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djkrugman: Don’t get lost, my love.That’s what she said- that night I hit the pillow and I slept like I was dead. I guess the way she said it really got into my head, because the moment I fell under swear my heart was made of lead.I awoke, with thoughts
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shesnotcheating: Kim said it’s not cheating if I am blindfolded, Jake. I mean this could be you. couldn’t it? I mean, I can’t see it, and maybe it onlt feels half again as fat and twice as long as yours. Naive Wives allow themselves to be talked
asksketchydash: Braid your hair she said. It`ll be cute, she said. …Flutters, I thought this was one of our things. You know. Things we keep to ourselves. Well I still wub you :3 ((I posted a day earlier because why not >:{D also, I`m BACK!))
When I opened the door and saw my daughter-in-law I was mad. I know I shouldn’t have been - after all I was the one who had jokingly said “A blowjob” when she asked what I wanted for my birthday. I probably wouldn’t have said it
#the 4th gif tho #let’s get a dog they said it’ll be fun they said
"Go and watch The Avengers" they said. "It will be fun" they said
thatlooksgoodinyourmouth: marriedlovers: Love is what this is really all about Allowing it Savoring itBeing on itSharing itEncouraging itShowing it Couldn’t have said it better. And her smile completes it.
thesteezyshark: lets go to the beach they said. it’ll be fun they said.
Look at our deck,it’s like Jack Frost ejaculated all over it. You can’t even see the second birdhouse in this picture,can you? But it’s supposed to be warm today,my husband said it was a whole 4 degrees out.
objects-for-male-use: Remember how you said you wanted to please me? Well I never said it was going to be easy.
phyrexus: madgirlwithanxbox: trinityice: the hell is this Prince of Persia? THE STUFF THESE GUYS ARE DOING IN VIDEO GAMES IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY SAID. IT’S NOT VERY REALISTIC THEY SAID. HA! HARDCORE PARKOUR!
Make my dream come true… catch up and get those boxers off… and share! I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.. I LOVE a man in uniform… but love them out of it even more. I knew you’d like it. Did you now?
pandanoi: Regarding Levi’s oversized jacket. Read somewhere it’s said it’s not even his. Be it just a rumor or actual Isayama’s words, was enough to trigger this xD Eren’s only sharp when’s it’s inconvenient :_D
xenbrielle: madgirlwithanxbox: trinityice: the hell is this Prince of Persia? THE STUFF THESE GUYS ARE DOING IN VIDEO GAMES IS NOT POSSIBLE THEY SAID. IT’S NOT VERY REALISTIC THEY SAID. HA! Assassin’s Creed IRL
aloaddeepinsideher: weednymphos: I love it when she sits on my face, i like it even better when she squirts on it. couldn’t have said it any better myself.
porphyriasuicide: Watch adventure time they said, it’s a kid show they said.
Usually when people do that “you’re special” crap I tend to roll my eyes. But when Mister Rogers said it… That’s because Mister Rogers meant it. That’s because Mister Rogers meant it. That’s because Mister Rogers meant it.
likeicelemontea: Hot milf.. she looked back and said sorry for hogging the escalator. I said it was OK :) Should have gotten her number.. maybe can get lucky? Hahaha.. with those sexy panties.. Vid here:http://k3ntut.myqnapcloud.com/likeicelemontea/2017/
"There's been an amazing feeling warming my heart, but in the back of it....remains the ashes of the last fire set there.....the one that still burns when i think about it."
tricias-captions:Mom and I had just finished our first porn video together and were reviewing it on her computer. “You know,” she said, “it was hot while we were doing it. But even watching it again is getting me wet for you. We’re gonna make
At the point where he said cow, and because of the way he said it, she thought about something that her master in her first 24/7 relationship had required. Very early after she was collared he instructed her to fondle her breasts in a certain way eight
nemijovatos: who the fuck said this was okay WHO SAID IT Uh i’m gonna cry
madelezabeth: make a funny comic with no dialogue they said it’ll be fuuun they said :I i think everyone should subscribe to Mullets Weekly just sayin :U
fuckinnerd: pinkwatch: fbspin: I said, you said…it’s not important anymore. A girl in lingerie seen at foultongue
fockscissez: Dude, it’s ok! Everyone’s furry for- ok you know what?! I can’t say it! Ya! This,this is… I mean it’s SO over used and… *sigh- for Krystal. There I said it! Ok?! Ok. Jeezus! There’s no pleasing you assholes! No I kid you guys.
