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pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL
thatsmoderatelyraven: a girl in my class came up to me today when i was at my desk and said “hey peyton did you get your fluffy chicken yet?” and i looked up so fast that my head almost snapped off of my body
shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe UPDATE:I told them
spookyfeuilly: so one time this asshole was harassing my friend and he gave her a note that said “hey pretty wanna date me? yes: smile no: backflip” and like the fucking badass she is and because she’s a gymnast, she got up and did a fucking backflip
burgrs: what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear
tayuchan: rogue-of-teh-mind: apuarius: Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked THE TABLES HAVE BEEN TURNED WE RISE
apuarius: Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked
teablend:my grandma told me something yesterday that pretty much changed my outlook on life. we were having dinner and talking about my future, and how all of my friends seem to be doing so much better than i am, and she looked at me and said “hey,
literallyaflame:letting my mom watch queer eye was a mistake. she just walked into my room, pointed at some clothes on my floor and said “hey. what would tan say about this???” and i just shuffled over to pick them up like a sad child cause i would
prettydemgyals: I said hey y’all
amateurpussyandboobs: My new friend Drew said: Hey this is a pic of my fiancée that she would llike to share please if you want post it to your blog. BEAUTIFUL lady bro !!! Thank for sharing !! Please send more pics !!! Thank you for your submission.
fuckinq: I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running
girl-garbage: You said hey man I love you but i’m watching my fucking weight
embroideredlyrics: With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stayYou said “Hey man, I love you but no fucking way”Twin Size Mattress - The Front Bottoms
teablend: my grandma told me something yesterday that pretty much changed my outlook on life. we were having dinner and talking about my future, and how all of my friends seem to be doing so much better than i am, and she looked at me and said “hey,
foreverpissedoff: I said hey whatsup hello
invaderxan: zipsuptsides: gnotknormal: theconcealedweapon: An action being “punishable by a fine” basically means “legal for rich people”. Oh wow. That’s… I once dated a rich guy and if I said “Hey it’s illegal to drink on the street”
girlchub: cutelilgrl: FAT SHAMING SKINNY SHAMING SHAMING SOMEONE BECAUSE OF THEIR APPEARANCE chicken nuggets I DONT THINK YALL EVEN KNOW HOW BIG OF AN IMPACT HAD ON MY LIFE ONE TIME I WENT IN FOR A JOB INTERVIEW AND THE LADY LITERALLY SAID “HEY
mommyfett: damonwells: christine-chapels: remember that time that george washington said “hey don’t split into political parties bc bad shit’s gonna happen if you do" and then america did the thing I’m seriously laughing so hard I can’t
american-ing: asian: so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used
asian: so i’m a waiter at a japanese restaurant and today i saw a customer using tumblr on her phone so i went over to her and said ”hey i saw that you use tumblr, do you know the tumblr user asian?” and she was like yeah, I used to follow him
cactuseeds: With tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay You said “hey man, I love you, but no fucking way.” (Twin Size Mattress / / The Front Bottoms)
somegoodfuckingstuff: sashababyhot said:Hey.. Just came across your blog.. You 2 seem to be very very naughty.. Request a pic of two if you together.. Mirror selfie 3 —- Is this a proper selfie or nor? :)
girl-garbage:You said hey man I love you but i’m watching my fucking weight
netflixsense8gifs: gif request: whatyouvefound said: Hey, I am addicted to Sense8!!! Would you be able to gif what Hernando says after the whole sex scene in episode 1x06? Thanks
caledscratch replied to your post: goshfrickingdarnit said:Hey, I’d … i clicked it and was literally expecting you to have big letters there that just say “nepeta/everybody. nepeta tops.” WHEEZE ilu cale
synnesai replied to your post: goshfrickingdarnit said:Hey, I’d … UM EXCUSE ME??? I do not see you♠me on here? or cale♣me♣you ??? false ship list??? um?? SHIT IVE BEEN CALLED OUT i fixed it, don’t hurt me
assume: deair: so one time i was at the mall and then out of nowhere this guy put his arm around me and said hey but then i got really scared and so i screamed bYE AND WHILE I SPRINTED AWAY HE RAN AFTER ME AND YELLED WAIT COME BACK AND TO THIS DAY I
thistle-and-kneesocks: s0rrysunshine: poppunkfunk: just my edit pwease don’t remove credit :c You said hey man i love you but no fucking way Maybe we could find something for you to do on stage, like maybe shake a tambourine, or when I sing, you
best-of-funny: shinymaplesquid: shinymaplesquid: I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours” #welcometocanada I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
my-death-is-near: depression its just like this omg Oh my god. Truer words were never said. holy shit this is exactly it. This. I’m in awe. omg, this is perfect. holy fuck
so-beyond-gone: go-after-adventure: I said hey wassup hello. ft. my one dimple cutie aw
duragdaddy: trillhilbanks: duragdaddy: when your mother knows your angles better than you do. ☺️❤️ s/o to his mom one timeeee 😌🙋🏽🙌🏽 she said hey
virtualpeaches: you said hey man i love u but no fucking way// twin size mattress the front bottoms
wxllz0: you said hey man i love you but no fucking way
tayloracleswift: What is the thought process behind The Interview…like James Franco and Seth Rogen were sitting around and said “hey you wanna make a movie about assassinating a dangerously unstable dictator? Like an actual living man who rules a
bcrude: As Mr. Crude pulled out of her ass he guided Cheryl’s mother’s head from her clit to his cock. She sucked it willingly.Cheryl must’ve been surprised and said, “Hey, Mom! Are you gonna lick his cum out of my ass?”“Of course! Do you
horrorlesbians:I think stop motion animation is really funny because someone looked at animation, which is arguably the most time consuming and difficult way to make a film, and said “hey what if we made it even harder”
andrewartwork: These guys were too cute/funny. The Shepard cosplayer recognized me when I asked for a photo (actually he said “Hey you’re that guy with the Mass Effect porn blog”) bahaha I tried to explain that I don’t just draw porn but then
thisismyveritas: I tried that trick today where you chew gum while chopping onions so you don’t cry and it worked! Then my mom came home and I said, “Hey Mah I’m chopping onions and I’m not crying, know why?” And without even looking up from
