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weirdnakedthings: “Hey… you said you weren’t going to take any pictures of us. You said you were only testing out the lens. You rascal!!”
shescheatingbro: Your girlfriend was home alone watching television in the living room. Her brother came in through the front door with shopping bags in his hands. “Hey what’s up?” your girlfriend said. “Just got done shopping — hey! Can you
adeadlydame: Hey hey mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
I was riding my uncle when he suddenly reached out and slapped me on the tit. “Hey! What was that for?” I protested. “Because you’re being a bad girl, fucking your uncle,” he said with a smirk. I giggled. “Hey, are
“Hey, there, big bro!” my sister said. “Whoa, hey guys, did you see that? She just totally flashed her older brother.” Her other friend, who slept over more often than the one who had just spoken, looked over casually. “So?
daddys-little-faggot: DThomas61: “Hey Sport. The Mrs. is taking Dean and the girls to her parents this weekend. I said I had to work…haha…was thinking you might come over?” BsBall98: “Hey Mr. Thomas. Dean’s going out of town? Damn,
lovethefamly: -Hey bro, you better get home right away! -Why? -Your girlfriend came by, I said you were not home, but she said she could wait for you here, and then she began to behave strangely, I think there is something wrong with her! -Something
Oh hi, hello, yes. How’s it going? Hey, so uhhhh… quick question. What the fuck am I in for with this show?(theblackestnightfalls)oh hey! remember when i said that i cried reading a character’s backstory while i was in a crowded public library? guess
ilovemytablet: (◉‿◉✿) I’m a lil evil HEY HEY WHO SAID WE CAN TAKE A FEELS TRIP WITHOUT MY CONSENT
s-gellar: [8tracks] here are a few of my favorite jams from the 00s hey ya! outkast fergalicious fergie all the Things she said tATu complicated avril lavigne hey now hilary duff umbrella rihanna promiscuous nelly furtado buttons pussycat
adeadlydame: adeadlydame: Hey hey mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. The fact that this has 9k+ notes and is still going around with caption intact gives me hope
pukicho: hey-now-youre-a-porn-star: pukicho: pukicho: Hey everyone’s bones are wet why would you say this No one said hi back
It was a good thing my friend couldn’t hear the other end of the conversation. “Hey Dad,” I said when I answered the phone “Hey, baby girl, what are you doing?” “Shopping with friends.” “Get anything to
lingerie-passion: Lingerie “Hey, Daddy,” she said. “How do I look?”“Awesome,” I said. I was never going to say this out loud, especially when my wife was in the room as well, but my little girl rocked that outfit even better than my wife
privatefamilytime: lingerie-passion: Lingerie “Hey, Daddy,” she said. “How do I look?”“Awesome,” I said. I was never going to say this out loud, especially when my wife was in the room as well, but my little girl rocked that outfit even
strayasfm: (let’s try that again)Animations!Hey hey! I said I was going to reveal something big, and I have. VIEW THIS SHIIIT HERE!I’ve been spending the last couple of days learning and practising my animation skills. Now, bear with me, I’m still
askscruffasus: So hey, this week’s assignment was to make a storyboard of two characters interacting, with a third intervening. I happened to be bouncing ideas off Whatsapony, and he said I should use best pony! That was all great until he said he
qweerdo: stfuconservatives: girlargueswithtree: relevant hey Rick Perry hey every single person who says their freedom of religion is at stake because a store ad said “happy holidays” they need to be punched.
paternal-instinct: “Hey,” Dad said as I was walking by the kitchen. He was shirtless and only wearing his tight running shorts, “mom went out with friends again tonight, what should I make for dinner?”“Mom’s out?” I said like it was such
mymmmmasquerade: When you said you got a new bed frame, this is not what I thought you meant when you said to come check it out. Hey, what are all those voices I hear approaching?! Jane?! contemplate reality
privatefamilytime: It was a good thing my friend couldn’t hear the other end of the conversation. “Hey Dad,” I said when I answered the phone “Hey, baby girl, what are you doing?” “Shopping with friends.” “Get
immaterial-girl: my mom was like “hey im gonna watch frozen did you like it” and i just said “oh yeah. Hans was my favorite character youll love him” and she literally just burst into my room, flipped on the lights and said “YOU LITTLE SHIT”
jakespot: “Hey, where’s Jenna?” I asked. “The fuck if I know,” her boyfriend said as he said on the couch.“We got some time?” I asked. “Yeah,” He replied not even looking up from his game.He spread his legs and put one of his feet
cockvom: adeadlydame: Hey hey mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. Yum!
