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playfully-sadistic:forever waiting for a cute sub to hump my thigh and whine “I can’t cum like this”, while I just play on my phone and tell them “You will or you won’t cum at all”
thebluestrokes: [Sigh] How many times do I have to tell them?“Close the garage door when you finish panting it!”[sigh]“What the-”“Didn’t I just finishing closing that?[ANGUISH]
elizawilczka: eikuuhyo: driad: ＢＩＧ ＢＯＹ CAT SNAKES :D Hey I just wanted to say that those are NOT ferrets but in fact - minks :) Ooh my bad!! I always have trouble telling them apart ;w;
slashing-through-fandoms: elapuse: Reach for the sky. Since someone reposted my art, I guess it’s better to just put them all in one post and share it from the original source with you guys. Thanks for everyone who’s kind enough to tell me about
dacelio: have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know Just tell the fuckers what I really think of them
alegbra: whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them “so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”
thebarbarianking: garen-the-might-of-demacia: thebarbarianking: straponslave: If there is, then tell them… //UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH. ACTUALLY. YES. ((NAW)) //shes such an awesome person, it would be more than just fuck
veird: terminallycheesy: whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them “so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.” OVERTIME
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: homopower: If we tell them this it might just work
juliesimonesworld: Just added to the members’ section - Bar Bitches Revenge! You kept harassing all the women at the lesbian bar telling them you wanted to watch. Julie Simone and Nikki Sebastian lure you to Their apartment by making you think They
teslaandhispigeon: Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to
teaberryblue: teaberryblue: capfalc: if people wanna be excited about Ant-Man, then far be it from me to tell them not to be, I just wish people would stop acting like they don’t know why the rest of us are mad about it. To be honest, a lot of the
alltheangst: jackbassam: When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule “If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock” yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go, “Sit back down,
thisgingerisrad: MAYBE SHE WOULD KNOW SHE’S BEAUTIFUL IF WE STOPPED ROMANTICIZING INSECURITY IN WOMEN AND WRITING ENTIRE SONGS TELLING THEM THEY REQUIRE VALIDATION FROM THE MALE GAZE TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES I’M JUST FUCKING SAYING
samanndriel: I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out
gaikudo: punacceptable: life tip: avoid getting yelled at by ur parents and just dont tell them anything ever life tip: they’ll yell at you for that too
evelyne-r-etrange: note-a-bear: lady88: It still shocks (and mostly just disappoints) me how SHOCKED people are when I tell them that it is 100% legal to be fired simply for being gay. They look at me like I’m lying and say things like “nooooo,
50shadesofacceptance: superdodirty: it ok to not be ready Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
marvelobsessions: At the dinner table, my sister asked all of us what color we thought her boyfriend’s shirt looked like. After we all said gray, she turned to him and said “now tell them what color you think it is” and he just quietly replied
pancakemilkshake:I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do.“Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it.“Digital music isn’t real! The computer makes
princesspaige: my #1 hair advice to girls is just. cut it all off. try a pixie cut at least once. “ohh but I don’t have the face for one” okay but 90% of men have equally short hair and nobody tells them they “don’t have the face for it”.
worthlessfuckholes: That awkward moment where you cant tell them apart and they have to confront the fact that they don’t care anymore. Identity is irrelevant when you’re just an extension of a mans will. Give in. Give up. This was all you were ever
thepleasureprinciple: securelyinsecure: Keri Hilson - Braids Appreciation Post I was just telling my old man that I wanted braids for the winter. This is the look I’m going for. I’m going to go ahead and pay that money for them,
monkeysmeanbusiness:utteranonymity:Fun little trick I learned in therapy: validation. When someone is upset, don’t try to fix the problem, point out the cause, or tell them it could be worse. Just validate their emotions. Be like, ‘shit yeah man,
kaelenar: I understand and respect everyone’s right to have their own opinion, but just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to blow someone’s inbox up telling them what you think. Don’t like a story or a plot line? Don’t read it.
