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whatwordscantell: “Nobody said it was easy It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard..”
i-want-cheese:Whenever a man says some version of, “I’m a feminist because I have a daughter,” I hear, “I was okay with women being public property until I realized that would also apply to this young woman whom I consider to be my private property.”
“you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
leftcoastjunkies: said it
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quest-for-the-breast: “Quiet, Jason, I’m trying to recharge my batteries!” Ella said.Jason held back a chuckle. His big sister was progressing perfectly. She had already had a large chest, big lips, and a small brain, but now that he
SOMEONE SAID IT! =_=
It began with a piano
Have you ever looked at a prompt in a kink meme and said “You need to sit in a corner and think about what you did?” Because I just had that moment.
sir-not-appearing-in-this-blog: rlyhigh: …and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.” and then he added, “the Greek one, too”
its-not-raining: “Oh god, do you ever shut up?” Jean raised his eyes from where he was sitting, his brows furrowing in a frown. “The hell I said anything, weirdo,” he murmured as he lit his smoke. He wasn’t suppose to be smoking
nagito-komaedas: i had a dream that lethal made a text post regretting all the mean things he said about joe and saying he actually loved him very much.
morganxsterling: annabellebanks:morganxsterling: “Well you know..” Morgan said with an almost innocent smile, “innocent until proven guilty.” “Uh oh Morgan…what did you do?” She giggles, arching a brow. Looking
dreamingofdoctorwho: suchasticklerfordetails-sammy: Become an archaeologist, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said. It’ll be fun they said. NO
reichenbackdatassup: wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said “if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make
My friend said the best/worst lie I have ever heard.
It seems that I now need eleven hours of sleep a day to function. Where “function,” approximately amounts to, “Hey, look, breathing!” I promise I’ll get back to producing stuff as soon as possible, but for now I really need
sciderman: drawinggheys:Red String AU: Where Wade is able to see said string on everybody and decides to be a matchmaker. Upon finding out Spidey has one too, he decided to help until he notices one little tidbit. Oh shit indeed. I really couldn’t
withanunrequitedl0ve: “it’s just a book” they said “it’s just a fictional character” they said “it’s just a couple” they said “why are you holding an axe” they said
its-a-demigod-thing: “it’s just a book” they said “it’s just a fictional character” they said “it’s just a couple” they said “why are you holding an axe” they said
vogue-wars: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: ileftmyheartinwesteros: GUYS MY FAVORITE BAND IS GOING TO DENVER IN NOVEMBER AND I MAY GET TO SEE THEM. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY EXCITMENT ahoboandhisbox said: WHAT BAND WHO WHO WHO THE BLACK
flatabsandthighgaps: “Be hydrated”, they said “It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said “It’s good for you,” they said “I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR”, I SAID
fuckyeahafricans: This left me in tears. You can see the pain in the words he said. i gotta get off tumblr shit like this makes my heart drown to the bottom of my feet moe kill.
it was real
itironman: A famous man once said, “We create our own demons.” Who said that? What does that even mean? Didn’t matter. I said it cause he said it. So now, he was famous and it was basically said by two well-known guys.
zaynsdickpics:me at a party: wheres the cat. u said there was gonna be a cat. im gonna touch the cat
confessabehr: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
itsgonnarian: “you’re just missing a concert” they said “it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said “it’s just a band” they said “what are you doing with that axe” they said
bagginses: Nobody said it was easy. It’s such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy. No one ever said it would be this hard. Oh, take me back to the start - The Scientist by Coldplay
It’s shit like this that really grinds my gears
fuckhardandlistentometal: i’ve said it once, i’ve said it twice, i’ve said it a thousand fucking times that I’m okay, that I’m fine, that it’s all just in my mind
pre-mom: thatoneniggawiththedreads: whatisthat-velvet: royalblackpirate: I laughed an ugly laugh LMFAOOOOOOO scottydawson “Have you heard the song Yonkers?” Actual words said to me in 2014 by white coworker
queen-of-the-lies: Nobody said it was easy It's such a shame for us to part Nobody said it was easy No one ever said it would be this hard Oh take me back to the start
donald said it
actual-faerie-princess:I think the shittiest thing about being bi/pan/ace or any other invisible queer identity is putting in so much effort to defend the queer community all the time, and at the end of the day there’s still someone in that SAME community
walkingentityofsnark: iwearadeathfrisbeenow: jaclcfrost: “watch this” they said “it’ll be fun” they said “i’m going to watch it” i said “this was not fun“ i said “i’m emotionally ruined” i said “hey watch this” i later
someone said it
You said it!
wlws:so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and
said it
said something bad so he was lecturing/mocking me
I thought you said 'weast?'
It's Going To Be All Right...
i-have-a-lover: I said, I love you.Those words…it’s the first time you’ve said it. It’s my first time hearing it…from Do Hae Gang.I haven’t said it once?No.While dating?No.After getting married?No. Why did you live with me?So I could hear
nunvil: when pidge saw the pilot and her voice went all small and she said ‘oh no… are you okay?’ my heart audibly broke
I went on a date with someone new the other night. After a drink, some laughs and conversation, he walked me home from the bar but before we said goodbye, he leaned his back against the building and pulled me in close. He pushed my skirt and panties aside
