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Said it before, this is my fave position.

It’s hard not to post every single image taken with Sierra since she absolutely killed in every frame. That being said, it’s time to move on to another lovely lady, although I am certain you’ll see more of Ms. McKenzie in the future.

It’s hardly fair is it? Hahahahahaha… But who ever said it was fair! The bull NEVER wins.

It’s about a society on its way down. And as it falls, it keeps telling itself: “So far so good… So far so good… So far so good.” It’s not how you fall that matters. It’s how you land.La Haine. Matthieu Kassovit

In 8th grade we had a dance and they said not to take any of the decoration. I not only had this tied around my neck that whole night, but I took it home too. BD

It was Jeremy’s idea. He said it would make your little dick hurt in your cage. Does it?

If y’all think I’m gonna be posting about absolutely anything besides old-timey pearlnet’s tandem velocipede you are wrong as rain

I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight

lgbtqi-support-equality: The true mark of a Straight™ is not noticing OBVIOUS satire that when lgbp+ people say stuff like “everything is gay, sorry I don’t make the rules” and they take it as serious statement.

Love how no one on this site actually realizes that bullying people for who they are is actually super dangerous and an awful thing to do, even if said people they’re bullying are straight/cis/white etc. Straightophobia etc. don’t exist but bullying

nethersonq:bogleech:It’s said that a giraffe’s kick can actually knock a lion’s head completely off and I’m sorry but every way I picture that is like the funniest thing in the entire world i’m so sorry

everybodylovestitties: “Thank you for ordering Bimbo’s Pizza, where the pizza sucks, but so do the delivery girls,” Lynn said. She had been told that most customers didn’t take up the free blowjob offer but she was learning quickly

“But Daddy, you said that if I got my driver’s license, you said you would give me money for anything I wanted!”“I didn’t know you were going to do… to do this, baby!”“Oh Daddy, I’ve wanted it for

Also I should probably make a gemsona

It’s 9.34am and you’re late. “The phone has been ringing all morning! Where have you been?!” exclaimed your boss. You’d been busy taking care of yourself… But you couldn’t tell him that, you quietly said, “I’m sorry Mr.

it’s really annoying when I say all boys suck but then some says “not all boys suck” bitch stfu I didn’t ask you for your shitty opinion so keep it to ya self

It’s always kind of frustrated me that when in “Joking Victim” Steven asked what the tape was and Sadie said “It’s like a DVD shaped like a box” a lot of people decided that meant Steven didn’t know what a videotape was and didn’t have

said it before and i say it again filipino women ftw. that is all :)

said it before and damnit im gonna say it again… lip biting. i like that shit ]:)

said it before and damnit im gonna say it again: skip bayless is a steaming bag of shit

Said it before and damnit I’m gonna say it again: these rappers names these days are worse than these selfie queen Instagram names

said it before and ill say it again: “ oohh hes hust a friend” dont gimme that !!!

professional-chaotic-dumbass:popsunner:popsunner:I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked youDon’t do this to memy

karkittyinthetardis: teenwitched: agooduniverse: turtletotem: I have long said that in order for any comedy to truly succeed as a story, there has to be meat beneath the jokes. There has to be that moment when it is not funny any more. This. This

So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”

yakuza-trash: Anon said: More Tori plz <3 it’s the mohawk isn’t it??? is it the eye patch?!?!?!?

so today i found out some people voted for me as best dressed for the yearbook or w/e and i know i’m not gonna win since not many people know who i am but omg i felt so flattered when people said they voted for me it was great.

