I shit you not there is a chainsaw here that would qualify as a Longsword in Monster Hunter. does it come with a scope Is this Warhammer 40,000? Can I have it?
oolongearlgrey: this happens 3 more times in a row I shit you not
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