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thebuttkingpost: that-snarky-douchebag-you-hate: thebuttkingpost: Am I the only one amazed that I’m looking at an expressive robot that isn’t absolutely terrifying? The nonhuman aspect of it and use of body language over extreme facial expressions
drunp: I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK
wynspers:geekydominant: You won’t be naked around the house all the time, pup. Sometimes I’ll want to dress you up like this. I am absolutely okay with that!
ladysansaofcasterlyrock:ladysansaofcasterlyrock:So I am absolutely fuming. A few weeks ago, I was called to the dean’s office to discuss the antisemitic bullying I’ve been enduring since freshman year (I’m a senior now). Here’s a brief run down
one-time-i-dreamt: This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad for her.
bmwiid: one-time-i-dreamt: This is utter and absolute bullshit and Caster Semenya and all the other women who will find themselves in her position in the future due to this absurd, discriminatory ruling deserve so much better. I am so angry and so sad
wilkolaka: mintgoth: just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge thieves’ guild….
tlcrmtphotography: tlcrmtphotography: Rucked © tlcrmt I can’t stop looking at this picture of myself. I am absolutely in love with the textures I was able to bring out through editing. The original was quite flat and more than a bit dull.Call me
aliciastein: aliciastein: Mmmm it’s been over a week since I had my ass fucked and finally got it tonight. Here is a short clip of the video from tonight. Like the good little slut I am, he starts off watching me dp myself which I absolutely love.
chibimyumi: I am sorry Sebastian, the more beautiful one is, the more I love to see them suffer. And you are very beautiful. And I fear my tablet has granted me absolute power to make you suffer.
sissytoes: feminization: Reblog if you wish you had a lesbian wife to force you to be the sissy you truly are! I would absolutely love to have a lesbian wife who would force me to be the sissy that I truly am. Any ladies want a sissy bf??
spacedog-am: There’s no better way to celebrate the 4th of July than shooting off some fireworks with a friend!I hope everyone had a happy 4th by the way; I knew I wouldn’t finish this in time but I absolutely HAD to draw that patriotic thong.On
cuteanimalspics: Absolutely melted. Am I the only one whom finds this creepy instead of cute… like…. “This is where I buried the first one….” >_>
heinvadesmymind: ‘prince harry finding it all very funny’ I am absolutely dying at everyone else’s reactions as Harry’s doodling around. This is the only thing I’ll probs reblog about the Royal Wedding. Enjoy.
reason-says: donnerdont: heinvadesmymind: ‘prince harry finding it all very funny’ I am absolutely dying at everyone else’s reactions as Harry’s doodling around. This is the only thing I’ll probs reblog about the Royal Wedding. Enjoy.
icefeels: actualjo: brngrmln: brngrmln: LOOK at this gorgeous independence day porn martythegirl drew that i have the glorious privilege of posting i am so disappointed at the internet for providing absolutely nothing of this pairing but now it’s
So far.Go to work.Go and see the supervisor you absolutely hate.Hand him the doctor’s orders regarding your working shoes.“We need to talk about your summer vacations.”Oh shit oh shit oh shit I’m not gonna get any am I.“You
What are you even doing Xena? Finished my Microbiology assignment, trying to get over the sinus cold I got and decided to finish my Conservation essay at work since its in the Jeep and I am not going outside unless I absolutely have to. Good things that
i-am-an-adult-i-swear: Being an adult is scouring the Internet for blueprints of the perfect pillow fort and being absolutely delighted in seeing that they actually exist
mintgoth: just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge
daddy-central:Sometimes, I am in awe of dad’s beautiful cock… just catching the light - almost glistening. Absolute perfection. Over the years, I’ve come to memorize every ridge, every vein and I know exactly how to take it in my mouth and feel
bigfatbeckoningcat: harleys: I’m laughing until I cry at this gif someone please help me its 4 am THIS IS NOT THE ADVENTURE FINN WANTED One of my absolute favorite things in the show is when Jake stretches/shrinks/shapeshifts for no reason and
loquaciousliterature: Am I the only one who read this part and suddenly realized that Fred and George are absolute HEROES?! You can vote for the next comic scene over on my Patreon! ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* More HP comics! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
artemispanthar:“Growing Pains” sounds like it might have Dr. Maheswaran in it and I am so hyped for that This’ll probably be the last time we see her but it was absolutely what I was hoping for (and more!) The only thing that could’ve
fuckyeahhistorycrushes: This is Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus, or Pompey the Great. I am absolutely in love with him. He was a military and political leader of the late Roman Republic. He was definitely a bad boy, with a total disregard for rules/laws in
things-buppy-likes: beardono: bustyneko: artistofsluts: Guess this one is SFW just replace the hotdog with a big cock and it’s basically the same here is @bustyneko drooling over what is about to fill her mouth! OMG YOU GUYSSSS!!! I am absolutely
just-me-and-the-tv: voice-over: My name is Oliver Queen and I’m not jealous… Not one bit…. Absolutely not… My face is not the face of a jealous man at all….Oh god I sound just like Felicity. Man I lover her so much.Okay I am jealous……..….bye
j3ssalyn: Am I the only one that finds Franco and Rogen’s friendship absolutely afuckingdorable and sweet? I mean, they went from Freaks and Geeks to Pineapple Express to This Is the End. 13-14 years for those two guys, I hope they keep on going. I
“Hey BonBon, you’ve been in here for a while, what are you….” My little contribution to the Lyra plush joke. I might color this after I finish the bikini picture Also I prove that I am absolutely terrible at backgrounds EDIT:
5triderofthenorth:Am I proud of my rural-ass science denying mostly right wing state? No. Absolutely not.But that’s fucking funny. The most Wisconsin thing on the internet tonight.