evil-cheating-bitches:Girlfriend: “Hey baby, you know how I said cum was gross after I tried to swallow yours once and I almost puked? Well that one cute guy from school named Justin, who you said use to bully you, told me that girls tell him that his
personifiedrandomness: kafkarockopera: the ides of march [Caesar: “hey guys” Senator: “oh hey Caesar” Caesar: “i uh, i brought my knife” Senator: “your knife?” Caesar: “Octavius said to bring one in the group chat”] HOW IS THIS
arcane-shadows: HEY! Got an up-and-coming mage? Does said mage need a mentor of sorts? …Does said mage want to blow shit up and be all around impressive? THEN I WANT YOU! Hit Pamina up, because she’s always taking students. Schedules can be worked
blkgrannylover: . MY MOM HAS GOT SOME THICK LUSCIOUS ASS TITS. I SAID TO MY MOTHER, HEY MOM, YOU GOT ANYTHING TO EAT. MOM SAID, NO NOT REALLY, BUT I GOT THESE HOT SLUTTY TITS,JUICY WET PUSSY AND HOT STINK ASS IF YOU’RE REALLY HUNGRY BABY. ALL
adeadlydame: adeadlydame: Hey hey mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. Holy hell this is almost at 14k
one time I was at a party and this guy I didn’t know came up to me and said “hey my female friend just came out as a lesbian and she needs some guidance. You should come talk to her” but it was clear guidance meant “hey have sex
presenceandsurrender: Hey You… “Hey you…” she said in a playful yet provocative tone as she looked back around her arm… Her gorgeous hair cascaded down over the table, and her warm eyes spoke volumes about her generous heart and sensual nature.
severityschool: “Hey,” he said, “I thought we agree no photos.”“You said no photos,” I replied. “I think you’ll find I never agreed to anything. You’re too sexy sitting there to let the moment go to waste.”“Listen, man, I can’t
valencing: stupidstagram: stupidstagram: harry: hey niall do you wann-niall: yes harry: what if i was gonna ask you if u wanted to jump off a bridge with meniall: yes harry: hey niall will you give m-niall: yesharry: what if i said blowjobniall:
s-gellar: [8tracks] here are a few of my favorite jams from the 00s hey ya! outkast fergalicious fergie all the Things she said tATu complicated avril lavigne hey now hilary duff umbrella rihanna promiscuous nelly furtado buttons pussycat dolls
taylortut: bluesocksandfluff: taylortut: taylortut: peter: hey mr. stark can i say fuck? tony: only in the lab two weeks later may: hi tony, i’m calling because peter said a word i don’t approve of and he said you told him he could use it? tony:
4kids-mccree: personifiedrandomness: kafkarockopera: the ides of march [Caesar: “hey guys” Senator: “oh hey Caesar” Caesar: “i uh, i brought my knife” Senator: “your knife?” Caesar: “Octavius said to bring one in the group chat”]
captioned-vines: drakefromthe6: “when a white girl talks to a black guy on the phone” White girl: “Hey, Marquise!” Black guy: “Hey, what’s good?”White girl: [whispering to friend] “He said what’s good.” [normally] “Oh! Nothing.
cacaphonyofscreamz: complimentsgalore said: could we see more of your amazing ass? and maybe you playing with it? Anonymous said: Dahev, you’re actually such a beauty! And you have also cool bottom, hey! Maybe I can see some more, please?
sensitivewhiteboy: apparently when my dad was a little kid he heard someone call someone else a homo so he went up to his friend and asked him “hey do you know what a homo is?” and his friend said “my parents just said that it’s when two guys
Standing in the center of the living room, Emma asked Sabrina if it’d be okay with her if she asked Mr. Crude to join them in a four-way. “Hey! That sounds fun!” said Neesy. “How ‘bout it, Sabs?”Sabrina thought a moment and then said, “I
Mr. Crude was very pleasantly surprised when he entered Emma’s loft. “Hey there, big guy!” said Emma as she looked over her shoulder at him. “I’ve been waiting for you. I hope you like what you see.”He smiled and said,
orangeorc: homemadegoddesses: via /r/curvy “Hey!” she said, wagging her perfectly round backside for you as you found her in the kitchen. “Notice anything?” You were already getting hard. “Somebody’s bigger!” you said, pressing up behind
darien-shieldz: HEY ADDING ONTO THAT MARCO THEORY didn’t Isayama say that Marco might come back in the form of a titan? i don’t know his exact words but i’m pretty sure he said something like that. No. what he actually said about Marco was that
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![captioned-vines: drakefromthe6: “when a white girl talks to a black guy on the phone” White girl: “Hey, Marquise!” Black guy: “Hey, what’s good?”White girl: [whispering to friend] “He said what’s good.” [normally] “Oh! Nothing.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b8840d3eaeb2183ab5a5c90ddbd6fda4/0ebf071a5b106200-dd/s512x512u_c1/28e7fb3b0938e8125cef93a319645ad302e9acb7.png)
