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katie-the-great: My friends at school wonder why I have such good skin… I tell them I’ve got a special cream I apply every day… I just don’t tell them it’s my dad and brother that give me the cream…
“You can just put my kik name in the caption (BigDickNate8) tell them I’m horny and wanna chat or something like that!” Tell them yourself Nate! Huge cock submission from kik! This thick monster is so hot!! Thicker than a water bottle!!
myhornyworld: Love this……for so many reasons…. She’s just finished reading one of my erotic stories…! Go on - my little sluts, tell them I’m right..!! Comment anon if you must but tell them…!
cassandrasaturn: Well, this post is by me. i can tell you why i had to deal with jerks and haters, bigots etc etc who gave me a hard time just because i am Transgender. i point them out and tell them that they don’t even know exactly what’s it
I recognize I’m a bit emotionally fragile right now. But I just called the appliance company to tell them that after a week from the install date, the dishwasher isn’t working. Instead of them telling me to call Lowe’s, and it wasn’t actually
- don’t ask if it’s them - don’t poke around and ask questions - just leave it be If they want you to know then they’ll tell you, they don’t show their face for a reason
Does anyone else leave their phone open on a chat or go back on to read through something & they start typing & u panic and a little voice in ur head is like “RUN AWAY QUICK DON’T LET THEM CATCH YOU”
mrksrsz: if some way older creepy dude tells you that age is just a number, tell them years in prison is also just a number
just-shower-thoughts: Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.
just-shower-thoughts: If I ever lose my pinky finger, when children ask what happened I’m going to tell them that I broke a promise.
housewifeswag: virginsacrificer: next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn? lol
pumpstrokeedge: It’s such a nice luxury to have a girl use 2 hands on your cock. I often tell them I need both to make me cum. I let them try to get me off by blowing me with just one, then I tell them ‘use two hands’ and ride that technique
just-shower-thoughts: People are insecure because society tells them they aren’t good enough, but when they admit their insecurities, society tells them they are the best.
just-shower-thoughts: As a guy I sometimes wish someone would ask me “Does the carpet match the drapes?” So I can tell them there is no carpet only hard wood.
avengersandlovers: sweetschizo: Just let people stay sober! Don’t tell them they’re boring! Don’t tell them they’re stuck up! Don’t tell them they’re immature! Don’t question their decision! Don’t pressure them to “just have one drink”!
lazychocobo: Roxas: HAHA you didn’t tell them!? Not even you Zack? Oooh boy.Zack: No, I DID tell them. I just forgot a minor detail.Roxas: You mean major.Ven: Not a big deal right? It’s fine- It’s totally fine.Roxas: Have you seen the way they
liquid-liam: punchself: have you ever met someone and you were just like immediately attracted to them not even in a sexual way there was just something about them that you were drawn to and you really wanted to tell them and get to know them better
ignisscientiia: “When you tell my story years from now… please tell them the one about how I lost my way, and then I found it again, just in time to save the world. And just… end it there. That will keep everyone smiling.” - Desmond Miles,
virginsacrificer: next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?
fxturewars: When people in vanilla jobs have a bad day at work you tell them it’ll be okay, tomorrow is a new day and they just need to carry on. When sex workers have a bad day at work you tell them it’s their own fault for getting into such a hard
felkina: “Mmm you guys are so forceful with my boobs when your horny… Just grabbing them and pumping your dick between them as you tell me I make you horny… Specially when you tie my hands up and tell me your going to mess my tits and face up…
just-shower-thoughts: If a kid makes a dirty joke, people will say that they are to young to make jokes like that but if an adult makes a dirty joke, people will tell them to stop acting like a little kid
tastefullyqueer: How do you Flirt™ with people ??? I literally have no idea?? Do I just complement them? Do I tell them jokes??? Do I punch them in the face???? What if I’m texting them? How do I punch them in the face over text???
sagaltesfaye: If you don’t fuck with someone no more TELL THEM like its so fake & sus when you just let them think yall are still friends and they still call/text/message/snap/likeyopicsoninstagram like you are buggin and a pussy if you cant tell
just-shower-thoughts: 80s and 90s kids got sick of their moms telling them to pause the game, so they grew up, became developers, and invented games that can’t be paused.
just-shower-thoughts: Nothing kills a person’s will to do something quite like telling them to do it
ilike-titties: Over all, just be honest. If you feel a certain way about someone - tell them. If you’re thinking about someone - let them know. If you have something to say - say it! If you need something - tell someone. You find someone attractive?
satanslifecoach: I’ve always had this terrible relationship with coworkers. I just cannot get along with average people. They just bother me. They get on my nerves so bad that I just can’t ignore them at all. I got to confront them and and tell them
8994.) I want my friends to actually care when I tell them what's wrong. I want them to tell me everything's going to be okay. I want them to give me advice, instead of just saying sorry and then changing the subject to their own personal problems so
016. Whenever I like someone I almost can never bring myself to tell them. I would instead just try to get closer to them and get to know them better and just feel grateful that I can hang out with them, but I can never tell them how I feel in fear of
I think we need a bit more positivity around here. I propose we do something fun. You should go up to someone you follow and just leave them a nice message. Tell them they did a great job on their art piece, tell them they looked really nice in their
just-shower-thoughts:Dogs listen to us talk all day and when they talk for over a minute, we tell them to shut up.
just-shower-thoughts:Masks are making millions of people realize they have horrible breath but no one cared to tell them.
jackalltimelow:STOP! TELLING! PEOPLE! THAT! NO! ONE! WILL! LOVE! THEM! UNTIL! THEY! LOVE! THEMSELVES! STOP! PLANTING! THE! IDEA! IN! PEOPLES! BRAINS! THAT! THEY! ARE! UNWORTHY! OF! LOVE! BECAUSE! OF! THEIR! OWN! STRUGGLE!
pgay: ”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
just-shower-thoughts: Our grandkids are going to roll their eyes when we tell them we used to be able to buy a chocolate bar for a ũ.
reeject: note to self: never open up to anyone because the pain you are feeling before you tell them will just be multiplied once you do tell them and they leave you.
fascinates: “if you like someone, just tell them!” is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
lying-on-roses: Though you may envy somebody’s body, they might not be happy with themselves. Instead of referring to someone as “skinny bitch” or something else derogatory, just tell them you think they’re beautiful. You never know what someone
sugarpumpkin: if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone
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When they come up and talk to you just tell them you are straight and have never been fucked in the ass. They should leave you alone then. Oh… you are not allowed to say no
doubleca5t:flythesail:I think my dream job would be sitting in the writers’ room for tv shows and just telling them when their ideas are bad. They don’t even have to pay me, I’d do it for free. Really I don’t even need a chair.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if dogs think it’s unfair that we get to bark all the time, but tell them to shut up when they try to get a word in.