Erotic Poetry Columbia We make love I call it making love because it pisses him off When he gets pissed off, he tries to hurt me. Our safe word is Columbia. I have never said it. He has. It unnerves him. He whispered “Columbia” when I pulled A ziptie
bedbondageandbeyond: When he said “down” for the first time she would drop to her knees. The second time she would pull her dress down. When he said it the final time she would start sucking his cock.
chattelprod: “Daddy made me get the paw print tattoos after he got me ‘fixed…’ it hurt at first, but I’m used to it now. My ‘other cunt’ didn’t like the big toys at first, but it stretched just like daddy said it would. Daddy lets me
princess-pupcake:Get engaged, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. Now I’ve got a to-do list longer than my body and instead I take nudes on the bed.
Join the Cult, they said. It’s gonna be fun, they said.
Spiderverse legit reminded me why i want to do art for the rest of my life. I cant wait to buy this movie. Ive never said that about any movie. I want to own it and display it and pick it apart frame by frame and buy the art book and hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ordered this suit from amazon and it said it was an XL, so like a size 10-14. I was expecting to have to tailor it to fit me, but it’s like… barely a size 6. I’m a size 8 in swimsuits normally, but like. Holy shit, this is hilarious. Sending
I dropped the last guy I was sleeping with cause he didn’t tell me he had another girl pregnant & when I said he shoulda told me out of respect he said it wasn’t my business & I don’t wanna even associate with someone that sees me like that
eccentric-nae: dvandom: bogleech: Apparently McDonald’s also said they’re getting killed by millenials and one of their CEO’s said it’s because millenials don’t have “brand loyalty” and are instead “promiscuous” Brand sluts, the new
emittthehuman:The way I physically could not comprehend what he said the first time he said it my whole world just flipped on its head and I am but a fool among this ocean of chaos heh
incorrect48quotes:Mariko: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?Erepyon: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
aaniiih-nana: Ren before he meets MC: Ren after he meets MC:
aside from luhan's um~ poor choice of words, let's all appreciate how adorably kris tried to handle the situation by complimenting tao. and right after luhan said "就是肤色的问题" (it's a skin colour problem), kris quickly jumped in and said
arirockabilly: liquidtaco: staygold-and-get1nked: d-r-u-gg-e-d: tonythesexyturtle: callmeredhead: dink-182: writezealot: “Don’t get a tattoo” they said “It’ll look like crap when you’re older” they said Favourite “But what will
text-pistol: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes
best-of-funny: the-potter-tardis: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just
linknic: Become the hokage they said. It will be fun they said.
sisqofanclub: downdeepinside: themoosejthm: von—gelmini: smaugs-sexy-and-he-knows-it: codymthomas: That’s it, I’m moving to London… Yep, you said it!!!!!! Yep. London is clearly the perfect place to ride the subway. It’s called the underground
acutelesbian: A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s
dr3amingofdisn3y: smile-life-gets-better: awellkept-secret: this movie is the shit, you can actually feel them falling in love with each other. ^ i couldn’t have said it better <3 At first I thought that said “this movie is shit”. My
princeharrehs: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting
artworkandturnips: A Fairy Bad Idea “Steal some of the sacred waters from the Great Fairy Foundation, they said. It’ll be easy, they said.” Another young Ganondorf piece, this time featuring Zelda’s most terrifying creature.
fake-hero: e-lric: “what is this.. pain in my chest?” said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days “what is this.. pain in my butt?” said the yaoi manga character after two chapters
chaoticrice: “Tahno,” Korra said, approaching the figure. He was shivering steadily, looking down and down into the depths of Yue Bay. He didn’t look up at her. “Avatar.” “Come with me,” Korra said, reaching out her hand. She didn’t
ourholestory said: it seems like everyone links the four of us together on a regular basis for some reason. are y’all friends? do you all fuck each other? haha. you guys are so funny. as D said, there’s no interest in a foursome with another couple.
the-mad-prince-of-denmark: Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory? Hamlet: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
muppethole:i just fucking love people bro just now i passed by a woman in a jumpsuit holding a caulking gun and totally unprompted she called out from across the lawn, “buy an old frat house, they said! it’ll be fun, they said! guess what
defectivegembrain: drownedinlight: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: that hotline is forvo.com. It’s a pronunciation dictionary that allows you type in a word and see how it’s pronounced. They have multiple languages as well. Don’t
a-most-patient-wolf: filteredblues: anothertypicalman: theshyxibitionista: gently-dreaming: a-most-patient-wolf: Buy a toy they said It’ll be fun they said That’s the oddest looking baseball bat I’ve ever seen. Haha! @a-most-patient-wolf
son-of-an-assbutt: so, they say that demons don’t have feelings they said it they said tehy dsia t
calolily said: Dio’s star birthmark is on the wrong shoulder. rift-master: it’s in the sun, shouldn’t dio be dead? RELAX GUYS POST-BODY SWAP DIO AND ALIVE JONATHAN ARE TOGETHER IN THE SAME PICTURE AND ALSO YOUNG JOSEPH SOMEHOW SO DON’T WORRY
princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just
wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m
fuckyeahgodofmischief: Become a figure skater they said it will be fun they said