epitomeofwhat: rokacska: I am getting to the point where I have enough tattoos to make me absolutely loooove my body. Work in progress, but I love this picture. I know Ill feel the same, goals for 2019
drunp: I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK We woulda had to throw hands
blvckgeezus: drunp: I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK I’d whoop everybody responsible for this fuck shit
thewinksofgod: drunp: I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING IT OVER THE FUCKING SONG IN THE BACKGROUDN HOLY FUCK I really can’t deal rn lmao. Don’t ever try this on me!
imaguythatluvshugetits: thicktitsandasses: busty-nut-house: Bless her heart. Look at the marks on her shoulders😬 I’ll help you hold em up baby!!!😘 Am i the only one that absolutely LOVES pictures of women with huge tits laying on their
kittysdeadlynightshade:7 am and already into a hr yoga session :) , I’ve been under the weather the last 4 weeks and get really depressed when I’m not active so I feel absolutely AMAZZING this morning lol :)
sexyweasley: TUMBLER WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU CHANGE THE SIZE OF GIFS? I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR USERS ARE NOW FACING A LOSS OF WORK AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF THE LINE WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME- Oh, and Xkit-guy,
mistressmg: All pegged up and no way to stroke. (Submitted by: smartarsesub ) My life abounds with caged little porcupines! I am absolutely positive that European clothes pins look way more fun than the ones they sell here in the states!! ;-) Mistress
leather-and-steel: dreckigefuesse: Even without any shackles, leg irons of cuffs, I am absolutely safekept by one tiny lock sitting and waiting in the cage…. Hope you like that view…. Please, note the ongoing follower-request-challenge regarding
Still can’t find out the gender today but the appointment went well otherwise. I heard my baby’s heartbeat today and it was absolutely perfect. My own heart is okay too, but they’re going to monitor me since I am dizzy. I’ve only
velvetkisses28:No one :Me : *Going absolute feral at 2 am*I HAVE TO LEARN LATIN AND FRENCH. I HAVE TO LEARN PLAYING PIANO AND GUITAR. I HAVE TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT THAT BOY I SAW IN THE LIBRARY. I HAVE TO TELL THE
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen: don’t you just absolutely hate it when a demon drags you off your bed and through your hallway in the middle of the night like ugh i am so fed up with your bullshit
justnoodlefishthings: justnoodlefishthings:one movie trope i definitely am glad we grew out of was the weird focus in on the character’s face while we were forced to hear their inner dialouge of thoughts you know what? that’s absolutely fair
animeclay: Xi Zhang (豆三先) also known as Ramzes I absolutely love Xi Zhang’s work and am blown away by the incredibly unique aesthetic of his colorful, cyborg, animal, Asian-fantasy/sci-fi concepts. Seemingly, the best way to get a look at Xi
subtill-beslaved-under-women-tpe: mygoddesswife:She young and the Boss. yes thats true ADULT WOMEN ARE SUPRIOR as me lifelong it doesent matter if i am older. IF ANY ADULT WOMEN ARE at one day ADult i have to follow and the status of me will be absolut
unregistered-hypercam2: unregistered-hypercam2: unregistered-hypercam2: i am really saddened by the fact that each passing day, the opinion that “you should absolutely destroy every amazon alexa or google thing or nest thermostat you come into contact
quickhand: John Edmonds I am absolutely, completely, utterly obsessed with John Edmond’s work and I think you should be too. Edmonds says that his work is currently concerned with examining the “the external and internal violence that is implicated
bitteracefromspace:bemusedlybespectacled:so I’m reading Alexander Hamilton’s letters because that’s the sort of thing I do for funsies and he is ABSOLUTELY the guy who FLIPS HIS SHIT when you don’t text him back like, historically, is what I am
of-castles-and-converses: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ADORES LOKI’S HAIR IN THE SNEAK PEAK??I LOVE IT. IT’S AMAZING. AND CURLY. AWWWW Aw, curly haired loki (づ￣ ³￣)づ
babydaddydestiel: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: jimmysnowvakk: i want you to look me in the face and tell me that look is 1000% heterosexual I have a best friend whom I am closer to than anyone else in the world and I have absolutely N E V E R
anneuhken: thepersephonecabin: stark-eftychia: I am absolutely furious,, what the fuck are people thinking??? She’s seven (7). They better square tf up because I’m about to drop kick them all To explain for people wondering- the reason she’s
grandbastard: island-delver-go: ruinedchildhood: kangaroo: (sees creature descend from the sky with a single giant multicoloured wing) kangaroo: oh i am going to absolutely kick the shit out of that.
