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ms-curves: Okay, I am no connoisseur of corsets, but this has to be the absolute cutest, prettiest corset I have ever seen. I’ve never even tried a real corset, but this is definite wish list material.
zaeem8lbi: the-absolute-best-posts: devidsketchbook: WORLD’S BEST FATHER Dave Engledow (facebook) - “I have never pursued any sort of career in photography, although I have had a small number of gallery exhibitions and scattered publication. I am
yourreprogramingtoplease: brainless-nikki: I’m not afraid, I already am one :) You need to become the absolute sluttiest bimbo you can be.
cubicletocollar: We finally got a proper snow day here, after months of false alarms, sleet and rainy crap. I couldn’t just let it go to waste! So I asked if we could attempt some snow rope. I am a very silly girl, sometimes. It was absolutely freezing,
marcy33345: pasubsissy: sissysluttyjenna: scenteduniversitygiantdean: bottomsup-bobbi: sissyjournal: For more content please visit my Patreon I have pleased two men at the same time on more than one occasion. Yes I am Yes absolutely Fuck
shez-a-dove: fuhraser: i feel bad for math. its such a calm and friendly discipline full of beautiful and complex patterns and theres absolutely nothing inherently bad or oppressive about it but ppl treat it as though its evil and malicious. a lot of
thegoodthebadthetia: the-absolute-best-posts: loaning: why am i laughing so much This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. Lmaoooo
chronicallyoffendedwhitegirl: the-absolute-best-posts: Geek Fashion Friday: Boo Apron Is it really “fashion” if it’s an apron? I say yes if it’s as cute as this Boo apron! You can even have his arms cover his eyes like a real Boo! I am about
tearsofthemushroom: i have a needling curiosity about mcelroy fans. i myself am a mcelroy fan and while of course i love them all and saying that i have a fave would be an absolute crime when i was first introduced i sort of, idk… clicked with justin
Just when I think I’m probably just a full gay that wouldn’t mind making out with girls, something happens to remind me just how pansexual I really am. This is why I haven’t officially labeled myself yet.
savior-of-memories: Brandon Calvillo drags the absolute shit out of Logan Paul and I am so here for it
zachafalse: the-absolute-best-gifs: lunaticcrimsonmerc: I am crying on the floor. hE JUST STARTS DANCING AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE AW YEAH ITS COOL MAN
artistic-arithmetic: Sexy Joel by www.artistic-aritmetic.tumblr.com I regret absolutely nothing. UNF am I the only one completely attracted to JOEL? IT JUST NEEDED TO BE DONE. I’M SO SORRY NAUGHTYDOG Finally some decent Joel fanart! =D
[frustrated noises into the sky]
john-laurens: “What would ‘Burn’ be like if sung from Laurens’s perspective?” asked no one. Yet here I am with my answer anyway. So this has nothing to do with the Reynolds Pamphlet. The scene is Laurens alone in his quarters on August
mayfriend:marisatomay:the council has conferred and it has been decided that the most painful ages to happen to a person are 12, 17, 19, and 23op i am holding your grandpa to this
pussypopstiel:Claudia was always a lot more like Lestat and she liked to admit… Individual images under the cut, click for better quality Keep reading
hijabeng: afternoonsnoozebutton: I am feeling this on a SPIRITUAL level this morning YES ABSOLUTELY THIS
jeanlukes: when ur having a good time but then you see yourself in the mirror and remember you exist and have a corporeal form
problackgirl: possumposse: u know which posts are the absolute fucking worst op: *says something feminist* other blogger, probably mra: goddamn all these feminist girls!!! stop whining!!! op: actually i am a man *50000 notes* why oh why would being
toroheicho: clauhatena: zachafalse: the-absolute-best-gifs: lunaticcrimsonmerc: I am crying on the floor. hE JUST STARTS DANCING AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE AW YEAH ITS COOL MAN “conventions”
trashbaby-nerdlord:napoldeinlove:vikingqueen:chastityandperversity:shadowstep-of-bast:carpeumbra:No you don’t understand how frustrated I am that we always depicted the Apostles as old men, especially when it comes to during-Jesus-alive stuff.They were
corantus:if i really am dreaming, who cares? it’s a great dream.
clauhatena: zachafalse: the-absolute-best-gifs: lunaticcrimsonmerc: I am crying on the floor. hE JUST STARTS DANCING AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE AW YEAH ITS COOL MAN YES JUST YES XD
spicy-cannoli:spicy-cannoli: gritsandbrits:xeniawarriorprincesa: dunecup: sasquartz: briannathestrange: A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa ricky:
a-creepy-weirdo-has: jewassicpark: ‘i’m a girl and i absolutely hate the color pink!’
