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deathtrapsanddirtytramps: ragamuffinmaid: This looks like the homeless guy that lives at the bus stop near my house, I SHIT YOU NOT!
reversatility1:The Push/Pull of Shoot: I Want You, I Want You Not, I Want You …So Shaw did a fair bit of both making and breaking physical contact with Root … I may never get sick of watching this classic romantic push/pull dynamic between them (and
joe-who: I shit you not, this is me sucking on the big thick cock of my biological father!! I “arranged” to run into him, he has no idea who I am. He hasn’t seen my since I was a toddler. God my dad has such a fat cock, don’t you think? I wonder
averypottermormon: thelonelylokicat: booksandwildthings: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? Is Australia even a real country? YOU FORGOT GOLDEN GAYTIMES!!! I can’t believe these
feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY
bluntess: audreyii-fic: “fresh, warm cookies delivered until 3 AM” WHAT IS THIS SORCERY do you know how fucking easy cookies are to just make omfg I need deliveries and places to be open 24/7. I shit you not.
upperstories: whethervane: heyveve: reidavidson: So there’s some debate as to whom are Vanellope’s parents in the Wreck-It Ralph fandom and I think I have the answer for you. Not only does she look like a combo of the two of them, she kind of
Is there a mature way to tell someone “Just because we sit near each other during lunch doesn’t mean we’re friends." Or better yet "You make me feel unsafe as a trans and queer person and I’d rather you not try and
saddestblogger:saddestblogger: my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score i shit you not
Title: CurePairing: SC/ABRating: PG-13A/N: Random idea part 192486129535. I shit you not. Well no, not really. An idea I’ve toyed with for a while, but only managed to get the full picture together today. Yes I had fun writing this. Oh so much fun.
I just read someone literally saying “not everyone needs education”, and their reasoning behind this was that we need janitors and people to work in BK to flip food for us. I shit you not. 1. Janitors here do have an education. Considering how their
itsharddick: rej269: thebigbearcave: thesixthpanther: urso3g: WOOF I shit you not, this guy lives less than a mile from me! lol ↑↑↑↑ if you want it, simply go get it. dude is always down for the kok WooF!!! Wow!!!
th-orns: averypottermormon: thelonelylokicat: booksandwildthings: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? Is Australia even a real country? YOU FORGOT GOLDEN GAYTIMES!!! I can’t believe
just-the-way-you-arent: unimpressedcats: King of the jungle ok how can you not reblog this
thiswitchsblog: hellaleg: i went to old navy b/c everything was 50% off, but the lights went out, and i shit you not some guy pulled a sonic screwdriver out of his jacket and pointed it at the light and not a second later the lights turned back on i
journeyintohiddlestiel: dontgigglesherlock: miteimiteiii: pemsylvania: I hate commercials that play twice in a row who do you think you are I remember once when I was watching tv and the same commercial played, and I shit you not, literally 7 times
neener-nina: domics: “Yo Dom you eat balut right?”New animation about my exotic food struggles as a kid. lmao
silverdrarry: caseyanthonyofficial: Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name reblog with your middle name in the tags
snowdoesshit: miss-gallifrey: heliotrooper: AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that” //screams for years
alltimevevo: natalia kills: i, as an artist who respects creative integrity and intellectual property, I am disgusted at how much you have copied….do you not have any value or respect for originality?” natalia kills (2013):hall and oates (1976):
paintbraveart: sincerelymandi: elnielgh: chocolate–goddess: blackpromqueen: This hurt Damn man 😩😢 😩😩😩 💔😩😢 Damn Nah. I got two sons; I’m not willfully accepting that I may lose one to the police. I refuse to accept
hustleinatrap: A pre-VMAs photo of Beyonce & Blue Ivy had some commenters calling the 4-year-old ugly. Twitter clapped back: You offend Black princess, you get to know Black anger.
“…trying to warn you not to make the same mistake again.”
If you not a rich straight white guy and you voted for trump:
untamedcuri0sity: thetattedstoner: love-lust-kush: americanubian: lilboujevert:Don’t be kissing on my neck and ears if you not tryna get nasty A WARNING You will get fucked Roughly 😍😍😍
saddestblogger:saddestblogger:my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect scorei shit you not
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
re-fuzaichakushin: people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like “shit”
saddestblogger: saddestblogger: my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score i shit you not
ludacolo: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing OMG REMEMBER THE SHARK MUSIC
yavileto: “..Just so you know.. I’m crazy about all of you, not just your face.” ~Sasaki to Miyano.
yaoicreep: chicanaspice: so I’m at the rec right and I’m about to go for a run and I shit you not the guy in black is running and then he comes off the track to the guy in gray sweats and he’s like “ah, there you are” so he fucking picks the
agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional?
timetoattacklife: fightblr: twerkytubbies: averypottermormon: thelonelylokicat: booksandwildthings: wholockedkelly: beggingforanythingbutreality: We shit you not PEOPLE HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT THESE? Is Australia even a real country? YOU FORGOT
curioscurio:newgin-clever-title-goes-here:In light of the CW Powerpuff girls script getting, Im sharing this 100% I shit you not unedited clip of CW’s Legends of Tomorrow And if you doubt its realhttps://arrow.fandom.com/wiki/Barack_Obama UNMUTE
courage-counts: It’s probably quite easy to be ‘anti-medication’ if you’re privileged enough not to need medication to feel normal. Shaming people for taking medication just to get through their lives is pretty horrid.
juilan: thatsmoderatelyraven: lifehackable: Hack Life Here excuse me Holy shit is that the sabarros in time square because I shit you not I found a penny inside of my baked ziti, literally a penny just chillin with melted cheese on top I was so mad
chicanaspice: so I’m at the rec right and I’m about to go for a run and I shit you not the guy in black is running and then he comes off the track to the guy in gray sweats and he’s like “ah, there you are” so he fucking picks the guy up and
geekandpromiscuousdiscourse: mckillington: i-zelyonii-popugai: mustbekarma: agentbartowski: can you use the term, “i shit you not” in an english essay or is that unprofessional? nonononono, never use “I” statements in formal
guys really are so stupid like I allowed you the privilege of seeing me naked and this is the shit you pull???? I’m so angry guys are soOOOoo DUMB
Things overheard in my ap classes:
reinbeer-mcguiness: everythingelsegoesherethen: BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON BLOWJOBS IN THE DUNGEON THIS IS THE BEST HARRY POTTER THING I WILL EVER FUCKING REBLOG THERE ISN’T EVEN A CONTEST I SHIT YOU NOT I will never NOT reblog this
theladytramp: rainbowsntuxedos: g-ayjesus: arE U FUCKING KIDDIN ME CANADA We shit you not. AMERICA NEEDS TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER
schnapsliebe: if i text you back while i tumblr you’re important For fucking real… I shit you not.
skiretehfox: servantmarth: whitequeenschneein221b: I may be late to the party.. BUT I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS AN ACTUAL THING YOU GUYS. It’s got the snowflake and everything- IT’S A HUNTING STORE I SHIT YOU NOT Even in real life, there is Schnee
this morning before going to school I was watching this animal fighting clip show with my dad and I shit u not, it was a black cat fighting with a white cat and a monkey broke it up if that’s not a sign of what I should doodle later today then