scimansays: jskrilla: If any of y'all are wondering what being friends with @scimansaysis on Tumblr is like… It’s basically just him and I sending each other pics of hot guys and arguing over who gets to keep him. Girl SHUT UP don’t tell them
rickraunch: Hungry cocksuckers will take good care of your dick. And you don’t have to do shit, just whip out your meat and tell them to get the fuck down there and do you.
pancakemilkshake: I want the world to understand computers don’t just do things, they only do what the user tells them to do. “Digital art is cheating! The computer does it!” No, the user painted it. “Digital music isn’t real! The
arkham-crusader: If anybody ever asks why I’m such a dirty minded person, I just grin and tell them the Batman Animated Series made me who I am today.
okaymad: people that keep saying they look fat just so others tell them they don’t
kucala: meowtian: beijinhos: hint: if a person with clinical depression and anxiety says theyre tired …. dont tell them they have no reason to be …. bc guess what….. They Know and Its Shitty Louder!!! I just want to add one thing- If you have
napoleonbonerhard: shingekinoswaggie: bioterrorist: i want someone who hasnt seen death note to analyze this screen shot and tell me what they think the show is about a boy is in a band and he has his bandmates over. two of them are trying to convince
jack-o-alltrades: hopeless-dreamer00: reschultzed: so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen? nobody tell I wonder how many small things he can fit in that locker? Probably all of them.
alt-j: U CAN HAVE A LITTLE EXTRA FAT OR EVEN ALOT OF EXTRA FAT AND STILL BE HOT AS FUCK AND IF ANYONE EVER TRIES TO TELL YOU OTHERWISE YOU CAN FUCKING KICK THEM IN THE SHINS RIGHT THEN AND THERE
julieidk: if someone tells you that you are not good enough, do not listen to them because you are 100% good enough
boys-and-suicide: How can you not like alpacas? My dream has always been to ride one to school and if someone made fun of me I’d tell him to spit on them. Cause that’s what the do. Look at their smiles!! It melts my heart.
eiffeled: A person’s tumblr tells a lot about them. It shows what kind of images they see in their head, who they love, who they hate, even what they think about other people.
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: katswhiskers: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: It confuses me when parents tell their daughters that their male friends can’t come to sleepovers like do they think they’re going to have sex with them IN FRONT OF ALL
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
marukobott: if i ever misgender you: it is not on purpose i promise im very sorry tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them spray me with cold water
sunflower-pandemonium: Okay but why is this a thing to care about? tell girls that big boobs are preferred and they try to look good. Then we criticize them for using tools to enhance their own boobs. It’s bullshit.
howdy:how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
sixpenceee: did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful? and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would
prongsmydeer: Can you imagine Harry trying to parent his children and tell them they need to settle down but then James Sirius just pulls out his edition of Harry James Potter: A History and goes, “When you were my age you followed an alleged mass
samanthasintuition: I love when I get hate mail. I’m just like, “Bitch, suck my dick.” And then I wait for their comeback, and it ends up being really stupid. I tell them that, and then I wait for their response. Few minutes later, nothing.
I fucken hate it when you plan out something with your friends, you text them asking when they want to go or if they're going. they don't reply back. like for real, just tell me if youre fucken going.
relationships sound like a lot of work i just want someone i can kiss whenever i want to and will go away when i tell them to
tharook: northcentralpositronics: tattoo artist who can encode magic into tattoos but doesn’t want people to know she can so she just puts low-level luck spells on her clients’ bodies without telling them jeweller who makes body jewellery and pendants
violent-rape-fantasies: What did I tell you, bitch? Clean the house but don’t open the door to my study even if you hear noises in there. And now that you’ve seen my girls, you’re going to end up just like them.
prolusion: people who just tell you what they’re doing without you asking them are my favorite kind of people
incestiable-desires: My cousin took a picture of me sucking his cock, I told him he could show it to his friends, he just wasn’t allowed to tell them we were related, that was going to be our little secret.
avoidingmyex: Want one of these exclusive Futurama pinup calendars? Just hit the Bongo booth at San Diego Comic-Con with ŭ and tell them to shut up and take your money! http://on.cc.com/Sdth5l Ugh. So jealous.
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