it really sucks when your feelings are invalidated and you’re just being blown off as being “too sensitive” to things. especially when it’s being said by both someone who hardly knows you and someone who’s supposed to be

slut-dere: Anonymous said: Can you do some Fire Emblem: Awakening please? Anonymous said: im in love with your art; seriously, thanks for being here omfg;; could you draw some fire emblem?? like i love henry so much, any henry please idec

so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s

thatfineassaliengirl: Guys it is warm enough to grill. omfg. I should buy a grill for my next apt. I was driving thru Baltimore earlier, I looked down and the display said 76 degrees…on February 19th. Two years ago it was a foot of snow outside

jupitersaurus: Theory 1: Donald Trump doesn’t know how to read. Theory 2: Donald Trump can only read at a 4th grade (or lower) reading level. Theory 3: Donald Trump has dyslexia. Theory 4: Donald Trump just can’t see that fucking well. You

smaskvxn: UM. someone said it looked like jenga so

princcss: the-misadventures-of-lele: psychogemini: deathtasteslikechicken: abs-gabs: SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR

zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They

meloetta: me: loses a game everyone: it’s not about winning, it’s about having fun :) me:

mahomine: deadcassim: deadcassim: hello friends i am here goodbye friends i am gone I guess Kassim just said Alibyebye

Said it before and I will say it again a million times, “STUPID GIRL CLOTHES!”

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL

trebled-negrita-princess: It’s kinda sad how children automatically label themselves as “dumb” when they can’t do or understand MATH… Seeing how the world puts so much emphasis on MATH, nobody gets credit when they’re amazing at writing,

neongenesisevangaylion: what i dislike most about being gay is how dependent we are on technology when it comes to finding partners. i really wish that i could just find someone irl that i gradually fall for and they gradually fall for me instead of

vinesforall: twineedle: its lavender James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart. Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan. James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

taylorsvviftvevo: actuallykylekallgren: davidsexchuleta: drtanner: queenoftheimpala: When they said it might sing, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind. I think my dinner is possessed. THAT IS NOT A “HUMMING NOISE” upwardsfreefall

jinruinosaikyo:46 vs 129

it all started with closed eyes and a feeling in my gut telling me i need to keep them shut the whole time because they opened even for a second and i saw your lips they’d suck me in like black holes when they bend light and it was then i realized

It doesn’t even need a caption, it’s just so universal 😂

It was around 2am and we were 200 miles away from home. We’d just gone swimming and our clothes were damp, but it was okay. It wasn’t too cold. We were in the parking lot across the street, waiting for the right time to head back. We ran

so updated some of my links/info bc it was outdated so under this line there will be my links/other social media and suchtwitter: bunbae_instagram: bunbae_ **on private only to keep out family **kik/snapchat are not being given out so please dont askfaq

soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club type of thing and there was a cute girl and we both agreed she was cute and we started talking to her and blah blah then we ended up in this room and she was being flirty and her and darfin

“I would consider smashing my sandwich in your face, but I realized it’d be a waste of a tomato sandwich.” -my mom to me

There’s a post on fb going around that said ratm is touring and I was like ??!!! And had to share it to my wall

renniequeer:renniequeer: My teenager has more hours of homework per night than I got in my entire university career, and it doesn’t teach them a goddamn thing besides how to hate themself for not being able to do it all.If my wife isn’t expected

moonlight69: jellie-bells:My therapist told me something meaningful yesterday, she said “It’s important to remember that when you’re depressed you have to nurse yourself and be extra gentile towards yourself. Just like an athlete wouldn’t break

There are so many little kids here (my baby cousin is 2) and they’re so pure, they’re sososo pure oh my god this little girl walked past me and said in the tiniest cutest voice ‘excuse me, miss’ and there’s these little twins

Like some SU Crit is actually viable and welcome, but I feel like a majority of it boils down to, like that previous post said, ‘a love for the show and impatience manifested into anger’. Like NO show is exempt from having plot holes, like

hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and

let's mcfreakin lose it

Someone at work asked what I did today and I said nm, when in reality I’ve been eating jelly beans and editing my porn all day

malaspulgas: what happened in france is horrible, depressing, and not acceptable at all. but it is situations like this that are EXACTLY what happen every single day in syria, iraq, and other war-torn areas. a similar attack happened today in beirut,

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