samrgarrett: the-absolute-best-posts: This is a great blog to follow, seriously Why am I not surprised
elsa-bunny: Do what you love, love what you do ❤️ my job is so fun. I am so absolutely fortunate to wake up and live my dream. If you want something, chase that dream baby. You can and will get there with the dedication and drive .
weaponizedhorse: i-am-your-northern-star: swantron: astudyingreer: oceanlights: tanfasticanna: oceanlights: cxntboy-drag-queen: wlwhobbits: Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive
xspanked-masters-petx: “I want to put myself absolutely at your mercy for good or evil without any condition, without any limit to your power.” ~ Leopold von Sacher-Masoch I am always willing to give of myself completely…
iiyo-iiyo: This is absolutely perfect.
kou… jaku?? what the hell is a koujaku??? sounds like something that needs to get the fuck away from me. i am disgusted, absolutely repulsed. i think i’m gonna be sick.
lesbianboboberens:lesbianboboberens:recreational space travel is objectively immorali am like. absolutely livid.CO2 emissions for one ~4 person tourist space trip are 50-100 times higher than the emissions from one long-haul air flight. One SpaceX flight
gatissed: Jack & Hanni best bros Am I the only one who thought this scene was slightly awkward? (I laughed in that moment)
carlofscar: lolalovejng: the-perks-of-being-black: I am absolutely speechless I’m mad at how he stood by speechless when it happened
itsnotpornipromise: hotrufftrade: “Wait. Am I in heaven?” The absolute JOY on his face. same
This is what I get for waiting til the absolute last minute to pack. It is eleven pm, and I have to be up at five am. Although the impending lack of sleep hasn’t dampened my excitement! It’ll be our first road trip together:)
This is somehow the hardest and most overwhelming thing I’ve ever done in my entire life but it feels like absolutely nothing when I just look at her. I don’t know how I could’ve possibly made someone so wonderful.
maddy44: theopengrave: neckderp: vodouqueer: I AM IN ABSOLUTE DENIAL wait wat really WHAAAAAAAT. HOW CUTE I’m pretty sure Samira Wiley is dating Lauren Morelli, a writer on Orange is the New Black. (Apparently Lauren Morelli was married to
say-no-to-the-o: “I’m having trouble thinking of punishments for cumming. I am NOT a masochist, so icy hot, Bengay, or capsaicin is out. The absolute worst punishment for me would be a period of no touch. I can’t think of anything more torturous
assbutt-in-the-garrison: gronos: sagaciouscupule: drinkycrows: i am the mastermind of a flock of perpetually wasted corvids im an intelligent acorn that can read marquis de sade all by myself eating absolutely fucking everything I’m not sure
glumshoe:desert-thinker:glumshoe:the absolute funniest thing Trump could conceivably be impeached for would be “falsifying national weather reports” OP don’t hide itI’ve only read a few of the Night’s Watch books but I am reasonably sure this
iswearimnotnaked: vegan-because-fuck-you: one of the fucking worst things about my ADHD and BPD and depression is how fucking much all of those fuck the absolute shit out of my memory I am constanly losing and forgetting things and it makes me question
clauhatena: zachafalse: the-absolute-best-gifs: lunaticcrimsonmerc: I am crying on the floor. hE JUST STARTS DANCING AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE AW YEAH ITS COOL MAN
whyravens: I noticed you had a purple theme going on and wanted to join in :) talktotnw this is easily the best photograph someone has ever sent me. not only am I absolutely in love with the content, but it’s purple! you have no idea how hard it is
justlikeastaracrossthesky: the-absolute-funniest-posts: mbthecool: Chandler Bing is a walking GPOY . The moment you realize you are actually Chandler Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard I. AM. CHANDLER. BING.
natsfanartnfandoms replied to your post: Are you gay? Gosh, you’re gay? Really, I mean, all of the yuri shipping art and then some just gave me absolutely NO clue that you just MIGHT be gay at all~ :B ikr i am full time homo but yo of course there
lulz-time: haithinkimfunny: I am the black horse in regards to life. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
Though I am not actively searching for it, I would love to have a one-on-one experience with a woman at some point. I have met just one woman all throughout my life that I openly fantasize about. She is the absolute embodiment of femininity and over the
