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marvelobsessions: At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied
rachsolo:Harrison Ford goes out into his backyard. He looks up at the stars and finds the brightest one. He shakes his head as he speaks. “You just had to tell them we slept together, didn’t you?” Carrie Fisher emerges in the sky like Mufasa and
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
lady88: It still shocks (and mostly just disappoints) me how SHOCKED people are when I tell them that it is 100% legal to be fired simply for being gay. They look at me like I’m lying and say things like “nooooo, that can’t be right?”. I have
quezsam: wirelessinfidelity: apatheticghost: boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick That’s definitely an interesting take.
50shadesofacceptance: superdodirty: it ok to not be ready Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them
zohbugg: casibarria: These are photos of children crying for some great reasons, and these are my favorites lol. whenever I tell people I don’t want kids, they get all indignant like “oh you say that now.” Then I just send them this photoset.
sinfulstella99: 1337tattoos: I did a little thingy part 1. you guys agree? Yes to all of this! Although anytime I hear “what do your parents think” I just tell the truth, my mom and dad tattooed them all for me…
pancakemilkshake: I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do.“Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it.“Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes
imonthebubble: kucala: meowtian: beijinhos: hint: if a person with clinical depression and anxiety says theyre tired …. dont tell them they have no reason to be …. bc guess what….. They Know and Its Shitty Louder!!! I just want to add one
utteranonymity: Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man, that sucks. I’m
beyoncescock: whenever this happens, I just tell myself that I did my part so if they’re mad- it’s on them. not me
arkham-crusader: If anybody ever asks why I’m such a dirty minded person, I just grin and tell them the Batman Animated Series made me who I am today.
ultrafacts:When Michael arrived at the hospital, he had 3 fake bullet wounds in his chest. The doctors got a gurney out and kept grabbing Michael but he kept on telling them it was just his hand that’s injured but they won’t listen to him. They thought
wasthatnotsideblog: just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that
kucala: meowtian: beijinhos: hint: if a person with clinical depression and anxiety says theyre tired …. dont tell them they have no reason to be …. bc guess what….. They Know and Its Shitty Louder!!! I just want to add one thing- If you have
prolusion: people who just tell you what they’re doing without you asking them are my favorite kind of people
50shadesofacceptance: superdodirty: it ok to not be ready Please spread this like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that
riseabovedefeat: People with anxiety: Know the worry is irrational Want to calm down but can’t Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air Feel like they are drowning and suffocating. Telling them to just
stirfriedawesomesauce: s1uts: Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe.
cumtoy: This makes me want to just wait for a few particular friends in their bedrooms, and tell them to get off and fill me with their loads like this… but somehow I don’t think their wive’s would be as happy about it as they would! (:
anthrodash: Random Furry Pics Reblog and like them ^__^ If u had any request just tell me :D
armedplatypus: tacblog1: itsramez: tacblog1: an-autonomous-american: Some men want luxury yachts, I just want something where I can fish and cruise around. I feel like women would think my boat is sexy, especially after I tell them that it’s capable
samanndriel: I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out
hchickrocks: And we just watch the sun turn into the moon Sit back and hope that these December nights turn into June See it started as a dream, that dream came true Send a message to my city tell them we’ll be home soon, home soon.
naeive: i’m not a real person. just a color you see in the sky at 5AM after a night of speaking to ghosts and flirting with demons, where do you live? angels ask and i laugh and tell them i haven’t for years.
iam-paprika: studthismuffin: ritchiegecko: stirfriedawesomesauce: s1uts: Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you
Lmao even if my rent is covered for the month, I ask men for rent money and tell them I’m short and I’m always short by 躔 it’s like magic. Wow my oh my how come each month I just so happen to be short on rent by 躔 😂😂😭
ritchiegecko: stirfriedawesomesauce: s1uts: Don’t lie to your doctor about being a hoe For real though, they’re just there to make sure your hoe ass can keep on hoeing. Tell them you’re a hoe. They’ll help you become a HEALTHY hoe. Reblogging.
thisgingerisrad: MAYBE SHE WOULD KNOW SHE’S BEAUTIFUL IF WE STOPPED ROMANTICIZING INSECURITY IN WOMEN AND WRITING ENTIRE SONGS TELLING THEM THEY REQUIRE VALIDATION FROM THE MALE GAZE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES I’M JUST FUCKING SAYING
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grimelords: sex scenes in books are awful because I always flip between them and the author picture in the back and get to imagine this 60+yo guy telling me about whatever this girl’s nipples are doing it’s the absolute worst time
dr-arizonatorres: The single best thing about coming out of the closet is that nobody can insult you by telling you what you’ve just told them- Rachel Maddow
l1berum: How do you politely tell someone that you just want them naked on top of you
goldenpoc: glowingangel: smartassjen: ithelpstodream: the kids are alright. This is kinda perfect. if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video Awww There is hope after all…
dakotadornan:I didn’t tell them until I was for sure gonna be doing the movie because… part of me didn’t, I just didn’t wanna get too invested, and I didn’t wanna…If I decided that it wasn’t gonna happen or if they decided it wasn’t gonna
pancakemilkshake:I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do.“Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it.“Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes
fatzombiegirl: iridessence: I know people just want to help, but if someone expresses hopelessness or suicidal thoughts on the basis of being poor and barely able to survive, you telling them they’re beautiful or inspiring isn’t going to help. They’re
naturalhairqueens: When I try and tell people, “Shrinkage is a real life thing..” And they don’t be understanding.. I just show them this picture.
imjihlitmoe: you could give your whole heart to somebody just for them to turn around and tell you “i didnt ask you to do that”
lsd–zeppelin: Sext: babe I just got abducted by aliens do you want me to tell them to stop by your place so they can get you too
princess-connorkenway: “but if we tell kids about homosexuality then it’ll just confuse them!” you know what’s more confusing experiencing non-heterosexual feelings as a kid but not understanding what that fucking means because you don’t
